25 straight wins! suck it, moneyball Oakland a’s! admin.texaslonghorns.com/news/2026/3/...

Me, waiting for my cookies after hitting accept…

holy freakin’ mackerel! even I, a third generation longhorn whose whole family bleeds burnt orange, did not have this on my ncaa bingo card. #hookem 🤘🤘🤘

rip mueller time

very well I accept your cookies

today is my dad’s birthday. I got him a couple books off his amazon wishlist and one other.

“And California must learn the hard way, once again, that raising up one man as an idol over the contributions of a community is a recipe for regret.” Read more at: www.sacbee.com/opinion/arti...

game recognize game

alt + 0167 § in any window #lawsky ⚖️

eye for an eye? nah we cool

for years and years they marketed the ncaa women’s march madness as #hoopshysteria and my god I can’t believe that only stopped in 2022. #etymology

holy cow

🙋‍♂️

me sexting:

we have to give maduro back to team venezuela, those are the wbc rules

I’m about halfway through project hail mary on audiobook and I keep thinking how great ryan gosling will be in this

sorry I’m late I was microdosing apathy

one time I got 00:16 on the new yorker’s shuffalo game and I’ve been chasing that high ever since

i think we should all remember him how he wanted to be remembered, since he took so much effort to get the special silver sharpie and everything. fuck you, you unrepentant, homophobic piece of shit.

I spent most of this beautiful day at the office helping a colleague prep for trial but nothing beats sitting on the porch having a cold one with your person at your favorite brewery while reading a thriller

To infinity and your mom!

gonna need a show of ken griffey jr. and randy johnson traveling the country to take high class pictures and solving crimes called photo bros

fantastic lede.

so close to the weekend we can taste it, friends

why do I keep doomscrolling? every. single. post. is

I’m not saying the greatest day of my life was when st. arnold released art car ipa but I’m not not saying it’s in the top 10 🍺

Imagine if we relied on accurate intelligence. A lot of girls would still be alive.

no one expects the sea peoples inquisition!

pitch an unnecessary sequel clues actually this is necessary

muting “excursion”

Broke: dollar bills Woke:

me seeing fight club in 1999: this movie rules me thinking about fight club in 2026: I’m not working on a fuckin farm

we went to pompeii in january and I was blown away (no pun intended) 10/10 big recommend

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

predator: badlands is an incredibly silly movie

living in the future, fam

ladies and gentlemen… the weekend

I got on our air walk exercise machine for the first time in months yesterday and today and I forgot how much I love it I had been thinking about joining a gym again but with time constraints and cost I figured I should just use the stuff we have at home and it was great!

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the dude has a phd in music theory. this is what the anti-liberal arts fascists want to take from us

(SORT OF) SPOILERS FOR WONDER MAN episode 6 1/x

anti-trans Dems ate shit last night

IF YOU’RE IN LINE TO TALK SHIT PAXTON, STAY IN LINE

so true rn

The best and soundest of his time hath been but rash

happy monday the nyt spelling bee says your favorite word isn’t a word

so are we running venezuela and iran now too? are we the dodgers of international politics?

I can tell that, for my mental health, my time would be best spent this weekend reading short stories and watching baseball ⚾️ and trying to not spend 48 hours doomscrolling.