mattitations
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I was born at the bottom of a wishing well also I like books, baseball, and nice people
25 straight wins! suck it, moneyball Oakland a’s!
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No. 2 Softball establishes new program record with 25th-straight win, run-rules Baylor - University of Texas Athletics
The Longhorns defeated the Baylor Bears, 10-2, in five innings Friday night.
https://admin.texaslonghorns.com/news/2026/3/20/no-2-softball-establishes-new-program-record-with-25th-straight-win-run-rules-baylor
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Papa Squat
about 11 hours ago
Me, waiting for my cookies after hitting accept…
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holy freakin’ mackerel! even I, a third generation longhorn whose whole family bleeds burnt orange, did not have this on my ncaa bingo card.
#hookem
🤘🤘🤘
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about 12 hours ago
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rip mueller time
about 12 hours ago
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very well I accept your cookies
about 13 hours ago
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today is my dad’s birthday. I got him a couple books off his amazon wishlist and one other.
about 18 hours ago
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“And California must learn the hard way, once again, that raising up one man as an idol over the contributions of a community is a recipe for regret.” Read more at:
www.sacbee.com/opinion/arti...
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about 20 hours ago
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game recognize game
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1 day ago
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alt + 0167 § in any window
#lawsky
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1 day ago
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eye for an eye? nah we cool
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1 day ago
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for years and years they marketed the ncaa women’s march madness as
#hoopshysteria
and my god I can’t believe that only stopped in 2022.
#etymology
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holy cow
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2 days ago
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🙋♂️
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2 days ago
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me sexting:
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3 days ago
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we have to give maduro back to team venezuela, those are the wbc rules
4 days ago
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I’m about halfway through project hail mary on audiobook and I keep thinking how great ryan gosling will be in this
5 days ago
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sorry I’m late I was microdosing apathy
6 days ago
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one time I got 00:16 on the new yorker’s shuffalo game and I’ve been chasing that high ever since
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kwisatz haderade (spring training edition)
8 days ago
i think we should all remember him how he wanted to be remembered, since he took so much effort to get the special silver sharpie and everything. fuck you, you unrepentant, homophobic piece of shit.
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I spent most of this beautiful day at the office helping a colleague prep for trial but nothing beats sitting on the porch having a cold one with your person at your favorite brewery while reading a thriller
8 days ago
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Mike Drucker
8 days ago
To infinity and your mom!
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gonna need a show of ken griffey jr. and randy johnson traveling the country to take high class pictures and solving crimes called photo bros
9 days ago
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fantastic lede.
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9 days ago
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so close to the weekend we can taste it, friends
9 days ago
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why do I keep doomscrolling? every. single. post. is
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9 days ago
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I’m not saying the greatest day of my life was when st. arnold released art car ipa but I’m not not saying it’s in the top 10 🍺
10 days ago
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Jacob T. Levy
10 days ago
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DevinCow
10 days ago
Imagine if we relied on accurate intelligence. A lot of girls would still be alive.
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no one expects the sea peoples inquisition!
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10 days ago
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pitch an unnecessary sequel clues actually this is necessary
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10 days ago
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muting “excursion”
11 days ago
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Rodger Sherman
12 days ago
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me seeing fight club in 1999: this movie rules me thinking about fight club in 2026: I’m not working on a fuckin farm
13 days ago
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we went to pompeii in january and I was blown away (no pun intended) 10/10 big recommend
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14 days ago
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Amy Ash
14 days ago
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
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predator: badlands is an incredibly silly movie
15 days ago
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Jerad Walker
15 days ago
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living in the future, fam
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15 days ago
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ladies and gentlemen… the weekend
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16 days ago
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I got on our air walk exercise machine for the first time in months yesterday and today and I forgot how much I love it I had been thinking about joining a gym again but with time constraints and cost I figured I should just use the stuff we have at home and it was great!
16 days ago
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roses are red violets are surreal
www.mediaite.com/politics/mar...
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Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel
A former House Republican claims that in 2015, Markwayne Mullin – then a congressman – took photos of himself putting his finger up the noses of...
https://www.mediaite.com/politics/markwayne-mullin-reportedly-fingered-nostrils-of-colleagues-and-their-spouses-during-visit-to-israel/
16 days ago
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the dude has a phd in music theory. this is what the anti-liberal arts fascists want to take from us
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17 days ago
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(SORT OF) SPOILERS FOR WONDER MAN episode 6 1/x
17 days ago
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Katelyn Burns
18 days ago
anti-trans Dems ate shit last night
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IF YOU’RE IN LINE TO TALK SHIT PAXTON, STAY IN LINE
19 days ago
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so true rn
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19 days ago
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William Shakespeare
20 days ago
The best and soundest of his time hath been but rash
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happy monday the nyt spelling bee says your favorite word isn’t a word
20 days ago
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so are we running venezuela and iran now too? are we the dodgers of international politics?
22 days ago
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I can tell that, for my mental health, my time would be best spent this weekend reading short stories and watching baseball ⚾️ and trying to not spend 48 hours doomscrolling.
22 days ago
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