We made it

is there a name for the split second when your brain tells you to tap something and the screen changes so you wind up tapping an ad for poop disorder meds or something

finally a win for the little guys

marcus aurelius is right: can’t change shitbags, we’re all going to die anyway

to all who celebrate

woke up this morning thinking baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball

oh onion, you make laugh so

they did this so they could finally fire tomlin

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big thank you to america’s team for sending him out on his back like a total fuckin loser www.texasmonthly.com/arts-enterta...

we go now live to aaron rodgers after that game:

he might be too big of an asshole for them

I feel bad for Aaron Rodgers* *is what I would say to signal to my family I have been kidnapped.

I’m not watching but my feed is unanimous that cj stroud is absolutely shitting the bed

I would really extra love it if it was the texans that ended aaron rodgers’ football career tonight

IYKYK

lenny: it’s bringing love, don’t let it get away! carl: break its legs! one of the best episodes of tv ever

I would really extra love it if it was the texans that ended aaron rodgers’ football career tonight

the pat of butter you put on top of a steak before grilling it is called the angel’s square

did something happen

I’m gonna need a jerome-powell-as-che-guevara poster and tee shirt stat

we’re not going to be able to take three more years of this

the only ai I approve of is whatever witchcraft peter jackson uses to remaster old beatles footage

ORGANIZED GANGS OF WINE MOMS Just wait until we send in the WAVES OF STITCH N BITCHERS, the CAT LADY INFANTRY, and the HOCKEY MOM MILITIA

and anyone who worked at ICE will wear that go the rest of their goddamn lives like a former SS trooper

and tell him I’ve got the sequel lined up too

typical stuck up nyt

I don’t think we’re ever going back to “normal”—whatever that means—but I do hope a time comes when most people look back and say jesus that was fucking nuts.

the best part of wuthering heights is when he said "it's wuthering time" and wuthered all over those guys

freakin’ cubbies, taking our boys

dammit. dammit dammit dammit. rip bob weir. fare the well, wolf brother

I didn’t know it but this is what I needed today

Today in 2026, Houston Rockets forward Kevin Durant passes Wilt Chamberlain to claim seventh place on the all time NBA scoring list.

we’re on episode 5 of the last season of stranger things and… did the dialogue getter super dumbed down or did I just never notice?

Here is an unassailable fact: If Donald Trump was never President Renee Good would be alive. As would Ashli Babbitt for that matter. Trump brings violence, hatred, death. Ultimately he is the cause of the violence and darkness descending upon us.

There will be a protest over the killing of Renee Good by ICE tomorrow in Houston at Dunlavy Park in Montrose, organized by FIEL Houston:

Gift link 🎁: Multiple Houston protests planned against Minneapolis ICE shooting of Renee Nicole Good, organizers say Houston's protest announcements come after an ICE officer shot and killed 37-year-old Renee Nicole Macklin Good inside her car.

Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?

BREAKING: turning my dry-uary into a cry-uary

So…. what is the plan to deal with the ~20,000 cups of pudding where your brain should be?

I was offline all day getting work done and now, I … man, I just don’t know, friends. jesus.

Little Marco, every damn day.

playing christmas music on monday january 5 should be a federal offense

I have #astros friends everywhere

aw yeah get the word out we back up

me reading the news in 2026:

I’m starting to suspect that my doomscrolling is not fixing any of the problems

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JD Vance: This is a law enforcement operation to bring a narco terrorist to Justice The President:

I keep thinking it can’t get any stupider but then I bow my head, clasp my hands, and mutter under my breath, oh it will get far deadlier and so much stupider