jackie chan is 71 years old. let him chillax if he wants.

houstonians when it drops below 65 degrees

I lol’ed

this is on my funeral playlist fyi youtu.be/bMdeg-WKt1U

a movie that takes place where you’re from

“first as tragedy, then—you know what, screw it, let’s just do farce all the way through. but in like a tragic way.”

ridiculous. a lawyer would never ask a historian anything except maybe how the judge ruled in similar cases

this whole thing is the judicial equivalent of watching kevin carry the big pot of chili in the office

every day on al gore’s bluesky

practicing politics the reich way

tried to find the old bloom county strips showing a young prince william, still in short pants, yelling off with his head (and Charles telling him they don’t do that anymore iirc) but couldn’t find it on google

we are the baddies

🎶 goodbye, doobie doo-bay who could keep you off the roster when you change position each game still I’m gonna miss doob 🎶

[sobs] thread [sobs]

WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not our beautiful boy!!!! #astros

found a candidate to take over for halligan, might be attorney general by easter

WAKE UP BABE, A NEW JWST IMAGE DROPPED!!! 🌌✨

I’ve never practiced crim law. is this good?

I think about this all the time. future generations will watch these clips and say, see how dumb people were back then? they let this demented toadstool be president for more than five minutes.

that bamboo’s gonna go off by act iii

“like any self-respecting russian artisan, ivan yakovlevich was a terrible drunkard.” —nikolai gogol, the nose

Your outtie met the pope

And that murderers and drunkards and liars shall be under the present and past law;

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goddamnit pour one out for the genius of the B-DOUBLE-E-DOUBLE-R-U-N 🍺🍺🍺

also reminds me of this classic banger from george saunders www.unm.edu/~gmartin/535...

I support this trend of converting halloween decorations into thanksgiving and xmas decorations. the monsters deserve tidings of comfort and joy too.

one of the things I love about slow horses is that it follows the game of thrones storytelling principle that if you want to convince the audience this is a ruthless world in which your story is set, characters (well-liked developed characters) must die

Considering how some folks throw the word around, this means Fiona Apple is a nepo baby

so I was gonna post about how I used to watch this (probably terrible) show in reruns when I stayed up too late wasting my childhood but I googled him and THIS IS FIONA APPLE’S DAD

(for the record, absolutely would)

10/10 no notes 🦃☠️

most days I think I should throw my phone into the bayou. but then there are days like today

the older I get and the more I see of the crumbling facade of justice in america, the more firmly I believe money => power => abuse

Important to understand the Epstein stuff and the fascism and the corruption are, in a lot of ways, really all the same story from different angles: powerful men who can and do abuse vulnerable people around them because they can, and because systems of elite accountability catastrophically failed

a modern pieta. a muppieta.

thursday murder club is a warm bath of a british cozy that has All the British Actors in it. by the time jonathan pryce shows up you’re like, well, of course. anthony hopkins should pop out from behind that curtain any minute now.

since this is portland I assume these people were just walking around in their regular street inflatable animal suits when they happened upon the protest

this banana tree pod is about to spawn a xenomorph

sweet

super lol at the minion trying to make crybaby rob sound tough

I think everyone who grew up in austin in the 80s knows this by heart. my spouse (htx born and bred) had no idea what I was talking about when I rattled it off for her. my uncle otoh joined in and sang it with me last week youtu.be/YDtCFOxYcYo

Billy, this is Paul DePodesta. He started with the Indians in 1996 so he knows how to run a team with five nickels and a dream. His nickname is “Google Boy.” His defect is he hasn’t worked in baseball in 10 years and the whole league uses sabermetrics now.

just found out for the second time in two months that opposing counsel in one of my cases suddenly passed away of a heart attack. awful news. apparently the attorney keeled over at his desk during trial prep. there but for the grace of ye holiest go I #lawsky ⚖️

song mew by purr

$100 to whomever in that courtroom reads the verdict as “IVE GOT A NOT GUILTY READY FOR PICK UP!”

techknockers: we’re putting ai in absolutely everything the ai: