CHOTINER: you meant to turn on the front burner? ME: yeah CHOTINER: but you turned on the back burner instead ME: yeah CHOTINER: you didn’t see the diagram? ME: look I hardly ever do that CHOTINER: hardly ever? ME: only every time I cook

Why are they erasing history?? www.nytimes.com/2025/09/24/u...

afternoon coffee/doodle break

apparently this is based on pynchon’s vineland, a book I read when I was a teenager and, like the other pynchon books I read as a teenager, have absolutely no memory of (see also v., crying of lot 49).

Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice Byron White Stripes

it’s times like this when I realize I follow A LOT of lawyers on here

if this is the rapture, take me now, audrey #suddenlyrapture

the doomerangs will be back thursday

guess I gotta finish this plea to the jurisdiction because lord knows I’m not being raptured tomorrow.

LFG!!!!!!!! #houvssea #astros

man, I love needing 9 hours of cle in the next week #lawsky

I am literally wearing the baseball is the best/ end als shirt right now #baseballisthebest

I love baseball

okay this is criminal. this flick ruled. like a hard knocks episode strained through inglorious basterds and severance (think waffle party). my football-disliking spouse loved it.

normally I ❤️ erin’s art but this is just too mean to the port-a-potties

impeachable offenses piling up like sprinkles on ice cream: —firing prosecutors for not engaging in sham indictments —murdering people in boats in int’l waters —taking billions in crypto for quid pro quos —using the fcc to censor free speech

dude just needs to play a voice memo that says alright alright alright

Heliot Ramos just took Kershaw deep as the first batter in his final regular season start I’m biased, but this is the funniest shit of all time

the way the federal government paid billions of dollars directly to americans during covid has convinced me that bailing out the banks in the financial crisis of 2008 was exactly the wrong solution

high fidelity

it is beer o’clock, homies #thatsnotaknife

I’ve been rereading cryptonomicon and had to bitterly chuckle at the part where the u.s. wrangles an international consortium (including the vice president) to crack down on crypto.

maga-nificent. all it’s missing is the lost boys in a boat being blown up

it is very hard to violate rule 8. so this one's heading to civ pro classes nationwide

one eye-witness reported seeing the antifa professor saying, “nazis. I hate these guys.”

okay this one actually made me wonder if I knew this person

slow horses has one of the best theme songs since 30 rock or parks and rec or game of thrones

we’re going to the game on sunday, the third in the series. should be epic-ness! #astros

My mom called me last night about the Kimmel firing, saying "This is how Hitler got started!" I quickly responded, "By firing the late night tv hosts?" Turns out, mom was right.

benny hill fascism. #sucks

I lol’ed

with the federal government taking shares in corporations like intel and us steel, how long until it gets a piece of the broadcast networks or twitter and appoints a chief content czar?

This is so wholesome.

I saw the anecdote no less than 20 times today

famous red sox fan robert redford, seen here in character as a cubs fan

man this is a great movie. rip to one of the greats whose first name I learned today was actually charles.

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

my nightly prayer:

squirt no contest

marvin the paranoid android is so depressed for a reason

the fact that willie has lived to 92 means he is the chosen one, the luckenbach buddha.

I’d like an oral history of james van der beek’s line reading of I don’t want <beat> your life. like, was it rehearsed? improvised? did he realize he was uttering immortal words whose only contestant for his legacy would be the gif of him crying?

damn right. trans rights = human rights 🏳️‍⚧️