The Pope: don’t even think about getting up and crowding the aisle until your row is up. I love this guy.

So the war on drugs is to kill the fishermen and release the kingpins. Makes perfect sense. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/28/w...

Not a Knicks fan but can sympathize. It’s really getting ridiculous

RIP Rob Mallicoat #Astros

#MikeLuckovich 11/26/2025

Terrific title!

Still 🤬🤬🤬

Cheo’s grandson finally reached AAA last season after being drafted in the 3rd round back in 2020 and was recently added to Detroit’s 40-man roster #Astros #Tigers

What an odd swap this is

🫡🫡🫡😢

Between the Urías DFA and the Dubie dump (for Nick Allen), cost savings were achieved. Beyond that??? A move for another infielder who can play 2B has to be incoming

a thing that continues to make me burn with rage: quiet piggy

I’ve read many of these articles over the years and quite frankly they’re often wrong. Having said that, BA’s preliminary list includes Houston’s Alimber Santa as one of the 13 players likely to be targeted by other organizations in the Rule 5 given the Astros chose not to protect him yesterday

Pedro León didn’t last long on the O’s 40-man roster

Kardashian shape 🙄

Still looking for more comments on this…

Higher ranked Astros prospects needing protection from the Rule 5 draft. Deadline to be added to the roster is this Tuesday. With the Astros 40 man roster completely full, offsetting moves would be necessary to add any of these guys

Red Sox need a corner infielder and Astros need an outfielder (preferably lefty-hitting). Sets up for a swap of Isaac Paredes for Jarren Duran. Astros can put Duran in CF which then makes Jake Meyers expendable. Thoughts?

Interesting comments re the ABS Challenge System going into effect next season

Not to mention the fact this man is worth half a billion dollars. That $910K was chump change for him. The sickness in these people is unreal

Yeah we’re all praying for him…to resign

A normal reaction to today's news, dear Nancy, would be to express shock and horror at the significant possibility that the president of the United States is a child molester.

Scipio Spinks. Not many baseball players are named after great Roman generals. #Astros

🤣🤣🤣

Orioles remain Astros East. With the ascension of Fournie, all three of the assistant GMs for Mike Elias are former Houston front office staffers. The other two asst GMs are Sig Mejdal and Eve Rosenbaum

Going…going…gone

The House is out for the 95th day in past 107 while receiving full pay and benefits because the Speaker does not want to release the file that ties the President to a pedophile and the country should be damn near riots

In his decades-long pantheon of bone-chilling statements, this one’s hard to top.

Happy Bluesky anniversary to everyone (including me) who migrated here from the hellsite one year ago today

La verdad

Fuck Manfred

Great outing by #Astros #26 prospect James Hicks in the Arizona Fall League this afternoon for Scottsdale. 4.0 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 0 BB, 6 K 45 pitches, 32 strikes, including seven swings and misses.

How do you say “wag the dog” in Spanish. (“menear al perro”) @apnews.com apnews.com/article/trum...

Glad to see Brito is looking healthy again after missing the final 2+ months of the regular season

but $40 billion for this clown

Joseph Sullivan replaced Zach Cole on the Scottsdale Scorpions roster

The 2025 Arizona Fall League season opened up last night. Catcher Walker Janek debuted with a bang, going 3-4 with a double

Ex Astros 5, Phillies 3

Revenge of The Manatees

The 2025 Houston Astros 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

I’d rather have the win but silver lining is that Hunter probably locked up a Top 3 spot with tonight’s performance and the Astros garnered the draft pick

Saving a couple hundred bucks a year with all the subscriptions I’m canceling, so that’s nice.

Fucking hell 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

ICYMI

And he’s back (with the Tigers)

38+ HR, 29+ SB, 118+ BB MLB seasons: Barry Bonds (1993) Barry Bonds (1996) Barry Bonds (1997) Jeff Bagwell (1997) Jeff Bagwell (1999) Juan Soto (2025)

Mission (partially) accomplished. 1 start down, 3 starts to go

Government by and for crooks, crackpots and clowns

Former 1st round pick Walker Janek (his ass still mysteriously parked in Asheville) is 30-2 on steals this year. Not bad for a catcher