**macho man voice: Black Fridayyyy. Yeah!

Just thinking about sailing knots

The wife ain't fucking around

Ok, who spiked the gravy bowl?

guess whose heathen dog ate part of the apple pie and ruined it :,)

Sometimes, as little as possible, but sometimes...you have to peak.

A green bicycle priority street in the Netherlands

You can add your sausage to my gravy if you wanna

Owning an EV for the first time:

Without joy, without laughter, without music, without art, what's the point of it all? I hold that all of these are more important now than ever.

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Happy Victory Monday! #OnePride 🦁

When that pre-AI algorithm hits.

Nearly 600,000 cycle journeys in less than 2 months since the counter was reset, averaging about 9,700 trips per day. This number surpasses all motor traffic. This week has seen freezing temperatures, but that hasn't deterred cyclists. They are a hardy bunch @cs3cs6count.bsky.social

Potion of Fast Gaslighting

Potion of Tinkle Cheese

Oh golly Philadelphia sports radio tomorrow will be intense.

This bus-and-cycle expressway runs directly from Nijmegen station to the university and hospital in the south of the city. People on bikes and buses get there fast without delays, while motor traffic has to take the longer route. Priorities matter. This is what it looks like when a city means it.

Here’s a video of me riding through all three levels of this garage (x2 speed). It works because Utrecht treats cycling as mass transit: safe, fast routes to the station & parking built for tens of thousands of daily trips. When a city makes cycling the easiest way to get around, this is the result

The entrance to the 3-storey bike parking garage at Utrecht Central holding 12,500 bicycles. It’s free for the first 24 hours, linked to the station, and used by tens of thousands every day. This is what happens when a country treats bikes as real transport infrastructure, not an afterthought.

I need emeka egbuka to blow the fuka up tonight.

I take on average 10,000 stills and a half hour of video every week. Most I'll never think about again. This I'll hold onto until I grow old. 4 hours ago. Zero edits. No recoloring. No cropping. Nothing. Just straight up reality. 🦑

In reflection, these leaves fallen across a puddle, have found a way back into their parents’ arms.

Handsome Sweatpants of Domination

Three cheers for levity. #viagraboys #savageradio

Mafakkin. Banger. #chase&status #savageradio

American minds were poisoned and conned by propaganda on Twitter.

Done up in blueprint blue. Sho looks good on you. The architect in me loves that shit. #steelydan #savageradio

Before the invention of trains, people used to have to run wagons on your mom…

why do i always have to release kraken?

You're a speck. Rejoice.

It's crimmas

Imma spit doors greatness for the rest of the night until I give in and haul my ass to bed. #thedoors #savageradio

There's a killer on the road... The doors>>the Beatles>>the stones. IDGAF #thedoors #savageradio

If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you

If I could smoke fear away I'd roll that mafakker up. And then I'd take twooo puffs. I'm high now. I'm high now. #kendricklamar #kungfukenny #fear #savageradio

I took a square peg job at a round hole company during the great recession. Laid off, then re-entry into my chosen field. Within a month, a partner in my own company. Four years later....bought out the partners.

Life comes at you fast

Imagine the county fair goes psychedelic progressive metal...in instrumental form. Like you're riding the gravitron but you're freaking out, man!!! I lost you. Sorry. #monstermagnet #savageradio

🎶Slow, you kept me in that storm You showed me things galore Made me want much more And I denied, the things I saw inside The things I saw inside is what really caught my eye🎶

Papa don't preach I'm in trouble deep Papa don't preach I've been losing sleep But I made up my mind I'm keeping my baby

The origin. The beginning of the path. To greatness. #djshadow #savageradio

I don't believe that you could, in any meaningful way, restrain a 7 foot tall Danny Devito.

Fat bloody fingers are sucking your soul. #unkle #djshadow #savageradio

just pondering some stuff

I love wearing new jeans. Your friends will be like “wow what smells like shit” and you get to say “that’s my jeans” and they say “did you shit your pants” and you say “no the smell is formaldehyde” and then everybody still thinks you stink but nobody thinks you shit your pants anymore except Dave

This is the definition of an angry run. BYU’s LJ Martin is a bully at running back … this collision is like a car crash