the genX urge to just wanna scream helloooooooo!!!

i know wtf i'm looking at. that's no fossil. that's a space station.

me watching you post:

how the fuck do you sleep at night!?! #ministry #savageradio

Watching the rest of the world's leaders face consequences

A favorite photo you've taken

Welp. Time to do a little bonermaxxing.

With the breadth of stuff I'm giving up for lent this year, I think the only thing I'll be able to eat for the next 45 days is cucumber sandwiches

How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?

holy ointment!

Maybe I'm biased, but I think this kid/parent conversation is so much more enjoyable by bike than in a car.

the smooth brain revolution trudges onward.

Things are terrible but I have a supertrooper for a neighbor in case I get all antsy in my pantsy.

The smooth brain revolution trudged onward.

Post-nut clarity >>>>>>>>

Can't. I'm building steam with a grain of salt.

fuck outta here with this bullshit

A king cake that doesn't suck!! Rejoice!!

This cat hasn't squatted or deadlifted in his life. You: which one? Me: yes. That one.

completed my first deepish buzz through of rookies excluding TE and IDP. i have more WRs in the "he's a dude" bucket than RB. i don't have a table pounder at WR though, at least not yet.

If you’re wondering what it feels like living in the USA right now

"Our trades are doing well." Narrator: their trades weren't doing well.

*crying* Clarissa didn't explain any of this shit

Changed the WiFi name to "your butthole" so now every time someone connects to it, it says, "Now connected to your butthole" The grandkids are howling.

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Welp. Fat Tuesday. Last day to stuff all the trashy things I love into my mouth for about 6 weeks. There will be bacon. They're will be a burger.

Recent CBS News news: 1. Anderson Cooper leaves 60 Minutes after two decades 2. Stephen Colbert reveals network won’t let him air interview with Dem 3. Producer says politics dictating what airs 4. Owner’s bid for CNN parent back on the table. 5. Not firing Epstein pal.

doing a full calendar shoot of my balls with little hats on them

Happy Lundi Gras to all who observe

[narrator voice] round about that time, the Duke Boys realized they'd ruined a highly valuable classic muscle car by ramrodding it all over the place in the dirt

💀

Tool teasing a new album and a residency at the sphere:

Asked the 3yos what was happening here and one said "he's gonna eat that dog."

I used to post NFL draft QBs threads at the bad place. Sharing them here now. This will be the Fernando Mendoza🧵 [If you don't want to see updates of this thread, click the three dots in the lower right and select "mute thread". It won't appear in your feed anymore, but my other posts still will]

Sail On Lionel Richie music.youtube.com/watch?v=cVgF...

A Tale of The Pirate and The Goose There was once a young poor boy who wanted a #bicycle. He loved a little beat-up #bike in particular, but it was in bad shape. His friend, an artist, told him it could be painted. The boy chose colors he liked best. A bit of alchemy, turning lead into gold ― voilà!

#breadsky 🍜🍽️ I timed it: the oven took a full hour to come to temperature. That’s not normal. Cold start won’t work until that’s fixed. These sort-of par-baked over the course of it. Sourdough boules.

Roses are red Violets are purple, godammit

cowgirl with the blues so i can read tom robbins

Narrator: the current administration wants to increase that number to $1.5T.

South Park asked the question WWBBD

Happy Friday, skeeters!! Rawkout with yer cawkout!! #clutch #savageradio

rkgk

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