The same prick who gives me a headache every day now wants to outlaw Tylenol.

“Shhh… You’ve gotta hear this guitar part.”

#RIP Butthead 🙏

Give me a minute. I’ve just realized it’s Smonday.

Let’s Go!!! 🇨🇦

Mostly quiet on a clear Sunday morning in The Great White North. The sound of a light breeze, a few vocal blue jays, and a small engine aircraft in the distance. 🇨🇦

Let’s go Blue Jays!!! Today’s the day!!! 🇨🇦 📸 @paulhayes55.bsky.social

I’m officially rooting for the asteroid! ☄️

Letterman on Kimmel: "We all see where this is going, correct? It's managed media. It's ridiculous. You can't go around firing somebody because you're fearful or trying to suck up to an authoritarian, criminal administration. That's just not how this works.”

I’m starting to regret that 5 o’clock double espresso shot!

Thursday mood

The first time Donny met Charlie.

Please enjoy my cartoon for Thursday's Toronto Star

“Hey guys? Guys?! … Guess what day it is?!”

Pebbles #Dogs I saw today 🐾🐾

not gonna do it not gonna do it not gonna do it *looks up*

I must be a genius.

Tuesday 🐾❤️🐾

Hola! Caramba!! Oiga!!! It’s #Caturday

The Professor

To this day, I still get this feeling on a Friday afternoon.

Is it #Caturday yet?!

You can never have enough #toebeans

It’s Friday. Start the car!

"Aye, the sirens," says the lighthouse keeper, picking a bit of tobacco from his beard. "Some nights, when the wind is just so, I swear I can hear 'em singing." "What do they sing?" I prod him. A faraway look in his eyes, he says in a voice barely above a whisper, "Tubthumping."

I only wish I could sleep this late.

me: i have my best caption ever wife: show me me: it’s mice cream! wife: that’s a rat me: but- wife: sorry babe me: i was gonna win the internet wife: are you crying? me: no

A little sunshine for your Monday...🔆 Summer's closing credits, soundtracked by Big Star. #Happytails #DogsofBluesky

Aren't they beautiful?

Roland couldn't wait to go to school. The other kids were gonna be totes jelly of his sweet-ass new kicks.

The energy is stored, you absolute fucking morons.

Direct deposit? Nah, this is fur-deposit

when you realize that life is meaningless and you still have eight more to go

INCOMING!!! #Caturday

Cosmo is really taking this Labour Day to heart (wearing his lucky #BlueJays socks). #LabourDay2025

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

The white cat is blind and has a best friend, a black cat, who is always by its side to guide it.

"Evening Conversation" - my oil painting, 90x70 cm

Looks like I may have to shave off this massive beard tomorrow RS

I met the 2025 version of this fellow today. And he was awesome!

Surreal

This fascinating time-lapse of an orb-weaver spider building her web is even more remarkable considering she removes it before dawn each day and constructs a new one every night to avoid daytime predators.

Doing a 10k tomorrow, for you Americans that's 10,000 miles