“If it’s over 30c students may remove their ties.” Congrats on solving heatstroke!

When you frame it like that it’s much harder to imagine him happy 🤣

"we're reclaiming the em dash from ai!" you feckless cowards, i never conceded it. i was always secure in my convictions and pure of heart — the em dash was always mine.

Coming soon to a cinema near you— UNSTUCK It is imperative that the cylinder is not harmed!

Thirty years since the Arndale centre and tannoy announcements in M&S still make me panic

soph: hey, what are the thousand sons? me: *deep indrawn breath* soph: ah shit ah fuck abort abort abort

Nice comments on ten year old stories are great, cos I have no memory of the text so finding out what they’re being nice about is like an extra surprise. Mean comments on ten year old stories have no affect, cos I have no memory of the text and no will to look it up

A truly cursèd curse.

Pisces: Sometimes, the stars send you what you most fear in order to show you how strong you really are. This is not one of those times. Run!

Taurus: Nothing can stop you from achieving your dreams, except reality.

Magneto’s final form proves carcinisation in X Men

Time travelling modern character leapt into the Thames in Victorian central London and happily drank from it 🤢

We don't usually see each other's headers. Here's mine! Quote post yours (if you feel like it)

“As the annual Pride parade weaved its way through Durham… the rainbow flags were almost matched in number by trade union banners, as miners, postal workers, and train drivers swelled the parade’s ranks in solidarity, making it the biggest in Durham Pride’s history.” Solidarity is our strength. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

No Star Wars or Trek. Name your favorite sci-fi franchise.

Classic. This Danish road safety advert is more accurate than quite a few Viking films & tv shows... and photo shoots... ;) But above all, it's very, very funny: youtu.be/pD-f45TbvEw?...

Queer Byron you say? Taught by Sam you say? For Pride month you say???

Omg Anthony Head 😭 I’m gonna spend the night watching Repo! The Genetic Opera and crying. (He was in many better things but that film has a special place in my heart, right next to the loan agreement for said heart)

Doing a walking challenge this month if anyone fancies donating a few quid for charity ♾️ www.justgiving.com/fundraising/...

This bundle is up for another 5-and-a-bit days! If you're eyeing it, or the other bundles, remember to snag them before they disappear!

it’s PRIDE MONTH 🍻

Also, if you borrow an author's book from a library in the UK, that author gets more than 12 pence per loan in Public Lending Rights. Any author can earn up to £6,600 per year this way. That’s more than I’ve been paid by any publisher this year.

You’d be so much prettier if you’d just smile.

every sport needs a team like the globetrotters that is better than everyone else but it doesn't matter because they're typically having adventures & solving mysteries. Or we need an adventure & solving mysteries league with one supernaturally good team that actually mostly plays sports

Anyone wanna see an adult amano shrimp next to a larval amano shrimp? No? Bad luck I’m gonna show you anyway cos I’m so pleased with these ladies and all their hard work

There are some new softcover scripts available now on the backerkit, and some new T-shirts AND a novella incoming... www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j...

Tomorrow is National Goth Day. The care and maintenance of your goth is important. Keep them out of the sunlight and be sure that their black eyeliner collection goes undisturbed. Do not discuss Morrissey with them. Make offerings of spider jewelry and Ghost on vinyl.

An autistic woman’s attempts to communicate as clearly and transparently as possible have only made you more determined to aggressively misinterpret her, it has been confirmed. Read this and other exclusive articles on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/autist...

“Oh buddy, I don’t think that’s Duvall…” For @luketaluketa.bsky.social for #secretsamol here are some little vignettes of It's adventures with Chine around the wastelands of Sangfielle. Maybe if It didn't nap the day away Chine would be able to get a good night's sleep! @friends-table.bsky.social

Found out about @iwriteok.bsky.social new podcast when a 40k friend messaged me “that complete bastard you told me about is doing a Warhammer podcast!” I think I might have done a really poor job of explaining the concept of Behind the Bastards

FULLY FUNDED IN 54 MINUTES! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/j...

Cthulhu is calling you! Slither your eldrich tentacles over to backer kit immediately! Seriously, if you haven’t listened to this series yet you really must—it’s got some stunningly good sound design and gloriously funny original characters (I might have named my car after the no-nonsense expert)

Speedrun xkcd.com/3246/

Mulder, Scully, Skinner, Frohike, Langley, Byers

I love the soundtrack for this movie, I can listen to it and basically have the movie replay in my head, but thanks to brain issues if anyone says “Crom” I get the entirety of the YouTube parody musical. So midway through the movie rewatch there’s Kermit singing over the top. Ditto for Predator 😭

Hey Augurians!! We're NOW OPEN for a PRIORITY call from BIPOC, trans, &/or disabled creators currently living in &/or from Canada 📚 From May 5th-31st, Augur Mag is now ACCEPTING speculative submissions of... ✨ Short fiction ✨ Flash fiction ✨ Poetry Scroll for more details 👀⬇️

So far I’m resisting the urge to get really technical with people on the steeI situation, cos arguing never helps, but maaaaaan I really want to 😫

Not me, laughing at this for 10 minutes straight.

Yesssssss sign up for this!

You know, I should absolutely have seen that one coming. That’s on me.

We’ve been told our content needs to be more informative so here you go

I've been told: 1 I haven't been posting links to this enough and 2 I haven't been forward enough that this is an Arthurian knights story so if that sweetens the deal for you, links below :)

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May the 4th be with you!

Quote with your vibe if you were a vampire.

me when someone asks about my special interests