Thomas gets taken to a black ops site

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.

If you’re thinking of getting a car with a plastic switch for the handbrake—DON’T. Now I’m trapped in town for seven hours and the tasty food place is closed.

I forgot what day it was and got excited for a minute 😭

The Orville has often been described as Star Trek fan fiction (cause it is) but the thing is that you can clearly see all the ways that Seth MacFarlane watched Star Trek and kept muttering under his breath

PIG AT A WEDDING is a one-page TTRPG where you must sneak a pig into a wedding and release it at the most traumatic possible moment. PDF, text-only version, and a largely unrelated dev diary here: www.patreon.com/posts/pig-at...

This morning the kid asked asked if we had the ‘really-old-fashioned sound-only DVDs’ for Great War & War to End All Wars to play on the school bus trip to the Somme. 💀 After I’ve finished crumbling to dust I’ll have to work out if this is a good idea or a concerned-call-home idea

instead of watching the new harry potter trailer, why not pick up some horror books by trans and nb writers for the trans rights readathon?? there are so many good options. For example, check out some of these writers:

You know a ship is really struggling when someone who stormed out of your comments several years ago comes back like nothing happened. Ah yes, scraping the bottom of the fanfic barrel I see

Happy ALCS payment day to all who celebrate! And a very merry FU to my laptop which died just in time to wipe out the whole thing

Finally playing Thousand Year Old Vampire. Decided my character works in an armoury in Bronze Age Mesopotamia because I am a deeply predictable nerd. Anyway, time for him to go complain about this crappy copper, I’m sure everything will go fine for him

hey i need to pop out for a sec can you keep an eye on him for me thanks

I couldn’t not

Getting the low hanging fruit out of the way now...

Show someone who absolutely rocks a hat and isn’t Indiana Jones:

Dune 3? Yeah I love Dune 3—DUNE 3 PUSHUPS AND THEN COLLAPSING WITH EXHAUSTION

There’s been a very cool children’s art & culture project going on in town for the last year, with many gorgeous installations & performances, but this one… this one is… really something…

STICK IT ON A FIVE POUND NOTE

Post a GIF of who you wanted to be as a kid

This American bullshit about setting Leprechaun traps. We Irish don't do this, y'know why? We don't invite the Good People into our homes. We like having all our bones and waking up the same shape we went to bed as. Do. Not. Fuck. With. The. Fae.

Omfg do not pretend to catch the fae, that’s basically an invitation omfg

Just heard someone outside hysterical screaming “what the fuck is that?!” in a crowd-reacting-to-Godzilla kind of way. It was a heron

What if you could collect Wikipedia articles and make them battle? Wikigacha, created by Japanese developer Haruki Sugiyama, turns every Wikipedia article into a collectible trading card.

Adam Baldwin was literally *the* guy who named GamerGate and made it go viral. It was just some loser 4chan/incel YouTuber shit before then. They spammed him to get his attention because they knew he’s also a psycho loser and they wanted to make it go viral, and he did it. And it worked.

Thinking about Firefly 24 years on is like remembering the Santa’s Grotto you went to as a little kid. It seemed all cool & magical at the time but, if you go back it’s just a bunch of fake snow at a rundown mall and there’s a questionable guy in a stupid hat in the back

I was right, absolutely worth the effort

I love that York is has so much history but the buildings are still so alive. Like here’s a memorial to a 16th century Saint, on a road that used to be a meatmarket & is now a tourist attraction. I used to sell haunted dolls out of the teeny house beside it which is somehow now a sandwich shop

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

I'm going to go order an absurd coffee tomorrow just to piss this jackass off by proxy.

Gonna be saying “the colonel’s favorite jellybeans” a whole lot

I don’t play many games but I do develop an unhealthy attachment to the few I manage to play. my9games.com

Do my shrimp need an underwater river? Probably not, but godsdamn it, they deserve one.

Thanks to everyone for their generosity in supporting our Goths for Breakfast day! We raised £2250 for Magic Breakfast! Receipts below (unfortunately for ticket tailor buys I had to download my stripe statement and do some maths so it's a bit less clear but all there!)

Freya Emerson, 35, reportedly failed to respond to your casual request for a coffee as she didn’t know how to explain to you that she was overwhelmed and unavailable without making it sound like she didn’t like you – and has felt terrible about it ever since.

*trying to get you to spend the night in a haunted house* it's not a haunted house the jedi would let you spend the night in....

Trying to write my CV and very quickly coming to the conclusion that my best option is laying on the ground to wait for the bog to reclaim my bones

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Hey! You! Goths for Breakfast is TOMORROW! TOMORROW!! TOMORROW!!! Join #RomancingTheGothic for an online teach-a-thon to help feed hungry kids You can choose the ticket price that fits your budget. And talks are recorded, so if you can't attend live, you can check them out on your own later.

Starting season 8. Each beginning and end of every season gets worse. I’m sooooo booooored of alien lore. Get back to the werewolves and bogginses! (I’ve been listening to Fox Mulder is a Maniac, might be the only thing getting me through this)

Disability and the Gothic has now been published and is available online FOR FREE for the next 2 weeks. www.cambridge.org/core/element...

important announcement

Good morning

at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology

Grapefruit 🤢

Depression is kicking my arse at the moment and I’m all out of volunteer work to do. Tempted to make some random plushies for a giveaway, just for something to do

No cheating, your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist

Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been

Behold that schedule! How can you resist!? Come and join us. If you can't make it on the day, you'll still get the recordings! And all the money goes to a great cause

Seems like my book rights will be coming back to me soon, which means they won’t be available to purchase any more unless I put the effort into posting them somewhere (highly unlikely) so… I dunno, congrats on the rare book if you bought it I guess?