Henrietta developed the ability to meow-scream “hellooooooooo” and it is the creepiest sound when it approaches inexorably down the hallway at night.

Soooo much dental work this month 😬😭

People keep saying “oh so you want OPEN BORDERS” as some kind of gotcha and like. Yeah. When I was a kid you could just drive into Canada. On accident, even. It was great, and I think we should do that instead of kidnapping children. Normalize being normal instead of being kidnapping weirdos

see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

Hell yeah! We hit 50%! The sooner we can get this funded, the sooner he can get electrolysis and get a surgery date. When you're getting surgeries like this, many many working parts have to come together in the right timing. He can't even get on the waitlist until this step is finished.

🧠: you over-complicate things as a way to procrastinate me: 🧠: developing unnecessarily complex systems due to your fear of failure me: 🧠: because planning is easier than doing me: GO AWAY

Attention to people living in Illinois, Chicago: you have until Thursday to register a formal message to the state legislature that requiring age verification to install Linux is a horrible idea. This doesn't require writing anything, just filling out a form. Click through this quoted post:

We stopped into this arepas spot on Sheridan just south of Pratt while doing errands in #RogersPark and it was delicious. Portions are huge! arepapalospanainc.com

friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?

well, there’s your problem. you went to the desert on a horse with no name. all the nameless horses are slow and have no sense of direction. now, Speedy Desertknower right here, he would have gotten you in and out of that desert in 4 hours, 6 max

fans of Southern gothic horror, “The Toll” by @cheriepriest.com has the Kindle edition on sale for cup of coffee money today ($2.99) www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...

Hiding from The Big Light™️

Can't AI replace their readers? 🤖🫧💥 futurism.com/artificial-i...

Every DOGE deposition is the guy in your college class that made everyone else groan whenever he started talking.

Whistles up, comrades. The Turd Squad is out stealing people again.

Fair play, 'the mad emperor started compulsively buying shoes for his court, guessing their foot size & his courtiers were too scared not to wear them even when they didn't fit' is some classic, on the nose End Days Of The Empire stuff

"People used to be excited about tech, now they dread what data you're going to steal next, they dread what violation of privacy or the environment will turn up next." this whole missive will make you want to stand on your desk and yell "O CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN!," but that bit really got me good

Increasingly of the opinion that the correct answer to the Trolley Problem is "fuck you, why are you so fixated on finding reasons to justify killing people?"

sloppelganger - Ingrid Burrington Mint it

Star tribune just doing amazing work breaking our hearts but amazing work

one of the great strengths of hanif abdurraqib’s work is that it is grounded in talking about the things he loves & why he loves them w/incredible rigor. zero doubt that he also has the juice as a hater—he just doesn’t foreground it as his public critical practice.

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

If you need to put some loveliness in those eyes

I hope my neighbors can’t hear me say stuff like “who wants to stop being a fuckshit tom cat and come be a little bedtime boy”

I still get a kick out of how Nana Visitor's name is also a cool occupation. Your job: to visit nanas. They insist you eat delicious food, tell you raunchy and gory stories of the men they have killed, sometimes you help them reach items on tall shelves. A perfect job.

I'm crying laughing

🦽🥌🔥

you don’t hate rich people enough

“Application fees are the first place many artists encounter the field’s structural inequity — not through theory, but through a checkout screen.” –Damien Davis buff.ly/KDdZcfi

i’ve watched this three times. VERY satisfying.

When you are so cute and so angry at the V-E-T

@blackamazon.bsky.social and I are available for consulting on this topic. We could prevent so much harm and bullshit in return for housing security and no more student loans!!!

HI! Please share! I am running a new fundraiser with Cylon whistles. 4 great orgs benefit. I explain the whole deal here, but basically if you donate $25, I'll send you one of these BSG-coded whistles. You can email or DM receipts & the more you donate, the more u get! www.moryan.com/by-your-comm...

I do not like this gen AI I do not like what it implies I do not want it in my art I do not think it makes you smart I do not want it in my games I do not like its goals and aims I do not want it in my books I do not like the way it looks I do not like it, I don't care I do not want it anywhere

god saves his spiciest mustard for his bravest lil corndogs

In the 80s I helped launder several thousand dollars of drug money through the Girl Scouts of America by selling mass quantities of cookies to the local weed dealer, who then packed his customer’s orders in with the cookies.

My Papoo was a tailor who made custom suits for the suit-wearing class of Worcester, Massachusetts. Grampa Oscar retired from the army as a Chief Warrant Officer after tours in WWII & Korea & then sold appliances at Aucoin’s until he retired for real.

Round 1, day 4! Listen, read, VOTE! marchxness.com#/1stround-ho...

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

Must get recipe for Mina.

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

10 minutes into Mistress Dispeller on #CriterionChannel and I cannot look away. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUep...

Cold climate plant people only: If I want to grow balcony strawberries in Chicago this summer when should I start the seeds?

Perfectly put.

late to the olympics party, but i truly enjoyed watching alysa liu’s gold medal winning skate! ✨🥇💫 #art #figureskating

It’s moving day. I won’t be on socials much today. I just posted an update. Thanks, everyone.

bluesky: the headline

I made a respectable linguini & clam sauce from pantry & fridge door ingredients + some fresh parsley I had lying around.

I talked with @ziibiing.com about Stand With Minnesota, keeping neighbors housed during ICE escalation, and directing generosity where it’s actually needed.