dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

sir? sir.

@regretagarbo.rip never forget

I went 0-4 in alcs games I actively watched/listened to on the radio lmao

fuck everything

John Schneider looks like he either works in baseball or he's a tire shop manager

lmao Canada really threw Reagan in our own faces to proclaim the values of free trade in the middle of baseball

@regretagarbo.rip please explain the yellow accessories choice by your baseball boyfriend

@regretagarbo.rip welcome to Silly Baseball

can't believe I missed a thunderstorm with hail to hang out with @regretagarbo.rip

at some point they accidentally swapped the primary/secondary palette button and just... no one noticed

I love this chap. Third time of viewing, and like Yentl, it just never gets old.

@prinxe.bsky.social what's your progress on Hades II looking like these days?

need a richter scale reading for this

@regretagarbo.rip where are you watching game six and can I be there

the mariners just hit a ball over the fence. i'd imagine they have a backup baseball on hand for such occasions

@regretagarbo.rip DCV stays home, DCV posts about cum it's like clockwork

is there anything To Do tonight

had the 9yo shouting MOOOOOM, DAD'S SAYING NONSENSE THINGS before we left for the bus so today has already peaked

Bruno!

3-0 since Humpy won

Tron: Ares spoilers ahead. It was not great. But I realized something on the way to my car that made me incredibly upset. They had a lot of references to characters in the previous two films through archival footage: Flynn, Sam, Quorra, etc. You know who never got mentioned? FUCKING TRON

Reminiscing on the time I went 1-7 at day two of GP Portland so I drank due to being mad at myself and tl;dr I haven't had rum since

Jenny Nicholson tweet continues to not miss

Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥 Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

@minakimes.bsky.social you know what would be GREAT for content and no rooting interest whatsoever? M's winning tonight

"How can events happen before the ones that happened... before?" "It's just the way it works. It's... it's Jeremy Bearimy. I don't know what to tell you."

went to the park

sometimes, games with name generators decide to just destroy a fictional person's entire self-confidence. meet your 2036 first-team all-big 12 running back

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.

Hades II review: it's so good

@regretagarbo.rip I have some terrible news

at the Mariners game, got a hot dog they've hit three home runs since I acquired it behold the power of hot dog

I am going to bath like nobody's business

@jonbois.bsky.social watching football

Wrote a little newsletter about the time i told someone i was trans in an Arby’s drive-thru www.anxietyshark.ca/damn-it-john...

"From hell's heart I stab at thee!" 🎵 here in 🎵 Duck Berg

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

the more I moderate webcasts for work where they talk about AI, the more I think society would be better off if technology just stopped advancing in... maybe 2008. like let's get to the point where clustering together PS3s to make a supercomputer was efficient and stop there

Today marks five years since the v1.0 launch of HADES!! With HADES II v1.0 out next week, we wanted to express our deepest gratitude for all your support of the original. THANK YOU!!💘🔥 HADES is now 75% off for the occasion, & we're streaming now on Steam, YouTube, & Twitch.

was chatting with someone who hasn't played Hades yet them: it apparently has a character named Tisiphone? me: yeah, she has the best dialogue in the game

“It's easy to stand up and speak out when there's nothing at risk. The real test of values is when times are challenging and you have something to lose.”

WHO WAS ASKING FOR THIS

Who the FUCK was chomping at the bit for them to bring back the VIRTUAL BOY

I have a lot, but think about this one often

The greatest exchange in comics interview history still belongs to Jack Kirby