Late to post but can never let the NFL draft pass without posting this annual gem.

There are three ethical ways to find out about new music: 1) See a band open up for a band you already like at a venue that only serves vegan food 2) Hear them on a label comp that you paid $19.99 for to hear a tossed-off B-side from one band you already like 3) AA+ or better PS2 soundtrack

It gives me hope that there's still a level of Dudes Rock out there that AI could never hope to approach and is fighting the good fight to keep at least a small corner of the internet lit with life.

Wanted to make one of these then realized I cannot make one in good faith. I carry too many scars from the video game wars, I can't treat these as anything other than ragebait.

First lawnmowing of the year and I yearn to live in the desert where I can just have dirt and rocks for a yard.

At least got the country right on the one botch. Also this >> Wordle, and I still like doing the daily Wordle. www.maptap.gg April 9 98🔥 98🔥 80✨ 99🎯 98🎯 Final score: 947

oh hell yeah

hey if you think you're mad now just wait til tomorrow morning when we find out who all made money off this

What music do you like? :3c - #art - #furryart - #chibi

🤔🤔🤔 www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...

The snow is all melted, spring flowers haven't bloomed yet, everything is just dead trees and mud and somehow Vermont still feels magical. Fuck I love it up here.

Oh man the cum trees bloomed today, the great pollening is imminent.

TFF suitposting

It's ⚾ opening day ⚾ so remember to celebrate with a hearty 🎊🎉FUCK JOHN FISHER🎉🎊 🧢 SELL THE TEAM BITCH 🧢

Not just the feeling of saying goodbye to a world and characters you've immersed with, but thinking about the after-story of them having to say goodbye to each other too always hit. One of the things I loved about Expedition 33 was how it weaponized the fuck out of this (iykyk).

Today marks my final trip 'round the sun in my 30's. Time to get a head start on planning some sweet mid-life crises.

Yeah most people don’t know this, but I have driven through all of the lower 48 plus Alaska and state that takes the longest to drive through is Connecticut

There should be one in every town. What a great way to quarantine the area's 50 most annoying guys away from the world

While I appreciate the slippery dumps recognition, Delaware absolutely has claims on muskrat and scrapple as well.

Probably won't actually happen but I just YOLO (does anyone still say YOLO?) applied for a position back in Japan ama.

"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

I went to my camera roll search and before I typed anything the first suggested search term was "Beppu Jigoku" (別府地獄) which refers to the hot springs in Beppu (literally called The Seven Hells, and I have pics!) so obviously it knows I'm responding to this prompt. It then returned zero results.

On the road for most of today and out of curiosity I plugged the trip into newly Geminified Google Maps. Not a cartographer but I believe I may have spotted a problem

Oh no, I'm not beating the allegations here 🥁

Starting to have serious thoughts about I might have to look for a new place to work soon, our lab is circling the drain badly.

It was in the 70's and I had my windows open at home the past three days.

hes just happy to be there @vulxywal.mystian.art

In honor of MAR10 day! 🙂‍↕️

I think I'm going to Anthrocon this year? Maybe? Sure why not, I need another pierogi feast weekend in my life.

Back at work and finding out another one of my colleagues is leaving, we're bleeding out serious load-bearing employees. Hard to imagine work actually declining further but damn we're on pace to implode 🙃

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I know it wouldn't actually be as perfect as it sounds but moving up to a cabin in northern Vermont sure sounds pretty perfect, it feels like an unreal location every time I go up.

The skimo course is so weirdly artificial with the stairs and obstacles that it wraps around from feeling wrong to the silliest torture device ever devised. I love it so much. Also as one who's done skimo, I would barf so hard trying to sprint like that.

I've been staying with my uncle at his cabin in rural New Hampshire for the week and he and his buddies are the most divorced 60-something New Englander guys you've ever met. Mustaches, ratty hoodies, Patriots hats, thick accents, and a passion for drinking beer and snowmobiling. It's fascinating.

The 2026 Barkley Marathons is over. There are no finishers. #BM100

Damian Hall came in off loop 3, but without collecting all his pages and is the last to face the bugler. Fog, cold, and the wet weather were factors. #BM100

Sébastien Raichon finished loop 3 in 38:05:46 and is credited with a Fun Run. #BM100

To my followers wondering Why I'm Like This posting about #BM100 all of a sudden this was my fun little progression two years ago out of nowhere.

Happy Valentine's Day to all the spouses and partners who are spending today alone in a tent in east Tenneessee waiting 12 hours for their partner to show up smelly and gross and see them for 3 minutes #BM100

The campground is under construction so the race is being run out of a park shelter. Here is the yellow gate. #BM100

What the FUCK it's February and I was already going to spend today following Black Canyon and the Olympics, now this?

This is the floor and there is no ceiling

man Dark Ilia is gonna be fun

Hit the slopes! 🏔️ [ #art #commissions ]

A few journeyman NBA and MLB players and an NFL player but no one you've probably heard of which I think disqualifies them as being famous.

nope

Infowars dude put in his 2 weeks today! Good to lose dead weight after 10 years but also pressure is back on me to not be "the weird one" at work again.

"I am not quite myself these days, and I am not thinking clearly" says man participating in sport involving firing a rifle under extreme stress.