what is it about being in a good mood that attracts insane people determined to ruin it

Social Media in 2035

i have spent my entire life being the bigger person. they used that time to call me a pedophile while they usurped the courts to violate the constitution and recreate jim crow by fiat

threads is LinkedIn for people that think they’re too good for facebook

Something I forgot to post when videos were enabled

hoyly shit

On a similar topic, if you want to read about the world’s first trans clinic that the nazis destroyed check out the link below. It’s absolutely worth your time. www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...

started making fried rice for dinner and then remembered I had some tuna steaks out that I had to cook tonight or they’d be bad. so I ended up cooking the tuna steaks, a big ass vegetable hash, and like…4 pounds of fried rice it’s so much food

thanks to the changes in Canada’s laws about citizenship by descent, I am officially “Canadian since birth” honestly very excited about this. I’ve always felt a strong connection to my Canadian heritage and now I’m proud that it’s official

successfully changed my nose ring to a stud and it only took 40 minutes and I only cried a little and only punched the counter in frustration twice

Salad Fingers. Charlie the Unicorn. Badger Badger Badger Badger. All Your Base Are Belong to Us. You're The Man Now, Dog. O RLY? Numa Numa. Leeroy Jenkins. They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard. This is Sparta. It's over 9000. Rickroll. The Cake is a lie. Chocolate Rain Don't LIE to me I was THERE

🗣️📢 24 hours until the advanced signup period for ROOTS26 ends!! Signing up in this period ensures your spot in the Saturday tournaments and keeps you off the waitlist. We're reaching out to vendors next week, too; now is your best chance to hop aboard. Don't miss out!

if you schedule time to meet up with IT and you no-show 3 times you should be hunted for sport

some kind of phobic that if I want to eat cookies I must first acquire them myself why am I not being fed by an attractive servant as I recline on a long couch like an empress

i do not know that it’s possible to hate them in the way that they’ve earned. but i will try

Reupping my video showing that conversion therapy in the UK is mainly caused by about 40 people who simply will not piss off and are ruining the NHS for the rest of us youtu.be/_S5w18sjYLk?...

I was actively eating when Josh yelled and it startled me so bad I almost choked to death

i don't want ai, i want my phone to be a little ferret creature who jumps onto my pant leg and crawls into my shirt pocket when i leave it on the subway seat

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is a 16th run that or these

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney or Ghibli. (not hard if you're a real one)

maybe I will play a video game today oh I need to download an update oh that update requires a .Net update that didn’t install manually oh the mod I use to make it more enjoyable needs a visual studio update oh the update is huge I need to clear space on my OS drive nvm I’ll go do laundry

Or through ko-fi ko-fi.com/paleimitator...

i thought we were chill but i pressed R3 and i can target you and see your health bar, are you mad at me

one of the most infuriating things about modern interfaces (web, app, etc) is when they do not expect you to react quickly. I'm so tired of a context menu shifting because I was ready to click my button in less than 3 seconds, or a link not working because some async tracker hasn't responded yet

Head on over to our Discord (links at ohioddr.com) or shoot us a line through email ([email protected]) if you have any questions for us. We can't wait to spend a weekend making memories with you this summer!

ROOTS26 will be doing "convention pricing," with attendees purchasing day or weekend passes instead of individual events and venue fees. Here are the tournaments on offer Saturday: DDR Challenges 2 DDR Throuples IIDX Couples 2nd Style SDVX Megamix PIU Teams SMX Sightreading Showdown

NEXT SATURDAY 4/25 at 7 PM EST signups for events, volunteering, vending, merchandise, and performing will ALL DROP! Hotel block information will follow in May. Below is some more info on what to expect. Be sure to check back in this Saturday to get signed up for the fun!

the yabba-dabba-doohickey

god forbid we serve sailors what we serve prisoners or even worse: what we feed 3rd graders

sooo true

grandma isn’t doin too shabby #ITLonline2026 all sightreads on DDR pads on a CRT

I spent so long working on multiple projects at any given time and now that I am down to just one project? I cannot describe the amount of boredom I am feeling. Unfortunately, I cannot take any other projects on and my therapist and spouse WILL yell at me if I try to

happy april 7th, 2026 to all who celebrate

went day drinking from 11 to 5 then slept on the couch for an hour and a half im 40

I DID IT AGAIN youtu.be/79HqrIz9jsc

if you’re standing around in a shirt and underwear, that‘s actually only like 30% naked. but if you take the underwear off? 75%

the worst thing about warming weather is all the dickheads with loud vehicles I live on a residential one-way why are you driving your motorcycle with a loud exhaust down the road at 45

one of my favorite things about Amazon is how it blatantly lies to you about shipping information I somehow doubt this package arrives tomorrow

We all seem to have forgotten one of the most truly delightful and surprising indie interactive fiction drops of the last decade. 17776 is ostensibly about football, which is why at first glance I thought I wouldn't like it. But it really makes me smile, and the world could use that right now.

Clean AND jerk? In THIS economy?

walked into work and this is the view from my desk it’s so hot

god damn it there's so much good in here

I love my friends :)

OH MY GOD I GET IT THERE ARE STORMS