I know I need to dump this dude because I remember nothing about him but I can name every gun in Arc raiders

me clicking by mistake on Co-pilot button...

I think the funniest thing about the phrase “chubby chaser” to me is that we’re not hard to catch actually

there's something wrong with the rabbits

I fit my jeans again

No matter what the futur holds with all the AI stuff, I know that I will continue to animate for myself, for you. I love it, it's a passion that I have since childhood and bots won't take this love away.

Thick Thighs and Hairy Guys

Proof of life. Ish.

Made a phone call today that I've been putting off for two weeks (my cell phone provider)

transformation

I got a terms of service update from Levi's?!? How and when did I subscribe to jeans?

it's scary how powerful ai is getting every day. i just talked with a genie who was able to somehow guess what i was thinking of by asking a series of yes or no questions

all the villain groups in Sailor Moon have tragic backstories where they're manipulated or corrupted, but Witches 5 are like nah these bitches are just evil and petty and that's why we love them

damn it's been 8 years since the eldritch disney princesses

Another day another slay (me sending off three resumes that will get auto-removed by the company's Ai screeners)

Fledgling (2/14)

pink in the night (2019)

Happy Pride Month 2025 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Be gay do crow stuff #pridemonth #pridecrows

Happy Electric Feel Friday everyone

Nicole Kidman says she’s a big fan of naps: “I'm a huge believer in naps. I can sleep anywhere. Put me on the floor with a sweater, I could fall asleep.”

I don’t know much but I know this: when eating chips and salsa, don’t do the math to figure out how many whole tortillas you’ve just actually had

A lot of pro-AI people will be like, “This technology constantly makes mistakes and adds unneeded steps to work, but you’ll have no choice but to use it for every facet of your life whether you like it or not” and then furiously wonder why some folks aren’t instantly on board with the pitch.

Yosemite climbers unfurl transgender pride flag on iconic El Capitan For @nbcnews.com: www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-...

Happy Wednesday

Today’s date, 5/21/25, can be read the same both forward and backward. Repost if you have sex with men

This is already how games work if you are over 35

the left loves the public. public housing, public transit, public sex. they can’t get enough

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

Portland: You can get a free A/C if you qualify. They'll install it for you. I have one and it's great. katu.com/news/local/a...

I threw away a permanent marker the other day. Today it showed up on my desk again with the word "permanent" slightly bigger and underlined

help I'm obsessed with the warring mother robins who unhappily share a nest

I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing

Great job everyone

I lived that life Von Dutch for three days and I am going to federal prison

Time to find a new way to learn languages! Unless you want to speak those languages extremely incorrectly in the most confident way possible!

Oh nooo I've dropped my big pile of drawings of boobs, I hope a wealthy benefactor doesn't see and decide to fund my pathetic and humble existence

hey man, I noticed all those legendaries you pulled. can you cum in my mouth

this is precisely how twitter would have been in germany in the 1940s

“i want tony the tiger to gla—“ *phone violently ripped out of my hands by my family*

browsing nextdoor and local subreddits shows you just how many people live in constant fear of the outside world

Because it was a fake job 👍 hope that helps www.wsj.com/articles/the...

They are friends holding hands!!! Maybe everything is gonna be okay!!!!

yea cream on it

Fly away now

Just saw a single pansy bloomed in a garden bed and thought "wow it must feel so alone and so scared but it's being very brave about it!!" in case you were wondering how I'm doing, like, mentally.

wtf is an "AI companion"?? just get a tamagotchi like a grown up