omg I love mcr

maybe the swifties of bluesky will like this full taylor (and ONE selena gomez song) playlist Spotify "curated" for me

flying into a rage trying to find a gym with day passes in SF

ABC has announced their new late night host

how is carmen sandiego gonna tone down the elgeebeetees

"there's no place for violence in american politics" well you're about 300 years too late

good thing this one wasn't a mass shooting so much as an ass shooting

*kendrick voice* poetic justice

butch connotes utility masc connotes incompetence

thought there was nothing more annoying than actors--wrong it's actors who do other jobs bc why we doing breathwork in the DEI workshop rn

first generation they

Doctors I trust more than rfk jr

googling "how to pack books in a box" 😵‍💫

dandan noodles are overrated, put on trendy chinese american menus bc white ppl can pronounce it

I knew things were going south when they canceled the golden bachelor

blah blah we all hate twitter but I just noticed gay twitter seems overall way friendlier toward gay ftm porn stars than gay bluesky and I wonder what that's about

do I have a single interesting thought anymore? or am I just laying low trying to dodge the apocalypse

you'll never believe which viral social media star SNL hired next

fortunately, snl just hired 4 white guys

new piece about having an identity crisis at the hottest party on fire island 🔥🏝 open.substack.com/pub/jamestom...

they should try something really different for the harry potter reboot. give harry contacts

not enough discourse about how wasian this is

I fell asleep on the couch and now everyone is talking like trump d*ed???

love man's best friend. sounds just like ABBA

I love being a new york tranny and a new york comic

PHILLY SEE U THURSDAY 🎟: shorturl.at/RueH5

this is the strongest test of lesbian delusion yet

first good joke on bluesky

it is crazy to me that they've invented AIs you can sext when they should've been making robots you can fuck that DON’T talk

less than 1 week until my Philly show with Tan Hoang and Henlo Bullfrog btw 🎟: shorturl.at/RueH5

I'm into lesbian forest and gay beach. if that makes sense

a bug's life passes the bechdel test

am I allowed to say atp I feel pretty catfished by folklore

horny glass ceiling Philly tix: shorturl.at/RueH5

wait wait wait not the point but what is up with JK's skin color here??? she looks like the end of death becomes her. is she... alive???

Drag king name: Scatt Rife

come see me in Philly and lmk if I pass 🎟: shorturl.at/RueH5

chatgpt will never get me. I ain't reading all that

I'm watching Alien: Earth

21 years ago is crazy

WEAPONS is giving BARBARIAN in that it's like "uhh ok" and "ohhh THAT'S it??"

don't freak out but the openers for my Philly show (Aug 28) are TAN HOANG and HENLO BULLFROG 🎟: shorturl.at/RueH5

all right I went to one (1) gym

I don't really identify as a "tboy" so much as a "superfag" or "megahole"

mental health level: rice gruel

I thought drag race was the epitome of nattering gay ego maniacs. but now I'm watching project runway

cut to everyone using this to stream themselves getting railed by mickey mouse

when I talk to an xennial I am 22 years old. when I talk to a zillennial I am 1000 years old

I'm coming to Philly btw 🎟: bit.ly/417wgXc