I like the wimbledon ad where they all take turns beating the shit out of a terrified moth. this is why I like tennis

I have instituted democracy in westeros (I cut all the little rope ladders off the dragons)

sorry to australia but how is the Personal Life section of this crazier than Disappearance en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_...

ann patchett will pay for her crimes

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

anyway I live in new york now new york friends: let’s hang! new york editors: let’s talk! [email protected]

would like to give the brainiacs of Westminster, CO, a hand for using the trivia team name In The Form Mothra Question in the national Jeopardy bar league (winner gets an IRL audition, glory, etc.) www.jeopardybarleague.com/leaderboard/

after a decade in DC I am moving away. it is because of the DC streetcar. I moved here the weekend it opened and I simply refuse to live in a city without such a vital public resource

More and more people are keeping exotic venomous snakes as pets. What happens when they get bitten? Here’s me in @wired.com on the network of zookeepers saving lives across the country: www.wired.com/snake-bros-a...

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt> Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy” Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

have possibly accidentally trained the mockingbird who I have been giving snacks so that today she stood on the bench on my deck and wing flashed at me, inside

Thread: Luciano Pavarotti summer mood board

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

weird that's also my job

do yourself a favo(u)r and watch LAST ONE LAUGHING: www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

You hate to drop game 1, but I was proud of the way our guys fought and I still like our chances. - Mark DeRosa postgame

nobody was doing it like Trebek

somebody out there survived the 9/11 terrorist attacks and then bumped into the cast of Everybody Loves Raymond in Central Park

YES I WROTE ABOUT THE FINAL JEOPARDY WIZARDRY www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

this quote is so fucking good

YES I WROTE ABOUT THE FINAL JEOPARDY WIZARDRY www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

think everyone on this site deserves the chance to meet Bubbles

sensational scenes in r/washingtondc

screaming, hissing, booing at the first home on the grand designs australia crossover episode with kevin mccloud that doesn’t feature a cat (hasn’t happened yet, it is all cats lolling in architectural masterpieces, just preparing myself and also my cat)

on an amtrak pulling into union station just before the snow starts and they’ve instructed everyone trying to go further than DC to meet in the cafe car for what I can only assume is the announcement that agatha christie is their new conductor

what I would like to know is how the preexisting Mr. and Mrs. Met ended up leaving at the same time. were they fired and what for

this is great

UCL just sent out a round of invites for upcoming alumni events in the US and uhh ummm uhhhhhhhh I am not sure that is the photo of Boston I would have chosen here

the facebook birder group giveth; the facebook birder group taketh

(to the tune of "feliz navidad") denis villeneuve

just going to put it out there that I am scared for everyone (attendees, children, pets, the world generally) about what Gritty is going to do at the Fourth Wing/Flyers event www.gofevo.com/group/Flyers...

two words: RODDY. HO. www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

wrote about two shows that made me cover my eyes (only one of which featured evanescence, tragically) (?) www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

JOURNALISM HACK: imply that major event was staged. follow up by specifying that actually you have no idea but maybe someone else knows??? stop being so nosy losers

canonically lizza rhymes with pizza

please, science, resurrect the tasty sea cow www.nationalgeographic.com/history/arti...

mike white is right. in fact I DO need to hear the white lotus theme rendered on accordion

loved Flesh. weird and sad and terrific. read Flesh!!!

wrote about PATRIOT, a double great show, over at @rollingstone.com for its anniversary, with thoughts from Steven Conrad, Terry O’Quinn, and Kurtwood Smith: www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

wrote about PATRIOT, a double great show, over at @rollingstone.com for its anniversary, with thoughts from Steven Conrad, Terry O’Quinn, and Kurtwood Smith: www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

well this should be a good Home Town episode www.nola.com/news/aggress...

a billion years ago I went to a Jane Goodall Institute camp and she announced her arrival by walking into the dining hall and doing a deafening and extremely long chimpanzee HOOT HOOT HOOT as we the starstruck dorks looked on in amazement. RIP to a legend

isaac chotiner and dracula have showed up at your house. you have to let one of them in

🚨 kansascity.craigslist.org/zip/d/kansas...

Saved you a click: they beheaded a horse

an unmarked van full of national guard was just parked on my block, a fact I learned when I heard a neighbor banging a pot and blasting an air horn directly outside their passenger window and shouting GO HOME NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE

happy Jeopardy! season premiere day to all who celebrate! here’s me in @slate.com on the 2011 battle royale with Watson, with thoughts from Ken Jennings, Brad Rutter, and many more: slate.com/culture/2025...