IT REALLY DOESN'T and I'm tired of people saying LLM output is anything but some words put together following certain syntactical and grammatical norms into sentences strung together following the faintest threads of content logic that unravel as quickly as the next thought ravels. Embarrassing

Everybody‘s all “abolish music theory” because we get too excited about making a diagram but we aren’t the ones with big doodoo pants!!

Why is this disability and form panel in the longest room I’ve ever been in 😭😭😭 #amsmt

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

The #1 lesson from yesterday’s blowout: Humanities majors killed on the job market 1) Mamdani- Africana Studies 2) Spanberger -French 3) Sherill - Global History

DST was made for extra innings

My husband calls the combined AMS/SMT conference just SMT, and that's true love

take a look at this big snail on FSU's campus yesterday

I have actually never once blocked any account or content or keyword but at every sports' postseason I am tempted to block "sportsball" so badly

ACADEMIC FEELINGS I've had such a drought of new ideas and writing -- glad to still have things in the pipeline but everything I've done this year is iterating on old ideas. Book project is simmering to thicken but the burner is off. Craving some kind of spark! Lest this gas leak metaphor kill me

Can't believe someone broke into AWS this morning and stole crown jewels

canvas down during grading hours???

cubs in 5. phillies in 5. goodbye yankees.

Girl I know exactly what you're thinking

We give fitted sheets the wrong kind of bad reputation. The issue is not that they are hard to fold (they are; I just don't care to fold them properly), but rather that THEY are the things that eat your socks!!! Your dryer is INNOCENT.

No one asked me but here are my thoughts on TS new album as neither hater nor swiftie: - Starts strong w/ Ophelia, Liz T, Opalite, FF - then the petering-out begins hard with Eldest Daughter, which I think is near objective levels of badness. - Doesn't recover

the internet is so good at creating monsters of us

if the campus Primos in Tallahassee ever closes I'm done

I don't know if this is real or just a vibe, but it feels like a somewhat ironic side effect of americentrism in the US amongst well-meaning folks is thinking that other developed countries are politically "normal" or politically "USA pre-2015."

JOB: FSU is hiring an Assistant Professor of Music Theory (tenure track)! I am on the committee and happy to answer any questions. societymusictheory.org/resources/jo...

why can’t my gaming laptop handle Nubby’s Number Factory

How to delete your account without agreeing to the new TOS: In the dialogue box asking you to agree, DO NOT click agree. Instead, click on the TOS link which will open another tab. In the top right of that tab you can go to your account settings and delete your account.

gen z's "we're so cooked" is the same as millennials' "this is the worst timeline" - you repackage the same guileless cringe you swore to destroy

you ever just

why do we (I mean people speaking and writing American English) love putting "extremely" in front of any adjective when the noun is almost never exhibiting an extreme level of that adjective? It's my easiest writing tip to students because it's widespread

Hi @tressiemcphd.bsky.social, In a bibliography, should it be: Cottom, Tressie McMillan or McMillan Cottom, Tressie?

timeline cleanse. first is a picture of a weary tree frog who has hung out in a plastic tube in our backyard all summer long

*New Funding Opportunities for Julianne* weekly digest and it's always, without fail, something about using or developing "AI." I'm tired boss

got the new booster! in florida!!

At least 6 HCBUs? Sadly I can't say that I'm not sure why more people aren't talking about this apnews.com/article/thre...

Information environment has reached its grotesque conclusion in that there is a very real killer out there who has not been identified, apprehended, or investigated, a detail practically inconsequential to nearly every commentator’s purposes.

reading the readings I assigned with my own free will <<<

We took the paywall down on this one. defector.com/how-the-fuck...

Reminder: if you are worried about AI replacing you as an artist: don’t use AI voices, If you don’t want composing to be handed over to AI: don’t use it to write text. You get the idea. If you value your job: protect others jobs too.

THIS IS THE LYRIC!!?! (yes I've been listening to this song for months)

bryson stott pick a new song!!!

alabma roll tired

Almost as bad as when FSU stopped calling June 19 "Juneteenth" and switched to "Federal Holiday" this summer

the total eradication of areas of research not otherwise prioritized anywhere else, all after blowing it on crypto scams, and I assume the econ department is thriving

the only problem with the taylor/travis engagement is that the jokes aren't funny and the memes don't hit. the internet today is a private jet dissociated from the content needs of the economy class & the only reason anyone's "entire workplace" is talking about it is bc they lack union protections

Besides what it means and all, Labor Day is one of my favorite holidays because at my school we have one full week of classes and then in the second week there's this little treat

my hobbies over recent years include filling out Google forms to add my alumna signature to various open letters to the University of Chicago

the reason this discourse will never end is because it is completely untethered from any kind of evidentiary standard. as long as there is a 19-year-old barista somewhere saying “cultural appropriation,” guys like nichols will complain that “democrats” use alienating language.

Can we reflect on how elected Democrats haven't said "latinx" since 2021 and yet I still see two articles a week telling them to stop? The evidence doesn't indicate that Dems using SJW jargon is a real problem — it's something the far right says to justify their actions.

Really allergic to the term “food noise” lately … like it’s actually a really good metaphor but it’s also like it’s a requirement to talk about if you’re on a GLP-1 and you want your friends to be on it too

It's really hard to handle everything around you being guided by the imaginary vibes of people who are afraid of subways and writing their own emails.

nothing, and I mean NOTHING, busts through my feeds harder than medical scrubs. My FYP is reliably absurdist anti-humor, frogs being idiots, and leftist mom reels but ALSO i am being sold STAIN RESISTANT SCRUBS every 2 seconds like the internet thinks I'm a real doctor but I don't want no scrubs

Tonight we have the privilege of having @floreustebius.bsky.social on as our guest to discuss more of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33! Come have yet another baguette with us at twitch.tv/bardicknowledge from 9-11pm Eastern!

the most political I can get publicly is about AI so I keep doing that. Anyway honestly the creepiest take by regular degular people about generative AI is when they say "it's here to stay, get used to it" while ALSO agreeing with every negative point about it