My kids have measles and my SNAP benefits were cut. But at least those cashiers at Walmart aren’t writing “they/them” on their name tags anymore.

lolllll

"should women work" but it really means "should men have to ever answer to or even encounter women who are not their wives, offspring, and/or other servile figures"

Mamdanigrad (formerly New York City), will stand as a shining example to the world of what is possible when the workers unite, and crush the bourgeois class with an iron fist (mild increase in minimum wage, free buses, etc).

Please check all that apply

Haven’t seen it mentioned yet but Todd McLellan has a hell of a hairline #LGRW

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die." --Dick Cheney probably

Who made this

I think Universities mascots should be named after their worst alumni. For example when Michigan and Wisconsin play in football it should be the University of Wisconsin Fighting Dick Cheney’s vs the University of Michigan Anne Coulter’s #DickCheney

Wink Martindales gotta go dawg. He’s so bad at his job

We’re gonna put Pete Hegseth in jail right? He’s straight up murdering people!

John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.

This killed me @channel6.bsky.social

Pete Hegseth: only clean-shaven men can win wars U.S. Grant:

Gruppenfuhrer Artie Bucco

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

“I love cops and we need them—because of people like me” is crazy work

The World of Tomorrow is looking less EPCOT and more CECOT every day.

My boy JJ is a winner

Guy who shrieked about tyranny when they closed Applebees during a pandemic: Mr President sir I saw a homeless man downtown today please send in the 82nd Airborne

Literally letting a dog call Belichick's first game in CFB now.

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

Really wonder who Lane Kiffen is posting about sometimes #cfb #olemiss #kiffinposting

MS Doom

Doing some research for the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social on my lunch break -No drive-thru -Hams right behind the counter (menu claims they can feed 17(!)) -Woman who made my sandwich could play on Michigans DLine (complimentary) -7/10 ham sandwich - great mustard #MichiHamvsEverybody

Tremendous headwear caught by the @tigers.bsky.social post-game show #tigers #baseball #mlb

This is amazing

i have to stop looking up Ohio State AI facebook slop because i'm not sure anything will beat this

When people talk about how systemic and structural issues don't exist but the data all looks like this.

“I’ve lived a million lives and I’m only 19”

Ohio State fans frying their brains on AI slop is...it's better than what they usually do online, I'll allow it

Trey and Matt went for it

"Can a man become a woman?" raises a bunch of really interesting philosophical questions like "How long should Rahm Emanuel spend in prison for helping cover up the murder of Laquan McDonald in order to win reelection?"

Lost Cause guys: "Don't you realize that Yankee culture was an affront to the South?" The actual culture of the "civilization" of the South:

nearly the entire SS got off scot free from Nuremberg. most of the Einsatzgruppe were allowed to live peaceful lives. our grandparents fucked up the peace. don't make the same mistakes.

We are so close to hearing the President of the United States actually say this out loud

GM @hollyanderson.bsky.social future stretch goal idea: @edsbs.bsky.social has to do a Will Smith / 85 bears style rap about the winning program #shutdownfullcast

I really think if the Dems threw the Clinton's under the bus for Epstein they would get saddam election numbers lol

Everytime I see a limousine I say “whoa it must be Burt Reynolds or somethin” - Happy Gilmore

Hey @mtsw.bsky.social Trump take box

Does mechahitler also have a mechadrug problem

Finished the episode and was reminded of this: youtu.be/TkUdqNuGCl0?... @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @celebrityhottub.bsky.social

What voters think nativism will mean: stop giving benefits to others, so you can focus resources on citizens What it actually means in practice: stop giving citizens benefits, so you can focus resources on punishing others