McDonald's flags at half mast. I can only assume someone finally got the Grimace.

A divide in journalism right now that's worth watching is between reporters who understand how bad things are but are mindful of their reputation and not wanting to be perceived as too extreme or hyperbolic and reporters who feel things are so urgent they have to use urgent, clear language.

uniquely American experience to be detained by ICE in some shitty facility and then shot by a mass shooter

if i don’t get to 18k followers today, WHICH IS MY GODDAMN BIRTHDAY, i stg , imma … probably do nothing k byeee 😘

Remember: people are still going through the stages of grief now that they finally realize that the #USA has been destroyed. We can save our "I told you so's" for later if we survive the coming winter. #DeadTree #TakeBackDC

NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO DEAL WITH THE COLLAPSE OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AND THE PRESS. #STUPID

What if I told you that Trump had the election thrown to Biden? That the election was stolen as proof that it could be done and withstand the alleged scrutiny of the courts? THat way he could effectively have a third term while laughing his ass of in FL, where Jeb! was #goobernatorial. #HekuvaJob

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Felt cube, might delete later

Money isn't real but nobody real is saying this at all. Because they're not even allowed to think it. #WordOnTheStreet

There’s a horrible fascination to watching Reform UK gradually absorb Tory flotsam like a jellyfish digesting used condoms.

If you have something to say about me, say it to my butthole.

Call me crazy, but maybe if you didn't have a truck the size of Rhode Island you wouldn't need to do a 37 point turn to get out of the parking lot.

NEW: In a moment of peril, Florida lawmakers allowed Citizens Property Insurance, its insurer of last resort, to take disputes before judges whose salaries it funds. The company has taken 1,500+ insurance disputes to mandatory arbitration, where it wins more than 90% of final hearings.

Remember: the banks were cool with working with this guy but Heaven forbid you draw a sexy cartoon.

"All I said was that you really had to respect the way Charlie Kirk engaged in political debate..."

i may be a piece of shit but i give the thank you wave in traffic and i like to think that counts for something

It's a Pumpkin Spice Twat, Charlie Brown

"Big Tits Potato Chips 10 ₵" '1930-1940's wax paper potato chip bag from Dunn, North Carolina. Big Tits was the nickname of Titus Tart, one of the owners in the Tart-Chestnut Co.' www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/...

I can hear your ghost in the other room only when you're not there, that means we really believe in each other, just like any mysterious unexplainable couple in a relationship called "houdiniamorous"

Don’t underestimate my ability to make everything weird.

My two-word origin: Quarterly Qollapse

An image is worth roughly a thousand thoughts and prayers.

Hey, anytime anybody wants to seize the means of production would be a good time. #Allegedly

Mangione will wind up unalived since he was instrumental in almost fulfilling the "I could shoot someone on 5th Ave." boast. Alec Baldwin will keep silent about anything he may know or thinks he knows. Also your govt. is infested with draculas. #allegedly #WordOnTheStreet

Slept in a Journey tshirt and woke up in South Detroit.

My 13yo: if anyone asks me what’s the weirdest thing your mom has ever said, it’s gonna be a hard one.

*removes bag of frozen peas from black eye* your reaction to my wink tells me all i need to know about how feel about me *puts frozen peas back over black eye*

People on the street are saying the Uvalde was an inside job. Brown unarmed lawful folks relying on their duly appointed officers to do officer stuff. The other side unwilling to control its guns no matter how many #children are #slain. Now it's in the Capitol. #Rumors #ThugLife #WordOnTheStreet

I woke up without the scratchy throat and cough

Does anyone know a way to get really physically attractive without diet and exercise?

In honor of Labor Day, I'm not going back to work today, either. Come and get me, work.

If you think the music of Tom Petty is trivial, you might instead like Thomas Petty

Flood the zone with insanity and nobody can figure out what the hell is actually happening. Nobody but me, that is, and I'm incapable of proving any of the allegations that I hear from the #WordOnTheStreet.

Under the bridge #wordonthestreet

YOU OWN WILL A NEVER HOME #wordonthestreet

Word on the street is that the #sandwich guy was a paid provocateur, a false flag, or a, what, another example of staged political theater. Or not, it really doesn't matter. #allegedly #WordOnTheStreet

#WordOnTheStreet Rumors of allegations that lots of people are saying that #ElonMusk is a sheep rapist. But only on the weekends.

Word on the street is: bringing the terrorists up on charges of terrorism wouldn't be very terrifying and would be therefore not be done by the terrorists. #WordOnTheStreet #BocaDelCamino #Cloners #UnreliableNarrators #Terror #Terrorists #POTUS #Tyrant #Allegedly #Catch22

Hi, I do cost effective mystery solves and word on the street is that the nudists are amassing in DC even as we post things on tis place. #WordOnTheStreet

Guy acts ill and sort of disappears for a few days. Many register their excitement over the possibility that he died. Passively. He's not dead. Spirits flag. Someone will have to take action. But it's Labor Day now, so... [Nobody does shit but whine at the BBQs] ¯\_( Q )_/¯ #WordOnTheStreet

I’m not saying I’m having a midlife crisis, but I recently turned 50, joined the local Kiwanis club, joined a co-ed adult ice hockey team, and adopted three more cats.

Yeah, you let an illegitimate candidate steal an election. MULTIPLE TIMES THIS HAS BEEN DONE IN THE LAST 25 YEARS. NONE of them deserve more than it costs to send them all to jail. Clinton and Dubya and Obama and Biden and the tyrant. Get our money's worth from GITMO, ffs. #WordOnTheStreet

RFK actually looks like a worm that would eat someone's brain

“Now, Democrats hope that the secretive Chorus Creator Incubator Program, funded by a powerful liberal dark money group called The Sixteen Thirty Fund, might tip the scales. The program kicked off last month” Shh.. it’s a secret. nobody knows

American children who die from "woke ideology" a year. 0. American children who die in school shootings a year. About 47 a year. Now tell me what is more dangerous.