(Laying in bed sick) My cat: not feeling well huh? here, my ass in your face oughtta help

Eddie says “Fangs for taking me in!”

remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat

When you nap too hard and forget where you are and what year it is.

**Looking in the mirror -Blink twice if you need help

It is either perfect timing or terrible timing. Either way, our new Noisy Piggy slot machine has just arrived on the casino floor.

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Selfie

If sexuality was a choice, then explain heterosexual women

god every day is just gonna be a Whole Thing isn’t it

Miss me with this instant forgiveness of Marjorie Taylor Greene. She’s no hero. She’s Christoph Waltz at the end of Inglorious Basterds.

Remember when there was an entire political party worried about big government and Big Brother?

I'm currently in HR for stealing an employee's energy drink. In my defense, I didn't know that it was Frankstein's Monster.

I'm really hoping. But 47Felon seems to be a true Teflon Don. Credit to @dccartoonist.bsky.social

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Drop someone BLONDE/BLOND www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrDs...

“Roar” 🦁 Freddie struts around, thinking he’s a fierce lion, but he’s just a cute ‘lil guy. #NightmareNov #Teeth #EastCoastKin #MobilePhotography #CatsofBlueSky #OrangeCat

Keira Cronesgrove

The blankets on my couch are not for you. They are for my cat. You may not use her blankets

at my think tank we think about dogs and books and nature and weed

America is in a really dark place This could have been avoided if more people had read more books

1979 and I gotta pick one? London Calling The Wall van Halen ll Damn the Topedos Highway to Hell In Through the Outdoor Candy O Armed Forces Get The Knack Head Games Deguello Desolation Angels Pretenders Yeah it was a helluva year 😎 my youth rocked

being from 16th century france where bathing was rare, i'm gonna go out on a limb and say the three musketeers did not taste like chocolate and nougat.

garfield was right about mondays .

The only thing Bluesky has taught me is that most people are undiagnosed

HEAD LIKE A HOLE BLACK AS YOUR SOUL I'D RATHER DIE THAN GIVE YOU CONTROL

That Zoom call was cancelled. You can put that hoodie back on.

Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved

Feel silly wearing a jacket and tie in my apartment for a Zoom meeting, let alone the top hat.

Stupidity is our #1 growth industry.

Please be patient with our dining manager Wilton as he deals with a protracted legal dispute with his neighbor over a boundary line.

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Anxena: Worrier Princess

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What did the "swamp" taste like?

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