Oh don't act like a Borg maturation chamber wouldn't solve this whole problem.

Wrong answers only.

#LookAndSee 463 #MusicChallenge #MusicSky www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h86...

Out of concern for this young pizza placed into my care, I am enacting a No Slice Left Behind Policy.

What painting, photo, or piece of visual art has stayed with you long after you saw it? Pulitzer winning photo by Eddie Adams 1968

Bob: Now here's Gina with weather! Gina? Gina: Thanks Bob! The National Weather Service has just issued a statement saying that July can eff right off. This is the third year in a row that July has been given the go-ahead to eff off. Bob: But I like July. Gina: Eff right off, Bob.

I understand that it sucks to have to read a book you didn't choose as a kid but when people are like 40 and still going, "well assigned reading turned me off from reading" it's like, ok but you're 40. No one has assigned you a book in like 20 years.

The psychic chicken knows all of your terrible secrets.

Hello beautiful Puffin. ❣️

During a surprise visit, a police officer's mother was discreetly preparing a meal for him. The most touching moment came when he identified her cooking with just a single taste.⁠ 🥹

7:30am: egg white omelette with mushrooms 10am: apple 12pm: cut up fruit with yogurt 3pm: banana 6pm: grilled chicken with salad (light dressing) 8pm: frozen yogurt 830pm: 2 cookies 845pm: 4 cookies 850pm: 8 cookies 9pm: bag of Doritos 930pm: Big Mac and fries

♥️ more women politicians ♥️ abir al~sahlani is 🔥🔥‼️🔥🔥

Birb says Mabuhay

"Do you want to hold the baby?" Oh...ummm...no thank you? "She's a Golden Retriever." Yes, I will hold the baby.

Sorry i held up a scorecard when you fell off the balcony

Wait the Army is offering high tea now I’m interested but I’ll need finger sandwiches and a cellist

I sleep with an aluminum bat by my bed just in case I'm needed for a softball emergency

Finding a bookmark halfway through a used book turns reading into a psychological experiment. What happened here, Steve?

Drop some BARS

Ok, trying again. After Wild Dark Shore, which was amazing, I couldn't get into Once There Were Wolves, then I DNF'd Yesteryear, then had to skim to the end of Project 17. So I hope that this oldie will snap my reading slump! 📚💙

You look like you need a Puffin. Have a Puffin. 📷️ Sue Wood

You've been murdered (yeah this old chestnut). Who do you want in the case?

Having loved the movie Session 9, which takes place inside Danvers Asylum, I wanted to read this, not realizing it is YA. I often love YA novels but this one was 80% High School Hijinx and about 5% scares. Half the book is about kids pairing off. The Love Asylum! Not what I was looking for. 💙📚

I read just over half of this hyped novel and DNFed it. The main character resents her audience, her children, and her husband. There are tons of easily searchable mistakes. And the twist is the lamest thing since "it was all a dream." So of course everyone loves it. *smax forehead* 📚💙

Happy 80th birthday to one of the greatest voices of her generation, LINDA RONSTADT ❤️ (July 15, 1946)

These hero dogs chased off a man who tried to sexually assault two female dog walkers. They were able to push him away, and then their pack of 11 rescue dogs ran him off into a tunnel and ripped off a piece of his pants. The dogs are all getting our highest honor, a 15/10

current mood 🎵 #MusicSky www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqEI...

Morning Puppies

We have a buttload of legislators who are hundreds of years old. Perhaps we should have a round robin proof of life.

#BreakingKindSongs #MusicChallenge A song that has Money or any form of currency in the title or lyrics www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUPF...

Verify your age. Husband kiill mammoth with spear. Me cook.

Oh man, one of my very favorites, gone. RIP Sam Neil.

Today's REPOST, courtesy of @middleageriot.bsky.social

SO...you skeptics keep thinking that Moscow Mitch, one of the worst humans to ever take an Oath of Office isn't well...or even alive? Fine. Try arguing with this actual photo taken yesterday.

i accomplished nothing this weekend mission accomplished

#LookAndSee 457 #MusicChallenge #MusicSky www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwIs...

Timeline cleanse... Fisherman shares his catch with a cat.

Dad, how was it like growing up gen x? Me:

“The extremists are afraid of books and pens, the power of education frightens them. They are afraid of women.” “We realize the importance of our voices only when we are silenced.” "Education is neither Eastern nor Western, it is human.” BOTD Malala Yousafzai 1997 #Booksky

Phillies-Tigers is a great game happening. Lose the chatterbox guests and show the GAME

Is the Tigers game glitching for anyone else?

The Mystery Guest seems more amped up than nature intended. He’s about to take flight.

I’d rather watch the Tigers bat than watch the stupid Mystery Guest.

Lovely obituary of Bonnie Tyler, this:

when you’ve just seen mitch mcconnell

when you’re tired but can’t get comfortable/ fall asleep so you just roll around in bed like a rotisserie chicken