Wut? Wouldn't that involve someone else and I'd have to get up from my comfy spot on the couch and wonder the whole time how my book or movie ends? Nope, staying right here with my sammich and blankie.

The best sausages in Prague at Roesol, Malá Strana - served with mustard, gherkin and artisan bread 110Kč

Me as a Bluesky therapist

A perfect excuse to share this song as well. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3vE...

Ope, let me just sneak by ya and grab a glass of melk, then watch this vid about The Most Michigan man in the World! Then we can drive south into Canada! www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6-T...

if you see this, quote post the energy you bring to bluesky:

without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?

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You're at Robert Goulet I need you at George Hamilton

youtube.com/watch?v=M7XR... Feeling cute, might make something different for lunch idk! 😝

THE PRESIDENCY OF DONALD J. PIGGY NOW CONCLUDES SO THAT WE MAY BRING YOU THE CHARMING FAMILY MOVIE "HEIDI."

Bake someone happy clown posse

Cowboy hat bro country clown posse

STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must resist with a cute selfie to proceed.

CONSUME, DAMN YOU! 🎄🧑‍🎄🎁

Can you do anything for me Tom? Or is it my final Abe Vigodathon? Tell Michael I always liked him.

"Seditious behavior"? Piggy would know. He should have been arrested on January 6th.

*First day as a drug dealer*: Do you want to supersize it?

Goves me a chance to share this great Lindi Ortega song, but then, everything she sings is awesome. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVvJ...

A gif that pops up when I type my name.

Today's young people are far too young for my liking. And they shouldn't run so fast when I'm trying to chase them down in my biplane

I didn't choose the sea hag life. The sea hag life chose me

On this day in 1966, Sandy Koufax retired at the age of 30. Dealing with chronic pain in his left elbow for many years, his doctors had actually suggested he retire before the ‘66 season. Instead, he won his third Cy Young. Here’s my painting of him based on the photography of Robert Riger.

Wednesday's 100% Logic. Deal with it. 😜

If that creature would’ve pointed his finger in my face and said “Quiet. Quiet piggy”, I would have gone full Latina and ended up arrested. And it would’ve been worth it.

Hey, the Red Wings are doing well in November!

If you see this post a getaway vehicle

Welcome back, Gleyber Torres!

Just watched the film version yesterday, Now starting the novel today! 📚💙🖋️

"You don't speak German, Tom." "Well, you can't really talk, Martin." "Touché."

Me, answering the doorbell

The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.

Mr. "countrypolitan" himself www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc0s...

My brother put on his Appalachian Business Shirt (a flannel) and now he’s strutting around like a full-time lumberjack. Sir, you can’t even find your own tail. Please stop trying to unionize the squirrels. #TuesdayMotivation #dogsofbsky #dogsofbluesky #dogs

Me, running away from my problems

Here’s a thought little speaker man, go ahead and redact your sad god king’s name from the files because this is about much more than whether his ass will still be kissable for your puckered lips

Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.

Drop someone BLONDE/BLOND www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrDs...

If you have a man tell him I said stfu

What are your top 5 movie genres? —cute dogs outsmart bank robbers —brave dog helps girl recover from accident —shifty politician is undone by clever canine —Cute dogs form a band and bite crooked manager —ax murders

I quit going years ago because people behave as if they're at home in their living rooms, no attempt to be quiet or considerate. I did go to my local art theater every Sunday for a long time and loved it, but it was demolished to make room for condos. People are the worst.