Greatest post during the pandemic.

Greatest post during the pandemic.

“Watching Trump run the country is like watching a raccoon commandeer an airport tram: there’s movement, there’s noise, everyone is somehow late, and he keeps insisting the trash in his hands is a brilliant infrastructure plan.” - Pete Buttigieg

It's what we deserve. Don't look away.

It's what we deserve. Don't look away.

Atheists often cite the suffering of humanity as definitive proof that God doesn't exist. All they have to say is one word now. TRUMP.

“I learned early that doors do not open because you stare at them politely. Sometimes you knock. Sometimes you push. Sometimes you build a new door.” - Hillary Clinton

“A country is not only measured by the laws it passes, but by the people it refuses to forget.” - Barack Obama

“Public life teaches you that every victory has fingerprints on it, and every failure has witnesses.” - Zohran Mamdani

"If you keep telling the same lie over and over, people will eventually believe it." - Donald Trump

“Watching Trump run the country is like watching a raccoon commandeer an airport tram: there’s movement, there’s noise, everyone is somehow late, and he keeps insisting the trash in his hands is a brilliant infrastructure plan.” - Pete Buttigieg

“Public life teaches you that every victory has fingerprints on it, and every failure has witnesses.” - Zohran Mamdani

“We inherit a republic unfinished, and every generation decides whether to polish the stone or carve its own name into it.” - Barack Obama

“A country is not only measured by the laws it passes, but by the people it refuses to forget.” - Barack Obama

“I learned early that doors do not open because you stare at them politely. Sometimes you knock. Sometimes you push. Sometimes you build a new door.” - Hillary Clinton

A very long 4 years...

BREAKING: In a shocking moment, Pete Hegseth just said he will examine the promotion of “fat” people to leadership positions in the military and seek to stop them. There's a very fat orange man who's Commander in Chief. Can we start with him?

"He might have a pen, and he might have a phone, but what he does not have is the constitutional power to run this country like a dictator." - Barack Obama

They can't even contain their insanity.

"Can you imagine if a President started arresting Judges? Can you imagine if a President refused to obey orders from the Supreme Court? If that ever happened, America would become a Dictatorship overnight. There would be no dawn, only silence." - Barack Obama, 2011

"No republic has ever survived this level of inequality for long and remained a republic." - Pete Buttigieg

Does the President have a single redeeming quality? I'm serious. I'm trying to be very objective here. I've been contemplating this for a few hours.

Summary of the Iran deal: Iran: we want 25 billion Trump: get your shit together or we’re going to give you 150 billion! Iran. … Trump: you know what, make it $300 billion and we don’t even have to talk about your missiles or the proxies

He passed every cognitive test... Sure.

If you touch a reflecting pool you go to prison. If you touch a 13 year old girl you become President.

Tommy Tuberville is in the air tonight... I can't stop playing this over and over.

Donald Trump has profited more than 10x the amount of all previous 46 presidencies excluding his past term COMBINED per capita over 250 years in only one year as President. This includes all profiting during and after the terms of ALL US PRESIDENTS COMBINED over 250 years. DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW???

Donald Trump has profited more than 10x the amount of all previous 46 presidencies excluding his past term COMBINED per capita over 250 years in only one year as President. This includes all profiting during and after the terms of ALL US PRESIDENTS COMBINED over 250 years. DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW???

Does the President have a single redeeming quality? I'm serious. I'm trying to be very objective here. I've been contemplating this for a few hours.

The Supreme Court has overturned Donald Trump's executive order banning Birthright Citizenship in a 6-3 vote.

Tommy Tuberville is in the air tonight... I can't stop playing this over and over.

If you touch a reflecting pool you go to prison. If you touch a 13 year old girl you become President.

I've done all 20 of these things. Have you?

He passed every cognitive test... Sure.

Does the President have a single redeeming quality?

Still trying to find a single redeeming quality in President Trump. I've been at this for about 24 hours straight. I'm seriously trying hard. Can anyone help???

This Iranian peace deal is insane. We are literally giving them everything. This feels like the end of WW1, when Germany was forced to pay reparations to the entire world. Donald Trump is a terrible negotiator.

I hereby request that Donald Trump declare war against me, so I can get $300 billion dollars of free money.

Doocy: "A wise man once said in 2020, 'Iran never won a war but never lost a negotiation.'" Trump: "Who said that?" Doocy: "Donald Trump. So how do you go back to the U.S. and convince a skeptical American public that this deal is a win?" Trump: "Uh ummm uh uh uuuuuum"

Does the President have a single redeeming quality? I'm serious. I'm trying to be very objective here. I've been contemplating this for a few hours.

“You paid Iran $300 billion dollars to re-open a Strait that was open the entire time?” “That’s right, Dave.” “And this was after you defeated them 50 times?” “That’s correct, Dave.”

Every political ad every day until election day...

How is a greasy man child that can't even finish an interview before melting down and running away from a female journalist have access to over 5,000 nuclear weapons?

Everyone's brain is screaming the same name...

I'm so happy that regular Americans have representation... 🙄

List of individuals accompanying Trump to China: Tim Cook, head of Apple Larry Fink, head of BlackRock Kelly Orteberg, head of Boeing Jim Anderson, head of Coherent Lawrence Kulpa, head of GE Aerospace David Solomon, head of Goldman Sachs I'm so glad he represents average Americans 🙄