This is a joke. He's a joke. America is a joke. We've become a nation of pirates.

I just reserved the handle @realdonaldtrump on the new Twitter.New website. See you all there!

BREAKING: New social media startup company called Twitter.New is suing to legally obtain the Twitter trademark due to Elon Musk and X legally abandoning the trademarked name and logo.

BREAKING: Trump admin will require tourists to submit social media activity over past five years

BREAKING: US forces intercept and seize oil tanker off coast of Venezuela. We are at the tipping point of a real war.

What happens when a videogame gets taken over by MAGA personalities? What happens when a player respectfully pleads for users and other players to stop using the "N" word in front of children? They get a permanent ban in less than 30 seconds. This is out of control. This is Trump's America.

The world is becoming a racist cesspit.

The world is becoming a racist cesspit.

What happens when a videogame gets taken over by MAGA personalities? What happens when a player respectfully pleads for users and other players to stop using the "N" word in front of children? They get a permanent ban in less than 30 seconds. This is out of control. This is Trump's America.

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Remember when we fought a war over something like this... Oh that's right. The Revolutionary War. Why are these people so stupid?

Got em!!!

Pete Hegseth had the DOD plant US trespassing signs in sovereign Mexican territory. Threatening that if anyone passed them, they could be eliminated. I know he's always drunk, so he probably can't read maps very well.

Piggy is angry.

My God... He's absolutely right.

The Epstein files are now scheduled to be released on December 19th. Merry Sh*tmas!

Donald Trump's name is in the Epstein files more than Jeffrey Epstein. Let that sink in...

“Trump is trying to protect his friends and donors. Epstein had close ties to Israel and America's intelligence agencies as well. That’s why they’re trying to stop this.” - Rep. Thomas Massie

Trump reluctantly signs the Epstein transparency act after dragging his fat orange feet for more than 24 hours.

Trump is refusing to sign the bill releasing the Epstein files. He is also refusing to veto it.

Preliminary leaks are indicating that the US lost over 22 million jobs in October. The worst month in American history. The Trump administration refuses to release the numbers, so we will have to assume that the leaks are 100% accurate.

Karoline Leavitt constantly "forgets" to wear her cross...

Q: On the Epstein files, does the new investigation by the SDNY prevent the DOJ from releasing all of the remaining files? BONDI: We'll continue to follow the law They are already weaseling out...

The bill to release the Epstein files is sitting on Trump's desk. What are the odds he will delay signing it or veto?

BREAKING: NM Rep. Melanie Stansbury says the Epstein files show: ➡️ Trump was accused of rape by a 13-year-old girl. ➡️ Trump was accused by a different girl of rape and SA. He was deposed in that case. ➡️ Epstein stated that he had damning photographs of Trump with girls.

Trump's not going to beat off these allegations 😏

Trump's not going to beat off these allegations 😏

Anyone reading interesting sci-fi or fantasy novels lately?

Every day is a new lie.

14 is not old enough. Not even close. So gross...

What did the "swamp" taste like?

"When I fellated Bill Clinton to get into the Illuminati, China was in the corner watching. They were so jealous. They had never seen a fellation like that. I call it the goop and gargle. Tremendously jealous. I was always going to fellate Bill, jokes on them!" - Donald J. Trump 47th President

Masked Man: As the final act to be inducted into our secret sex society cult and human trafficking ring, you must now fellate Bill Clinton. Donald Trump: I will do things no one has ever seen before. I will fellate him BIGLY! You've never seen a fellation like this. China will be jealous.

"Does Putin still have the picture of Trump fellating Bill Clinton?" - Jeffrey Epstein Epstein Emails

Donald Trump has not posted to social media in almost 48 hours. His little orange legs are shaking with fear.

"One time when he was at my house, he was so distracted by all the young girls outside that he nearly walked through the sliding glass door trying to get to them. His face and nose hit the glass hard." - Jeffrey Epstein Epstein Emails

Creep: The Donald Trump Story Starring Jeffrey Epstein

Creep: The Donald Trump Story Starring Jeffrey Epstein

My God... He's right.

"I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body.” - Jeffrey Epstein, 2017 Epstein Emails

BREAKING: Epstein Privately Claimed That He Met With Trump in 2019 in London with Prince Andrew.

"I've always called him Dirty Donnie" - Jeffrey Epstein, Epstein Emails

BREAKING: The Whitehouse is pressuring Republicans to block further release of files related to Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump.

Trump knew everything about Epstein.

Jeffrey Epstein emailed Ghislaine Maxwell and bragged about how Donald Trump has never once ratted him out to the police. Also commenting that Trump spent hours with one of the "victims"