this year we r not doing any sexuality turf wars during pride instead we r doing unabashed rabid fucking positivity for your thing without caveats and without qualifications and if it doesn’t apply to you babe you’re making your own fucking post about how cool your thing is

Ridiculous creature 😭

hi professor, I can't come to class today because I'm taking my kid to the trampoline park instead

Using this as the headline on every piece I file from now on

They are a year old tomorrow. They are not normal.

ugh everyone’s gonna be gay tomorrow

Girl you are a Mess

A text from mom

current mood

should I do my final presentation in graph theory on crossing numbers or pursuits on graphs? I need bsky to have polls asap

hyperbolic quilting - inspired by Costa-Wohlgemuth minimal surface

You: “What’s pi?” A dolphin:

I tried to recreate Lunch atop a Skyscraper with European starlings and the Moon tonight, but I couldn't get enough Birds to cooperate. Typical. 🪶

‼️Look at this insanely perfect shot my husband just captured with his phone. We're both very sad he didn't have a real camera, but this is still amazing.

why is it so hard to find Nerds candy anymore? Sometimes I just want to pour a cardboard box of flavored sugar directly into my mouth and stop thinking for a second the way smokers take a drag on cigarettes

YESSS LET'S GOOOO #WorldOtterDay!!! 🦑

sometimes headlines can give the wrong impression but this is exactly what it says on the tin. this is despicable. it took a phenomenal, expensive, coordinated effort to get from north carolina losing 400 million dollars & a gubernatorial race over a bathroom ban to this in 10 years.

I love this photo. All my kittens IN A ROW.

✅️ Deficit framing ✅️ Presenting non-neutral numbers as "objective data" ✅️ Blaming "grade inflation" ✅️ Unfounded claims that this is actually equitable ✅️ Completely ignoring other things that happened in 2020 These "arguments" are all so predictable...

Sorry what the fuck there are actually over 71 THOUSAND definitions my god en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encyclo...

things are heating up in university of california mathematics education 👀 ucstudentsuccess.org

New plan: if I am on hold at a medical establishment, and they play a recorded message saying that I should be using the website instead, I should be permitted to send over a nuclear weapon I PROMISE YOU, if there were any possible way of using the website, I would be doing it

me: ok time to work noodle: no. time to hold the baby

Everybody be quiet and look at this baby toucan.

Tabby sandwich! Agatha is being snuggled by Myrtle at the top, and Bluegum at the bottom.

Hello I just took a picture that's gonna be the meme format for the next little while. I call it "are you fucking kidding me Elmo"

About to get my masters and I have never been more acutely aware of how little I know

when I was doing ketamine therapy for depression I had one session where I was dreaming/hallucinating about Judith Butler rallying an army of Shiba Inus to go to war in Brooklyn and whenever I see the phrase “butlerian jihad” I assume that’s what it means

A child bluebird is terrorizing the birdfeeder demanding every bird feed it the food that is literally right there

Okay #MathsToday and #MathSky, can I please request that you put ALT texts on your pictures, ESPECIALLY when they have text in them. It's just a little thing you can do to make what you share more inclusive.

aw fuck claude just started doing meth and is asking to sleep on my couch

tofu as soon as dnd sunday kicks off

So a friend is on a navy deployment. For fun I let them and their crewmates suggest names for the kitten crew. Introducing the Anchors Away litter Kicking off with Skipper

In chemistry, a supersaturated solution is one where you've kept adding a solute to a liquid beyond where the liquid can dissolve everything. All it takes is a nucleation site / seed crystal for the solution to rapidly (sometimes violently) crystalize. Unrelatedly, the US has more guns than people.

This headline is hilarious when you learn that the rocket toppled over in a fiery explosion on landing

hey look it's us 🥰

Published! link.springer.com/article/10.1...

May I take this occasion to remind everyone that it has always been true that only the rich and privileged can do maths. Yes there are exceptions. But so many were and so many are kept away.

Wonderful evening of baby geese in their full bumbling era. 🪶 🐣

every time grading with AI comes up I think of this tweet

if you are a trans reader of mine and you struggle to explain to cis family and friends why you hurt so much lately I wrote this so you can send it to them. I feel like we know this pain intimately but I want everyone to understand it, because we are going to need help if it’s ever going to stop.

Jasmine and Belle would like to inform you that they are perpetually starved for both food and attention, even if they were fed literally ten minutes ago

someone please hire me. I promise I will teach your kids fractions or whatever and not how to braid cords and study permutation groups

I should be focusing on lecture but I'm busy being mad that the empty set is disjoint from itself

Of course I drew the whistling potato. #art #potato

Everyone once in a while I step back and think how insane it is that there are entire states that I can't go to the bathroom in and that we're drawing fucking maps of ENTIRE STATES where we just don't have rights Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

It's too bad that due to bad timing, I'll never be a real-deal academic career mathematician. But it is some comfort that, due to different bad timing, soon no one else will be either.

not to add to the extremely tiresome discourse or anything but I just got fresh noodles delivered