Man Inspects Perimeter To Find Most Vulnerable Entry Point To Hamburger https://theonion.com/man-inspects-perimeter-to-find-most-vulnerable-entry-po-1849717059/

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 13,1944

Crappo Chop House

EXPLAINING THE HISTORY OF TRANS HEALTHCARE TO AMERICANS: "Imagine a Hamburger"

back to the future scene where marty pulls out a family pic to see he's fading away but also the twin towers come back one by one and a third one appears

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

We can’t afford to take any chances. It’s time to sink the hantavirus ship, and all other cruise ships. No survivors.

none of the wizard of oz characters had a dick and balls, interesting none of them were questing for that

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is almost certainly the third-best NBA player of all time. But I think he's also in the top-3 most interesting Americans. Fought Bruce Lee on TV, in our yet-best comedy, convert to Islam, anti-war before it was cool, legendary jazz collection, pretty good writer.

koko: koko not vote for this koko want them out but no. koko says no not like this koko want criminals away handler: now koko, what did you think mass deportation meant?

There are only 4 types of stories 1) Man vs man 2) Man vs nature 3) Man vs himself 4) Little mouse goes on BIG adventure

i love pigeons 🖤🖤🖤 this bumper sticker will be available later this month!

I wish more leftists would understand that the idea that fatness is unhealthy isn't some kind of objective truth, but a myth created to make profit for the weight cycling industry, using a racialized, gendered, classed body ideal.

how do you work again

the moderation policy on this web site is that everyone is allowed to doxx and send death threats to trans people and also trans people aren't allowed to get mad about that or so much as gently mock their abusers and harrassers.

I don’t like being called a “gooner”. I prefer the term MASTER…BAITER. And BTW, her name is BOOBS the Bat.

Always love to be reminded of this. A lot of it was hand-stitched too. Really amazing, precise work. Women’s work is so often minimised and forgotten.

John Goodman Fred Flintstone Figure

Who wore it best: Kylie Jenner or Kristi Noem's husband?

you should be able to punch a book and obtain its wisdom

LBJ to his tailor: This is why I need ball room

Doodie doodiani

tim heidecker drinks the blood of the forsaken youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ug

art should disturb the jagoffs and jack off the disturbed

ive watched this part like a dozen times now

there should be a Zodiac that’s just the Jackass guys

and im pointing at pictures of animals and correctly identifying them at levels no ones ever seen before and people are saying “thank you mr trump”

Almost every time I start feeling doomed and angry it’s because I forgot to eat.

Construction Crew Arguing Over Who Gets To Use The Fun Tools https://theonion.com/construction-crew-arguing-over-who-gets-to-use-the-fun-1825853784/

Weaving probably, spinning thread and weaving

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an assortment of bat plushies from my shop. please adopt one or more!! we need to make rent and i have other bats in my shop too! 🦇💜 #bsnm #shop #mutualaid #bats ko-fi.com/kflstudios/s...

The clip where Bill Maher gets mad at David Cross and just randomly says “Mamdani” is so funny. It’s like talking to a guy with one of those giant homemade trump signs in his yard

check out my shop! i just uploaded a ton of stuff tonight instead of going to bed, here's a few examples. go look and buy stuff or leave me a tip, we need to pay rent!!! ko-fi.com/kflstudios/s... #bsnm #mutualaid #art #shop #handmade

I’ll take my payment in the form of ballrooms, please.

This would go so hard on the floor of a bowling alley

Very surprised I haven’t seen a moon child/sneakers o’toole mash up yet

hi yeah sorry I'm gonna be late to work today, the cat needed to make biscuits on me for thirty minutes

LAWYER: The shooter shared your post: “Bugs Bunny is a two-pump chump. I’d show Lola how to smash ‘Animal Style!’” What did you mean by that? ME: That Bugs Bunny cums fast. LAWYER: He lacks sexual prowess? ME: Yes. LAWYER: Did you consider that posting something this inflammatory might be dangerous?

every time I see a clip of the TMZ tv show where they’re all huddled around laughing and having a good time about doing the work they do, I imagine an elderly person accidentally driving their car straight through it and my brain hits me with a dopamine blast so powerful I can see god waving hello