If Yoda were real i bet he would smell kind of fish tanky

The exact kind of person perfect for faking his death and going into witness protection

help? (1/2)

This is literally the only thing i have the bandwidth to read about today

Good morning. Here's some Art.

“Wrestling’s fake!” Oh yeah? Then explain this

Actually the legal system should let you change your name and gender marker whenever you want on demand and recognize both polyamorous and asexual relationships with the same legal protections as monogamous marriages but we're not ready for that conversation.

bluesky: the sports app

When is Jesus laying eggs in everyone's front yard again?

ah ok i see the problem. the “straight” is, in fact, very much bent

if wrestling is fake explain this

Man cop white bald chud Type man white cop

yeah can i get a large penis with a side of ball

just heard gunshots fired off to an exact "shave and a haircut"

i think it's smart that the Wikipedia page for Chips and Dip opens with a "Rationale" section. a lot of people are flabbergasted to find out about this concept and need some grounding before they get into the history

🎵the world is a vampire / im gonna ride it all night long 🎵

Just got a fortune cookie that said “Your whole shit hanging out.” first off that’s not a fortune.

feeding the mungey gasolina so she can go fast as fuck 1 like = 1 prayer for fast fuckin mungey

the bluesky experience:

Waffles has a good time!

this is killing me lol

when i'm president i'm going to blow up England

“No deporting US citizens” is a CONCESSION???

I love cats so fucking much dude

Irish-Americans were smart to invent a holiday where you have to kiss them. I'm inventing one for Indian-Americans that's hand stuff.

how are y’all just ignoring the last 2 seconds of this clip excuse me a giant WHAT

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

hug?

Someone in PA caught the Cleveland meteor on his dashcam driving towards NE Ohio. Source: x.com/hankf330togo...

DLSS 5 OFF // DLSS 5 ON

Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes.

st. patrick is santa clause half brother they were both conceived out of wedlock

michael b jordan shouldnt have won anything. after all he is a dracula (kills people)

robotgirl gf who's like a fax machine or a dvr or some shit

Olive Oyl, Bluto, Wimpy, and Popeye represent the four human body-types: skinny, brawny, fat, and Popeye.

Bringing this back for easter.

Oh no he’s truly gone “Jon Mode”

Why do the movies have to fight each other

Thinking about this legend from 2019 or so who threw a cop down and power walked away while laughing like the Joker

He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis.

It is the anniversary of the My Lai massacre today. I'd say that even more than most years, it's important to remember what happened. And the role Hugh Thompson, an active serviceman, played in both stopping and publicising it. Despite enormous military, political and public pressure to stay quiet.

i think when trump sees zohran coming into his office he does the thing lucille bluth does when she sees gene parmesan

sorry 2 spike ur cortisol mr president sir but yeah all 5000 marines you sent got fuckin pwned, we didn't account for the giant of kandahar showing back up after hitting the gym since 2002 ready to fuck our shit up in the sequel, hes swimming our way right now dude we are so fucked mr oresident sir

You're absolutely right. You should have taken the well trodden road. I didn't realize there was a black bear on the lesser traveled road, which is why it's not traveled as much. That's on me. Here are simple directions for making a tourniquet with your t-shirt:

They should teach the Simpsons in school

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am