Dumbass gopher, it’s 40 degrees out! Where’s your six more weeks of winter, chud?

The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit. Gentle Spades "I'm a veteran"

I’m workshopping the message to the group chat to announce that I have an air fryer. Really need all skull emoji reacts, this is prime groupchat content and I CANNOT fumble

‘One officer told me that I "had no chance of returning to Minnesota" and that "the best thing for (me] is self-deportation." … She offered me $2600 to self-deport. I refused. I wanted to talk to my attorney. They didn't tell me the judge had already ordered my release and return to Minnesota.’

That’s right folks. Kamala Harris has not only found, but captured and killed, the legendary ape man known as Bigfoot

America: where you can sell a random “wellness” drink at CVS, claim it “may” somehow “reinforce” your immune system, and literally call it “The Flu Shot.”

Important to note, he doesn’t just trip, he eats shit so hard his back legs flip up a little

Mafia guy who doesn’t quite get the naming convention and the crew is Joey the Bat, Johnny 3 Fingers, and Elvesworth Thunderclaw the Khagit gentleman thief

We can do this the easy way or the hard way, or the poached way or the scrambled way, or we can make this an omelette

For context, organizers in Springfield have asked for support via donations and that no one travel there even to act as observers, and that anyone who lives/works in town should attend a training on how to protect neighbors and interact with ICE. See the post about DIFA if you're in Dayton.

TRUE Ignignokt heads remember!

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

"Healthcare workers confirm that ICE is abandoning half-naked kidnapping victims in the woods of Minnesota to die. "Individuals have shown up in emergency rooms who require amputations—some with cracked skulls." (1/29/26)" www.reddit.com/r/ICE_Watch/...

we put garfield in charge of the lasagna factory

If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.

General strike tomorrow

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please remember that no matter how many “ICE is losing in MN” articles you read today, there is still a very real, urgent, ongoing crisis in Minnesota. people need food and they need rent money. that has not changed.

SFX Magazine (1998) #godzilla

Trump’s fundraisers are now using the threat of dispatching ICE against citizens as an email engagement tactic.

-The CIA, September 10th, 2001

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

what is ronald mcdonald's deal, he's a clown but that doesn't explain why is he god emperor of burgers

Body cams are definitely going to fix this.

I know this is small potatoes in the grand scheme of things but these guys are paid with your tax money and have no real job. ICE isn't necessary. They don't get rid of criminals. They just terrorize communities. And THAT'S why they should be abolished. No need for reins. It's not a job!

they fucking did it, they murdered spongebob

remember when a balloon from china got here and they scrambled the jets?

You're laughing. Antifa dropped Greg Bovino into a red solo cup and then drowned him by filling it with water and youre laughing

So, I've been trying to keep it together, but on New Year's my mom was diagnosed with cancer. Her treatment starts this week. She tells me she has insurance but since the year rolled over she has to pay a max out of pocket. Anything would help, please share if you can. ko-fi.com/voidgio

Hey guys- I guess I went viral on Reddit and insta today. Weird. Also- I like drawing and writing. Give me a comics job.

Nightmare cunt rotation

why he jerkin it

Yo' momma's so stupid she's lettin' folks tell her what her own eyes are seein'.

Target Center dunkers wear “ICE OUT” t-shirts

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum. Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum. Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum. ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

I just want to thank everyone that’s tipped so far. I’m going to get to thanking everyone individually asap. I’ve gotten about a third of my goal so far. Incredible 🙏

Rug tufting is my calling. Lol

Finally made it to the head of the column. The lead vehicle is leading a chant of "abolish ICE, it's not that hard!" Meanwhile visibility is dropping as the snow keeps coming down.

Posting for no particular reason.

two wonderful things: 1. i was asked to make an 88x31 png for pghrt.diy which oh my god ABSOLUTELY why didn't i do that sooner??? 2. i told this to a friend and she immediately insisted i make a github badge version so naturally of course

Not could. Have. Fred Hampton.

I’m a big fan of civilization. Rule of law, public health, universities, science, all good things. Great stuff. It may not be ‘politically correct’ to say this but I’m also a fan of what civilizations have done to idiot barbarian hordes who attempted to trample on those things.

They are going to try and cancel the elections, not because they have some sinister master plan, or because Thiel told them to, but because JD Vance is going to try and impress some third-tier bottom-feeder podcaster named ChudEagle1488 and they won't know how to back down afterwards.

Turns out the answer is “It should be legal to carry a gun in public”

There's a prison revolt at a concentration camp in Texas in solidarity with Minneapolis: