Cute wizard sketch:

Clown angel

“stop magemoding” not everyones a youngshit curse passer.. my rituals are so uneven and my spiritual pacts are so weak.. I can’t even make a poison elixir yet.. I will never be a witch at this rate..

“Mr. Cawthon, Mitch McConnell just fell unconscious and was rushed to the hospital.”

noelle as ange .. ? #deltarune

New goal has been to move to new zealand when I’m around 30 idk I’ve always just wanted to live there

룸 싸비스

When nerds have a fat ass 🤤🤤🤤 #GenshinImpact

Trump: "We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan"

people trying to reclaim the pope as a leftist is hilarious like no bro hes still the pope

wyd when my gang pulls up

Tuned out for a split second and a northernlion clip of him ranting about giantess and vore fetishists who are picky eaters came on and snapped me back immediately

with the amount of foreshadowing of chapter 5 and flowery in really innocuous and easily accessible places the entire plot of deltarune has probably been published in some random newsletter and we wont know till it ends

higu guysysystrgrvffh

properly drunk now lmao

northern mexico seems so lovely id love to visit one day

I actually had a good day I reconnected with an old friend I like and met some really cool people

u the new kid? welcome to gta online a world without rule.s

hi people im drinking soju

holy hell I’m bored

christ im so anxious

if you think I hate you for whatever reason I don't, I don't hold grudges over anything, if you think I'm unapproachable yeah I kind of am I apologise for that.

I think the only time ive actually sat down and bothered to listen to a flul album instead of just cherrypicking songs I like was one of laikas

surprised mitch mcconnell didnt kicvk the bucket sooner that guy was literally having micro-seizures during speeches last year

Dear Toby Turner, We miss you please come home soon With Love, Gram Gram

I don't care who theyre up against I'm not supporting Belgium

am I still feeling the after effects of the overdose?

Dmed my best friend today

Narmy fell asleep meditating. Gonna test the vibe and label it myself. (sorry in advance, mutuals should let me know if this ain't it)

I’vr been wearing flannel and watching so much northernlion and jerma recently I think I’m transforming into a seattleite

How do I scare so many of you so often I’m just a girl

Peter Thiel beoke the fucking Self Check Out when I was trying to get my monster

throws up all over you

Elon molests the rockets and they explode

oh by the way merry 6/7

lmao they added a reels feature to tumblr?

white people in 2026 dont ask if youve caught the game anymore they just say “you watch the new turkey tom?”

dad drove me home because I was sleepy and I shit you not on the highway he suddenly turned to me and was like “never do what I’m about to do” and did the most illegal u-turn ive ever seen

ralsei is so reddit and cringe I want to strangle him until he passes out

seems to have worked

the campus coffee is really good actually

#deltarune noelle glock theory REAL?

dude in the courtyard with a guitar soloing mr brightside what a legend

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reposting because I didnt like it this is better.

the only difference between pre and post-retirement jerma is now he just plays shit like papas pizzeria for No Reason