infinity guide is such a crazy good album. goes from an excellent song to a futurama clip, which perfectly transitions into the best single, and then comes the best song on the album with a killer tades feature. i love 2020s fake emo

hate to be that kind of annoying person, but neon genesis evangelion

few things nicer than being egregiously high and snacking on a big container or berries

[don draper pitching voice]: responsibility. loss, consequences. there’s a lot of things we can’t avoid. but when you order domino’s, there’s one thing you have to avoid

We should put a second screen on the back of an e-reader with the book cover to enable performativity for males who read ebooks too

it’s amazing how much treating the speed limit as a limit for your speed can make people seethe

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

It's not their fault. Democrats don't have some magic lever they can pull. They couldn't and can't actually do anything about this situation. Nonetheless, it's very important you keep voting for them so they can do something about this situation.

All of this is confirming my belief that Republicans never learn from a loss and Democrats never learn from a win

CHARLIE BROWN: The deal agreed upon today contains major concessions. Lucy, for example, has agreed to give me two attempts at kicking the football tomorrow. But to me? What matters most is that I can at last continue with my important work on the pitcher's mound

Same as it ever was

Until the sun burns out

a wondrous, nearly forgotten 5x5 friday, where the top spot is taken by a single that got dozens of phantom scrobbles earlier today

i'm over here stroking my ego i got lotion on my ego right now. i'm just stroking my ich i'm narcissistic as fuck man i'm an arrogant freak man like for real.

if he was born ~2000 years later, he very october judas would change his display name to “judas iSCARYot” or some other such nonsense

Bc of woke everyone pictured in this was killed by firing squad at 10:15am this morning

Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets

Zohran now has more wins in 2025 than the Jets.

HONEY! CHECK THE NEWS!

somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site

pretty awesome that zohran mamdani became mayor of nyc the same day that dick cheney was thrown down a shaft in the second death star

2026 Primary Woke Wave

i hope this email finds you deeply unwell

i hope this email finds you trapped in a well

now that baseball is over we can focus on a real sport: super monkey ball

oh hey what's this mysterious tome I've never seen before that appeared on my doorstep on Halloween, guess I'll read the dead language words within it without hesitation

happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time

the internet and its brain poisoning is so wonderful, i put on monster for the funny jay-z listing out monsters part, and for all of nicki's verse i was just thinking of the asexual nicki minaj moodboard

it's a very spooky 5x5 friday this week

Attack of the Clones is such a convoluted film The government would never secretly finance a group of masked individuals that exists outside of traditional hierarchies of accountability to quell internal and external dissent that it is also secretly propping up.

CAMPBELL: Snake, that's Terry Bollea aka Hulk Hogan. Watch out. You don't want Hulkamania running wild on you. SNAKE: Colonel...something's wrong. This man is wearing black. OTACON: Get out of there, Snake! That's not Hulk Hogan. That's Hollywood Hogan. The nWo must be nearby

Didn't even get selected for jury duty nobody want me fr

cold email: hey 😎 are you looking to level up your bookkeeping with AI? it’d be super cool to vibe on a quick call: virtual ☕️ on me! follow-up email: guess my email was in your spam 🤔 but it’s not too late haha follow-up to the follow-up: KILL MYSELF??? you wouldn’t care if i was dead. admit it.

“Sorry boss, i can’t come in tomorrow, i watched TV for seven hours. No that is not the worst excuse you’ve ever heard”

CHOTINER: what’s up ME: not much dude CHOTINER: right on

Americans are stupid disgusting cattle. Which I revere as holy.

So what candy are we hiding syringes in this year?

hey babe, come over and watch some AI slop I prompted and chill

very eventful 5x5 friday, with the new @actionadventure.bsky.social and pollyanna releases today

if you pee in your dream you die in real life

That's rough.

"From our vantage point as a fundamentally innumerate body of milquetoast thinkers who are wrong about everything, holding fewer sincere beliefs is the key to electoral success."

usps tracking is actually kind of evil because i'll check that shit like 10 times in a day, and the moment it's nearby i'll think stupid thoughts like "what if i just went to that post office 20 minutes away and got my package instead of waiting another day or two?"

The ones who walk away from Omegaverse

The most misused word in the English language is "me". Everyone uses it to refer to themselves, but actually, it refers to me.