You will not regret scrolling up for the rest of this thread about the sheer audacity of cats to walk into houses they don't live in and swan around like they own the place Honestly, excellent cat behaviour 💯

(•_•) Looks like ( •_•)>⌐■-■ America's just discovered (⌐■_■) Stancil culture

did a cat write this

Fascinating short history of the tech oil salesmen

The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same

Was 'GOPSTAPO MURDERS MOM' unavailable?

banning X is a national security issue for every country, plain and simple its explicit goal is to amplify and empower the largest Nazi-adjacent party in every country in which it operates it is also the largest deepfake porn generator in the world this is not a difficult call to make

"Who is the man who appears unexpectedly in an OS map..?"

this is being defended w the same old liness viewpoint diversity, sunlight is the best disinfectant, we must air atrocious views with pushback so the public will be able to choose that is not how any of this works. you don’t platform fascists. they don’t rely on the merits of their arguments to win

“Can I have one of your delicious South African steak bakes, please”

Ah well

Annual reminder that my Dad was once found by the radio in the kitchen, saying: ‘I will NOT let the beat control me, thank you very much’

feel very thankful that I got to be sitting next to my brother when I saw this headline, allowing me to act shocked and go "you came to London and didn't even message me??" before showing him this x

Upstairs at the front of the bus should have one of those fake steering wheels for, um, children. Yeah. For children

got her on film too

Wonder if Trump has inadvertantly given MAGA pundits a rope ladder with the Reiner post. They can now exit the MAGAverse without seeming 'woke' or weak, instead taking the decency position. This is the best out you could hope for because the worst thing you can be accused of is overreacting

Such a horrific event - so awful for Sydney's Jewish community and Jewish communities everywhere

you’re never going to believe this. the woke left’s depraved war on christmas is escalating. sources tell me they’re planning to make the yuletide gay

Found my spirits animal

Me: Okay, no politics at my place during thanksgiving Cat: Mao

Yeah I’ll pardon a turkey Par it’s gravy don my throat

E xtra T ender

The saints are crippled on this sinner's night Lost are the lambs with no guiding light The walls come down like thunder, the rock's about to roll It's the arockalypse, now bare your soul

watching your husband’s phone light up like a Christmas tree and knowing it’s President Donald J Trump

I’m one “had sex with underage women” headline away from this

The insistence on making these robots bipedal is probably the most obvious giveaway that it's all a big carny gimmick

He's going to 'make the case for markets' despite screwing up Britain's place in a very large one, and putting up trade barriers.

"I imagine one of the reasons people cling to their hates so stubbornly is because they sense, once hate is gone, they will be forced to deal with pain." This James Baldwin quote is hitting harder than ever.

Spent the afternoon gawping at 30 fit young men. #GAA

Ophelia! So photogenic and then suddenly JAZZ PAWS.

Looks like a job for ICE. Good luck patriots 🫡

Happy birthday Pablo Picasso, born on this day in 1881. When you see the prices his work fetches these days it’s enough to make your eyes pop out of one side of your head.

Conservatism ▸ noun Individual responsibility for everyone but oneself.

Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art

went to check in on this freak out of curiosity and, far from being a random, she's followed by lots of MPs current and former, journalists, think tankers, etc - once again! I feel like I'm losing my entire mind!

just my pet lion at the park

Bluesky’s back. Let the earnest misunderstandings and pedantic scoldings recommence.

In line to pay in the petrol station yesterday a woman was talking to her friend and said “I swear to god I need a Valium and a box of chocolate ” and now this morning my 3 year old who overheard this convo, is asking for “a wee Valium and chocolate please.” It’s like living with a devious parrot

His harrumph

All my comics have happy endings!

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents? me: save to desktop microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures? me: save to desktop microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads? me: desktop

Sad to think that people will use shitty AI to make their pets look like Pixar characters when Pierro is over here just effortlessly existing as a Pixar Pup 🥹

In memoriam...

Nobody ever commiserates at a funeral by saying 'I'm very sorry for your loss, but…'

On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read

New boy wizard book series just dropped

A torrent of damning leaks is about flow out of the pentagon