[after one orgasm] okay now let's do a silly one

Goldenglow in... special latex electrical safety gear Commission for @shallow-esotericist on Tumblr!

every trans woman i know is simultaneously the smartest woman alive and the dumbest woman alive, and i think that's beautiful

Vibe coding has been great for me to be honest, but my coworkers have told me that they find the buzzing noise distracting.

2 hours of trying to cum later…

also I fucking love Seattle, stepped out of the venue for a guy in a full latex Seattle Mariners outfit

an ace lesbian is a lesbian who's shot down at least five other lesbians in aerial combat

That's what made me a dude for sure. All that robot-building I do.

It's here!

The Cheesy Gordita Crunch is the girl penis of Taco Bell, in that it is both hard and soft at the same time and I like when it's in my mouth

nothing hits better than a good breakfast,, except a girl who’s really buff and works out all day and does boxing on the side and has a thing for punching pathetic girls,,,

Bernie Wagenblast, the iconic voice of @mta.info subways, has a message, the day after the feds took the letter "T" referring to trans people, off websites about the Stonewall National Monument. @thecity.bsky.social

nothing worse than feeling sleepy even after a solid 8 hours of sleep like i gave you what you wanted you fucking meatbag and you betray me like this!!

uh, one point four two.

So which one of you is the puppy and which one of you is the kitty

What kind of autism do I have? I just saw Kendrick walk on top of a numeral on the football field and my first thought was: what font does the NFL use?

bouncing and moaning on it is out, bouncing and barking on it is in

self spanking asscheeks

bestie @magicbear.bsky.social to me as i go utterly off the rails today w/OCD i laughed, gotta say

my dumb ass didn’t pay attention to the time and ive lost progress on fixing my sleep schedule but we stay silly

im stealing ur vaginoplasty im the clamburglar

We need more faggier doctors

self slicking butthole

Chappell in the pointy hat Grammys outfit gives me serious cute aggression. Reminds me of this:

barking at the moon to fall down and bonk pup on the head so she can get more eeps

no thoughts just barks wwwrufff

Super excited to announce the LGBTQ Case bot! So excited to be working with team at @free.law to provide updates on cases relating the LGBTQ rights! Give the bot a follow! bsky.app/profile/lgbt...

I’ve figured out how to be happy in the midst of everything; it’s just: • hanging out with friends • eating cute little meals • working on an overly ambitious art project • getting away with something • letting somebody set your heart on fire

thinking about how my favorite book as a child was about a girl who gets rescued by a shape shifting centaur alien and i would fantasize about being that girl and riding that boy

So, is this for dogs that are bisexual or bisexuals who own dogs?

girl who loves to piss x girl who loves to say "go piss girl"

my favorite dinosaur is the T-rex because it is trans

This is my favorite picture of Stonewall. They knew they were getting arrested just for being LGBTQ+. Yet... they're still here, standing outside of the boarded up Stonewall Inn, smiling as the world was at a fever pitch of hatred against them. I think about it a lot in moments like this.

if this skeet gets 50 likes i'll post dildo holster

I swear I'm not a puppygirl! I'm just very puppygirl coded!

im not interested in boobs or jugs. dont show those things to me. my doctor says if my eyes and tongue shoot out of my head like a cartoon wolf again she might not be able to put them back in this time

One way you can choose to make your life worse is by learning to tell the difference between Arial and Helvetica.

I had free time waiting on a call,, (repost with better background contrast)

“my puppygirl used to be an honor student” bumper sticker

he really nailed it with this one

It’s so transphobic that no trans dudes are trying to knock me up right now. 🥺🥺

dogs should be allowed to weld

DIY and Informed Consent clinics for HRT save lives

hahahaha, i solved this in the funniest way. 🐶

We can have sex once we finish our drafts. And then we can have more sex when we respond to reviewer feedback. And we can have even more sex when our papers are accepted. Wait did I say sex, I meant sleep, like 💤 on 🛏️.

trans joy 🏳️‍⚧️, send skeet.

Girl who insists she's not a puppy but her collar finally arrived and it feels so right to wear it and she's writing this post.

frankly we should have a billion public bathrooms everywhere

transfems deserve the world