I'm at zero out of five unless I can count some dead [grand]parents

having a cold sucks.

There is a horse at the software conference

People really should say this more often

You ever meet someone famous and who they are doesn’t click until 10 minutes into a conversation? Even though you’ve stood within 10 feet of them before?

I am very drunk. What’s up?

I made a list of criteria and read a bunch of name lists to make a short list and then picked the ones that felt right.

Can I get a “good girl” for doing my shot on the correct day of the week?

the need to be called darling, sweetie >>>>

bimbo counterintelligence What if the FBI was hot and countered intelligence?

Electric violins look cool as fuck

Girl breakfast (with coffee)

Tonight’s Zinfandel served in a dickanter. Wine is stored in the balls.

Wearing my third choice dress tonight and doesn’t that just sum up the whole year? Truly, a third choice to a third choice year.

for thanksgiving I wore the chaste red dress for christmas, the dyke-y one

My condolences to English cricket fans.

My condolences to English cricket fans.

she's in a sort of 24/7 DSM-V relationship

I succeeded No Pants November!

inventing a new legal jurisdiction where the age of consent is one year older than me and raising it every year

Important research for the Journal of Obvious Transgender Facts: if you shave your leg immediately before shot time, you can figure out exactly how many microscopic abrasions the razor left using an alcohol wipe

Scammed! I was all set to watch 5 days of cricket and they went and won the game in 2!

I love that test cricket includes a 20 minute break for afternoon tea

Friday night I did something that’s pretty rare for me: got out the dildo and maybe fucked out some brainworms

I bit my lip and now the inside of my mouth Feels Wrong :(

ugh I went from 0 to 2x prog and now I'm stupid horny but I can't really do anything until the fire safety inspection later today

It’s 8:30 am. They’re blasting smooth jazz over the fire alarm system for testing.

face + scent but not actually face because I can’t find a recent selfie I actually like so you’re getting masked at the opera

Did you know? The elevator button does nothing when you press the floor you’re already on

We weren't especially close, but I can draw a fairly short line from following Nori on twitter (for her technical posts) to realizing I'm trans. I've cried more in the past month than the rest of the year.

I have eaten the hours that were in the daylight and which you were probably saving for evening Forgive me they were delicious so bright and so warm

Now there’s nothing stopping me from posting through it about Cricket

I walked away from a baseball watch party in the 4th and came back in the 14th and it’s still going

Considering aiming for a no pants November

tried to go get coffee with friends, ended up getting irish coffee this conflicts with my plan to shave my legs right now

Publishing my new paper “On the Unreasonable Effectiveness of Doing Any Amount of Personal Care in fighting Dysphoria” coming soon to the Journal of Obvious Transgender Facts

god damn i need to get fucked

Fucked up that we never talk about how much public infrastructure is actually just girls with BPD

guess it's time to tap the sign again

Acting like a real woman (problematic) (washing down my evening pills with a cocktail)

that sure was an earthquake

posting the entire Serial Experiments Lain OP with the caption "boymoding"

Had some Banyuls tonight. CW: violence against grapes It’s made like port (partially fermented, then fortified to keep some sugar), but then you put it into some carboys and leave it outside for 10+ months so it gets some lovely sun damage and cycles through hot and cold repeatedly.

you know what's cool? how many kinds of wine are just "we fucked up this grape juice so bad but it's still pretty cool"

The 2002 champagne that force femmes you: extremely good

Boymoding (didn’t shave before going out)

“biological bedtime”

it's my birthday, bitches

one of the few stories I've heard about when I was an infant: my mother would sit me in her lap while she worked at her computer and I would, of course, try to play with the keyboard I have been keysmashing since before I could talk you merely adopted keysmashing djsfa;mfj;kqnfru3wpe4dmudadf/jpz

Just found a local bakery that will sell me crème anglaise by the quart