Did you know? The elevator button does nothing when you press the floor you’re already on

We weren't especially close, but I can draw a fairly short line from following Nori on twitter (for her technical posts) to realizing I'm trans. I've cried more in the past month than the rest of the year.

I have eaten the hours that were in the daylight and which you were probably saving for evening Forgive me they were delicious so bright and so warm

Now there’s nothing stopping me from posting through it about Cricket

I walked away from a baseball watch party in the 4th and came back in the 14th and it’s still going

Considering aiming for a no pants November

tried to go get coffee with friends, ended up getting irish coffee this conflicts with my plan to shave my legs right now

Publishing my new paper “On the Unreasonable Effectiveness of Doing Any Amount of Personal Care in fighting Dysphoria” coming soon to the Journal of Obvious Transgender Facts

god damn i need to get fucked

Fucked up that we never talk about how much public infrastructure is actually just girls with BPD

guess it's time to tap the sign again

Acting like a real woman (problematic) (washing down my evening pills with a cocktail)

that sure was an earthquake

posting the entire Serial Experiments Lain OP with the caption "boymoding"

Had some Banyuls tonight. CW: violence against grapes It’s made like port (partially fermented, then fortified to keep some sugar), but then you put it into some carboys and leave it outside for 10+ months so it gets some lovely sun damage and cycles through hot and cold repeatedly.

you know what's cool? how many kinds of wine are just "we fucked up this grape juice so bad but it's still pretty cool"

The 2002 champagne that force femmes you: extremely good

Boymoding (didn’t shave before going out)

“biological bedtime”

it's my birthday, bitches

one of the few stories I've heard about when I was an infant: my mother would sit me in her lap while she worked at her computer and I would, of course, try to play with the keyboard I have been keysmashing since before I could talk you merely adopted keysmashing djsfa;mfj;kqnfru3wpe4dmudadf/jpz

Just found a local bakery that will sell me crème anglaise by the quart

Okay I thought it was kinda fucked up that Visa Canada has a credit card called "Visa Infinite Privilege" (yes, that's literally printed on the card) but this is on the benefits list

Just rolled 0 on an opposed 3d(0-2) against 5 and got one shot killed. This game seems a bit swingy. The “good” guys now have all 5 of my items

Being ostracized from the board game table because I’m trans and/or the haunt got triggered in Betrayal at the House on the Hill

Instead of coming out to my old optometrist (also: annoying to get to) I went to a new one and have only been deadnamed by automated systems

Just found a place that claims they will sell me an arbitrary quantity of my favorite ever beer, which was only made once. I called their bluff and ordered 24 bottles. Anyone care to guess how many they actually have?

accidentally stayed up past 4:30am so I guess I'm just staying up now I blame WTYP and paradox interactive

I'm not sure how to describe how I feel about putting dark mode in your premium tier but it sure does make me feel A Way

just realized there's one glass worth of one of my favorite wines left in a recorked bottle from last weekend, but I only got up like 45 minutes ago

they make estrogens for metalheads? hell yeah 🤘 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metallo...

section headings you don't want to see in a paper on antiperspirants and deodorants: "Anticholinergic agents"

fucked up how the gros michel got wiped out after we invented atomic gardening and we didn't use that to replace it

nipple orgasms are real ask me how i know

seeing that little axolotl on my feed again makes me so damn happy yall

“serial monogamist” is an incredibly sick burn

Chilling at a friend’s “must wear pasties” party

“When was your last injection? Saturday? Oh, then this is a great day to check your E levels”

I see we've already reached the point where everyone's suddenly an expert on the iranian nuclear program

I have scrolled the entire list of nextfest demos that claim to support mac, attempted to play 3, successfully played 1, and am now looking forward to 0 new games

Plastic injection molding is just a creampie

we should bring back tontines (the real kind, not the murder-mystery kind)

lol if i search “French” in iOS photos it gives me all of my pictures of French fries, French toast, and boxes of little chocolates

When I decided to transition in 2022, I saw the anti-trans political movements, and considered the very real possibility that the next president would try to kill me. I decided to do it anyway and it's the best decision I've ever made.

just had an ice cream sandwich for a few minutes, everything was okay

when your 3ds helps you avoid getting clocked, that's streetpass

It’s not _my_ gender goal but I’m sure three vaginas blacksmith is what someone on this site is aiming for

not many people realize how small the AMC Pacer actually was compared to the average french woman

*slaps roof of thigh* this baby can hold sooo much estradiol

tfw you want hair spray but all you can find is anti-hair spray