May not be able to post for some time as real-life bullshit is making it difficult to find the horny. Hope to see y'all before too long - keep pumping those girldicks!

I've noticed that transfem love letters are less "Your transcendent beauty lifts my soul; your voice is as the music of the gods" and more "Just fill my holes with your cum? Please? Now?"

Enough is enough, and you're complaining to her manager. Every day she brings the same thing in for lunch – a bunch of condoms full to bursting with girlcum. The smell is distracting enough, as are the soft moans she can’t keep in as she hungrily swallows the contents, but she never offers to share!

She emerges from her room in the middle of the afternoon, preceded by a powerful unwashed stink and with her latest load of girlspunk visibly drying in the crotch of her filthy pajamas. Seeing her like this you finally understand how religions get started.

Girl who asserts dominance by leaving a pool of ballsnot behind whenever she stands up. That or she's just that much of a slob and is doing it without realizing. You're not sure which is hotter.

There are few things better than when a woman’s standing in a shy pose, one foot behind the other, her hands clasped tightly, her face red and her eyes looking anywhere but at you, with a full foot of precum-dripping girlcock that you low-key wouldn’t mind choking to death on.

At an upscale restaurant. “Babe, are you okay? You’ve hardly touched your girlcum sur girlcum avec girlcum...”

Some people are just painfully anti-science. You've tried to explain to your roommate so many times the value of your thesis (that all transfem tummies look better with a thick load of girlspunk on them), and you're done letting her Luddite tendencies get in the way of progress.

All human advances have been driven by a desire for girlcock. Taming fire? Gets women warm enough to get their dicks out. Printing press? Stories of transfems fucking can finally be mass produced. The internet? Developed entirely to facilitate the worldwide transfer of images and videos of girldick.

She's explaining how based on your behavior you might get put in a cage, forced to serve her friends' girlcocks with all your holes while your own needs are ignored for days on end. You're a bit confused that she introduced the idea with the word "punishment".

Getting off the bus you check your hair and there's not a drop of girlspunk there. For weeks now someone has been emptying her balls over you every morning: with its thick consistency you never even tried to remove it all before it got noticed, but today, nothing. Needless to say, you're devastated.

Reminder that stray puppygirls will literally just let you take them home and are more than happy to suck your girldick out of gratitude.

I've gotten so used to it that it's now hard to sleep when she doesn't cum in at least one of my armpits before bed.

The haunted eyes of a transfem whose morning alarm isn't girlcock being forced into her mouth by a woman who simply couldn't wait another five minutes.

Extensive contracts full of legal jargon can be very useful: even the most astute of potential roommates will find her eyes glazing over long before she reaches the sections on shower privileges (none) and your access to her personal space and property (unlimited).

Walking across campus, you see a woman pushing her partner's head firmly into the grass as she fucks her ass with a truly relentless pace. Ah! Young love.

Sweat-marinated skin tastes so different from one part of a transfem's body to another, so when she's just come in from the gym it's an almost impossible choice of where to put your thirsty tongue.

She suggests a clothes swap but it hardly seems fair. Hers are stiff with countless loads, except the growing damp spots of her most recent orgasm; yours are spotless. You'll have to make it up to her somehow.

Transfem culture is wondering if she really does like you when she's groaning with quite evident satisfaction as she bottoms out in your ass and you can still taste her last load on your tongue.

The college administration forced to backtrack on its hazing ban after protests from transfem freshmen who could no longer look forward to having their mouths violently used by their chosen sorority for a whole blissful week.

It's already not fantastic that she thinks talking excitedly about her new favorite cumrag is an appropriate topic at a meal with both your families - it's rather worse when that new cumrag is you.

Marker of a successful relationship is when she starts to look at you the same way she looks at her onahole.

Oh to have a woman forcefully rub my face against the bulge in her sweat-soaked bike shorts.

You know your therapy is going well, you're just hazy on the details. You certainly can't remember, for example, that you spend them naked on your knees as she pours words into your open and suggestible mind. But you're sure it's going well!

Transfem dog park where the puppies have to be kept on a tight leash or they'll keep trying to out-sub each other.

Words mean different things to different people. When you knocked and asked if she was decent, you hadn't expected that for her "leisurely fisting my girlcock" counted as decent.

Bringing in the new year in the traditional way - your mouth around her cock, with strict instructions to bring her to orgasm at midnight on the dot.

Small-dick women with big-dick energy are amazing, basically.

When her cock is bigger than mine that's always sexy, don't get me wrong - but there's something especially hot when it's smaller and she doms me just the same.

Shout out to all the writers motivated by the purest purpose there is: helping horny women jerk off.

You commiserate with your roommate about how her nicest clothes keep getting unaccountably ruined. On a more positive note it's so kind of her to keep buying new cumrags for you to use: some of her older dresses are starting to feel quite rough on your girldick.

Things that aren't crimes but should be: transfems washing the clothes they sell online. The stains are almost completely gone and there's hardly any ballstink left!

Having friends in HR can be very useful. Managers have entirely given up asking you to cut down the amount of time you spend jerking off in fear of yet another lecture about "healthy transfem sexuality"

Transfem Santa doing her yearly rounds. For the good transfems – a belly full of cum! For the naughty transfems... well, a belly full of cum. Look, she’s pent up after a year and isn’t going to waste a willing throat.

"Helping a NEET" is my first story to get a second chapter in over 2 years - I hope it's as fun to read as it was to write! (Too excited to check for errors again so if those kill the vibe for you give it a couple of days) archiveofourown.org/works/74863031

She thinks she's subtle, but when you pour from the carton and rather than smooth-flowing liquid it's a thick yellowed mass it's obvious what she's done. The difficulty is concealing your arousal as her rank ballsnot assaults your tongue and oozes down your throat - if she catches on she might stop!

Clumsy girls are adorable. It's really cute when she's walking so purposefully but suddenly stumbles and accidentally cums all over your food, or when she somehow trips on a perfectly clear floor and her cock ends up in your mouth for minutes at a time while she struggles to regain her balance.

It's so great when the other transfems in the office have their jerk-off cycles sync up. Follow the crowd to the bathroom and you'll find a host of horny women who cannot and will not wait for a stall to open up.

You abuse her because it turns you on, sure. But the deeper truth is that when she's standing there in that pathetically subby pose of hers that she doesn't even seem to be aware of, blushing and gazing at you with fear and excitement at what you might do next, you really couldn't love her more.

She always insists on putting the finishing touches to your makeup. “Lip gloss”, applied directly from her cock.

Bringing a certain “transfems are welcome to use my body for sexual relief” to asexuality.

You’ve told her she has to keep the cage on as punishment, but really you just want her so pent up that when she’s finally released it’ll feel like you’re being waterboarded.

What do you call a girl who just refuses to stop jerking off in public? “Good girl.” It’s her hypnotic trigger, after all.

Her attempts to project an air of innocent shyness are losing the battle against her actions - she's been rubbing her precum-drooling cock against your face for over a minute at this point.

People should always wear what they want and I understand it's been getting colder but ladies, I'm dying out here. Where's a girl supposed to get her strength without seeing a girlcock peeking out of a miniskirt or tenting a pair of tight shorts? It's been almost a week!

“I can’t define porn but I know it when I see it.” Shown photo of woman glazing her tits with a thick load. “Art.”

Your roommate walks into your room with a visibly leaking tent in her pajamas. She says that a cock appeared overnight, that no amount of jerking off makes it go away, and she thinks maybe only a blowjob will get rid of it. - Remind her she’s a transfem - Play along

She used to get on your nerves, but since she took that hypnosis class you’re getting along much better. As she grabs your head and starts fucking your mouth, you realize how silly you’re being – there wasn’t any hypnosis class! It’s so good of her to remind you.

A dominant transfem calling me a pervert while she jerks me off under the restaurant table would fix me.

Week 2 without a shower. A rank transfem musk now exudes from all the furnishings. Three of your roommates are practically feral, pawing desperately at any cock that comes within reach. A slick sheen of girlcum covers every horizontal surface. You've yet to admit you never called a plumber.