You don't understand the career counselor's confusion. You think you've laid it out very clearly: you want to be a live-in onahole for a transfem with a cock so large it still feels like she's in you hours later. Sheesh, god forbid a woman have aspirations.

Hazing has a bad reputation, but if someone has a better way to get five naive transfems competing to satisfy your girldick, you’re yet to hear it.

"There is no such thing as objective beauty." - someone who has clearly never seen a woman jerking off into her own mouth.

You spend most of your time together bullying her, but sometimes you're just in the mood to see her arch her back as you gently stroke her cock and whisper in her ear what a good girl she is.

Transfems only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting. (No I mean literally - it's unclear when she last showered and it's a close-run thing whether her cock or her pits smell more deliciously bad.)

Offering a sensitive and discreet cleaning service to transfems, and - ever a woman of your word - sensitively huffing their used panties and discreetly masturbating with their sex toys.

If you leave her caged for too long it starts to get too easy. Make sure to take it off every so often, let her jerk off but forbid her from cumming - make her really remember what she's missing out on.

Submissive women with big cocks are such fun to tease - the way she tries to shrink away with embarrassment, just making her massive, twitching bulge even more prominent, as you whisper mockingly in her ear about her oversized slab of fuckmeat.

Girl who thinks flirting is when she introduces herself before slamming her cock down your throat.

A new story. Please read the tags, this one definitely isn't for everyone. archiveofourown.org/works/73928601

Being a curator means you get to define art. The gallery dedicated entirely to photos of leaking girldicks? Art. The accumulating sludge of spunk on the floor from transfem patrons unable to contain themselves long enough to use the jerk-off vestibules? Also art.

Your roommate insisted on being at your latest HRT check-in as "support", but except the occasional gesture toward you it's like you're not even there - the conversation is solely between her and your doctor, and focused entirely on what drugs you can be given to make your body better fit her needs.

Limiting the coverage her clothing can provide to a certain number of square inches might have left her feeling constantly embarrassed, but it's done wonders for your mood.

Woman who loves you enough to hold your head tight while she uses your throat, all the while showering you with insults that make you feel small and alone.

Relaxing on the porch on a warm summer's evening. Well, she's relaxing, I'm busy licking the sweat off her balls.

Some might say I'm overly particular, but I don't think there's anything wrong with maintaining high standards when it comes to partners. That's why without either introduction or verbal request transfems have complete freedom to use all parts of my body at any time in whatever way they choose.

Standardized tests hit different when they're being used to track how quickly she's removing your capacity to think.

Transfem scientists perfecting a fabric that retains sweat and girlstink indefinitely.

Keeping her caged for so long that when you let her out it's like she's finding out how good jerking off feels for the very first time.

It's great having a submissive transfem for a roommate. Even after working up her courage for days she'll only nervously ask if you "have any idea" why her clothes keep ending up with crusty yellow stains, no matter how many times you've jerked off into her panties with your door wide open.

Girl who is confused because she doesn't have girldick in her mouth right now?

Transfem painstakingly wringing the sweat out of her gym clothes just to make the other women in the changing room whine in frustration.

Girl who thinks an appropriate interview outfit is when it's only tight enough to show the most prominent veins on her cock.

Site for transfems to buy and sell clothes - "New" is the lowest tier, just below "Recently washed".

Utilitarianism teaches us that as long as her discomfort is less intense than your pleasure, then it's a positive moral good. And she might be lying anyway - sure you were fucking her throat so hard that your girlcum was forced out of her nose, but it probably didn't feel as bad as she says.

Her: I think you might be autistic. Me, moving on to slide 38 in my presentation on the correct technique for licking workout sweat off a transfem's body: Huh?

Finally, an online clothing store suitable for transfems. Each photo tells you how large the model's cock is, at last taking the guesswork out of how your bulge will look in your new outfit.

A woman leading me on a leash through a park and occasionally giving it a harsh yank even though I'm keeping pace would fix me.

Some slurs just hit different when they're being growled into your ear by a woman hammering her cock into your ass.

Having a woman pat my head and call me a good girl while I lick every last droplet of sweat off her balls would fix me.

Catcalling hits differently when it's a transfem objectifying you while openly groping her bulge.

If - as she keeps insisting - she really doesn't want you to use her as a cocksleeve, then why would her throat feel so much like one?

Experiment where a transfem is locked in a room with a random video game and observed to see how long it takes her to sexuali- she's already jerking off.

Woman whose arms look like they could practically tear me in half and whose cock looks like it would finish the job.

Girl who makes you apologize after she bullies you.

A woman slapping me awake with her cock whenever she needs release would fix me.

You've hypnotized her to cum in seconds, and on the one hand this causes her acute embarrassment, her face turning red with frustration and shame every time she spurts after having made only the barest contact with her cock, but on the other... Huh. No downsides after all.

Heading to the showers in your new gym for the first time, and it's just a row of cubicles with an eager transfem kneeling obediently in each one.

Walking through a busy park you first hear and then see two women sprawled on the grass sucking each other's cocks, seemingly completely unaware of anyone else. Love is so beautiful!

Girl whose refractory period is short enough that she can use her last load as lube to jerk out the next one.

They say clothes make the woman, but that's rarely true with submissive transfems. Put her in stiletto heels, dress her in the same skin-tight leather that would normally make you fall to your knees - whatever you try, her posture and mannerisms will just become more and more pathetic and bullyable.

The transfem soccer team finally found the pervert who's been jerking off with their sweaty uniforms. She's now considered a vital part of the support staff.

One of the worst limitations of the human body: having only one mouth and being forced to choose between worshipping her pitstink and lapping at her sweat-soaked balls.

Villainess who's trying to intimidate you but she's wearing a skin-tight bodysuit and you keep getting distracted by her cock.

Don't settle for a partner who doesn't give you what you deserve. If she's dismissive of your feelings, if she's routinely unkind and domineering, if she displays a complete disregard for your needs and treats you like a cheap sex toy rather than a person, then you're the luckiest woman alive.

Girl who thinks playing hard to get means waiting until the dessert arrives before getting under the table to suck her date's girldick.

A woman squeezing out a condom of her cum into my mouth would fix me.

You never could understand people who became therapists to make money. I mean, you've made plenty, but that's just a side effect of a long list of transfem clients who have each come to understand how right you were that they were empty-brained bimbo sluts.

Narrator: Over time transfems have developed their own specialized and sophisticated means of communication. [Cut to video of a woman pawing at another woman's bulge and whining]

Reassuring her that she won't do anything under hypnosis she wouldn't want to do, while somehow forgetting to mention the numerous ways you have of altering the things she wants to do.