Two Rothko exhibitions in one week. Who is she?

Just bring back TouchID, for the love of all that is holy.

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I love art galleries but why do they have to be so cold!

Back on-line this Saturday with an all EBM/TBM set. Come hang out with the rivetheads & netheads from 7-9 PM Eastern (NYC timezone) at twitch.tv/IXmartyrXI 👽🌐⚙️ #industrialmusic #ebm #cyberpunk

Emails with threatening auras.

It's good, real good, although still feels a little strange, to be home.

Dubai, here I come!

I argue that yes, being trans binary is still a radical position in 2026, but that’s only because all my friends are enbies.

Impossible not to cry in this room. I imagine, I’ve never actually tried. #ItJustIs

Love to be filling out scary government forms at midnight.

“New, from Heretic Parfum: the trans flirting set.”

<intense screaming noises go HERE!>

I could give seminars on how to complicate one’s own life.

The Rick Owens M&Ms are very strange.

Oh my goodness. I’ve done it. I’ve done the impossible. I’ve used a hair dryer in the bathroom and no one has died. So, can England have plug sockets in the bathroom now, like a civilised country?

Fuck. Now I want a Eurorack tattoo on my tits.

There will never be another release as good as Uwubernetes.

"james spader body pillow" did not turn up the search results I wanted.

This is how you get Cradle of Filth.

Well. We learnt a lot framing this print. One, silver leaf is annoying as hell. And custom mats are a lot easier to make from a board, than an existing too big mat. Incredible artwork by the amazing www.instagram.com/gozien_crayon/

Music for Coding: Here's the Future Garage/IDM set from Twitch in case you missed it or want a re-listen. I'm glad people enjoyed it. I'll do this again in the future #futuregarage #chillstep #IDM

Yeah okay symbolism.

Disappearing this account for reasons for a bit. DM me for Signal before I turn it off, if you want it.

There really are few worse feeling than realising the only thing standing between you and happiness is yourself.

Yeah like not dying of boredom walking anywhere. How the fuck do people cope walking so slowly?

You know how I loved Berlin before? I lost like 1.5kgs (just over 3lbs) in a week! I’m definitely moving there now.

Why is England so cold?! How do people live like this?!

Wow, rub it in DataDog. Do I stand outside your office laughing at you when you're having a bad day?

good morning trans people you do not have to forgive your father

The amount of questionable life choices I could make by moving to Berlin impresses even me.

Omg 30° heat is the best.

Ground floor: perfumery Stationery and leather goods Wigs and haberdashery Kitchenware and foods

Man Just Needs to Make a Few Thousand More Nitpicks to Confirm Your 3 Line PR

How your email finds me!

Berlin currently being 27ºC (low 80s Freedom) is the absolute best and I will not hear otherwise*. (*at least until I take transit, which doesn't have AC.)

My slides from my talk at #devmio #devopscon in Berlin speakerdeck.com/barnbarn/its...

You can tell I’m in Europe as I’ve had to log in to my Mastodon account.

Nothing puts you in the right frame of mind for a talk like getting on a train going in the wrong direction!

Seeing all the “the office couldn’t be made today” posts and thinking to myself “see, we have progressed as a society after all!”. Before realising they mean the American version.

Checking in from transfemme fest 2026! (A Femtanyl show in Berlin)

Every LLM based PR feels like it's been given the prompt "start from scratch, assume no norms or standards exist, so libraries or platforms to build upon, first invent both the universe, and then fire, yourself."

Berlin subway at least recognises people don’t stop growing at 10 years old. The AC situation does need work however.

Oh Berlin, how many times can I fall in love with you?

Had a lot of fun playing videos and hanging out with everyone last night. Check out the videos on YT if you haven't seen them! Love sharing things I love with others. Also, thanks for the compliments on my scene. <3

@martyr-dj.bsky.social made my flight! Nails are still utter trash however.

eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time

Sadness hasn’t helped, nor frustratingly has anger, what’s next on the list?