When you spend so much time in vim over a weekend you press escape to exit insert mode in this very text box. 😭

As I fire up Davinci Resolve, to merge a flac and video file, to clear up room on my laptop, which is definitely a thing I needed to do in the middle of writing a talk. The video is from 2020.

Day two of working on @indirect.io's dotfiles. Wait, what?

“When in doubt, what would Madonna do?” responds Nuovo Testamento’s vocalist, Chelsey Crowley, when asked of her inspiration. May we all live so vivaciously!

Time to play "was drinking an entire Monster at midnight a really bad idea?" Wish me a swift death.

the time when everyone thought @steveklabnik.com was skrillex and everyone thought @vestigialhe.art was richo is my favorite conference era, so nostalgic

I appear to have the focus of a military precision beach ball.

I’m using computers at the weekend like some kind of nerd and I’m mad about it.

i know clown makeup is hot right now but i don't think you should be doing it unless you drink Faygo

It's common knowledge that Uncle Traveling Matt spent some time in a sex commune in his youth, right?

Finally time to listen to Inferno.

No YouTube, rather than showing me fewer shorts, every time you ask, just show me zero shorts.

Yup. Back to freezing cold outside again.

I just want to live in the Cats Neighbourhood from Only Forward.

Well it was nice not being cold constantly. See you again next year British summer.

What's the etiquette for ~coming across~ finding your friend's profile on a dating website again?

Sobbing to the theme tune for Are You Being Served, like a normal person.

Just stumbled upon the PR I made with lyrics to Nas' Just Another Day In The Projects in it. It's tough being this professional.

Currently laying in bed realising I both have to get back up to brush my teeth, and need to buy more floss. I am 30 or 40 years old.

Ah good, new acquisitions!

Wishing my apartment was warmer rn.

Docusate roulette is, so far, my least favourite type of roulette!

@dustrial.net it’s time for some Coil!

Am enjoying this rare moment of not having my heating on and mostly being able to feel my extremities.

Watching Nosferatu purely to justify buying the Heretic fragrance tie in.

Doctor: “And are you on any kind of birth control?” Patient: “oh yes!” Doctor: “Well, which one? IUD? Pill? Implant” Patient: “I’m dating a magician.”

As Alive As You Need Me To Be 😭

new word: æffect cause I'm tired of looking up which is the right to use.

"Hudson, AKA SunOS/Solaris Jenkins"

halfmoon OUT NOW store.steampowered.com/app/4175330/... bsky.app/profile/lvl3...

for the low cost of being declared an enemy of the state you, too, can stop hating the way you look in photographs

CHET! I love Chet.

> The Kubernetes API also allows m as a suffix (for millibytes: 1/1000 of a byte). Absolute 🤡 party of a sentence.

oh sick, a power cut.

Did this season of Taskmaster become funny yet?

If I were GitHub I’d simply pay for GitHub Advanced Security.

Watching Crash (1996) to relax.

Oh, well that's certainly a much larger voltage than I was expecting. 😬

Am not getting ahead of the BPD allegations.

The ADHD urge to switch to a keyboard layout that has parenthesis on the primary layer, just so that side quest conversations are easier. Versus the ADHD experience to know I lack the focus to change keyboard layout.

Hurry up adafruit order. I need to create trauma based electronic art.

Reinventing myself as a top, as a bit.

Oh to sleep even a fraction as well in my bed as I do on the couch!

New 2026 goal: to say the word “terrific” during sex.

Waking up and getting up has never been easy Oh woah ah, I think you should know

Sleep is the dumbest thing ever invented.

Crushing self loathing and doubt combined with a near limitless arrogance: a case study.

OH: "security is all about whining about a war you've already lost"

Come on, tell this me doesn't absolutely fuck?

Introducing <word that doesn’t make sense>.at, something that no one understands why it needs to be built on top of AT Protocol. When what 99% of people who consume anything AT Protocol related needs is consistent moderation and leading by people who want to run a social network.