Life hack: you can just add more garlic.

It’s called bind and unbound for a reason.

Hope everyone is locked in for October!

I can only close my bank during office hours? Do they turn the mainframe off at night? What kind of toy bank account is this? The UK is technologically stuck in the same era as it's food.

I really love the art, world building, and atmosphere for TTRPGs, I just wish I didn't have to deal with all the calendaring and drama of living a polyam lifestyle needed to enjoy them.

This was on my door for under 24 hours. Love to feel safe and welcome in my home.

OH: “37 sigheils”

I swear I’m becoming more cisphobic every single day.

“You’ve got sadness in you, I’ve got sadness in me – and my works of art are places where the two sadnesses can meet, and therefore both of us need to feel less sad.” HBD, Mark Rothko ...

If you've legally changed your name and gender marker in California, that info is searchable online. A new bill seeks to seal those records — but does it go far enough? ✍️: @nuala.bsky.social

Every time you use the bufo/froge/concerned frog fingerguns emoji a bisexual gets their wings.

It's a shame Apple removed FaceID entirely and didn't replace it with anything. Feels a bit of a step back.

Forehead kisses driven development.

Am strongly considering getting bigger tits.

Slowly learning German by listening to the second half of Gallowdance by Lebanon Hanover on repeat.

Locktober arrived early for the Rapture.

Seeing people being worried about microplastics in an active war zone is the most bsky thing I've seen in hours.

I have made the deadly sin of changing my address by moving under a mile, and now may have to find a new doctor. LOVE to be back in this failed state of a country.

"Your order has finished shipping" *goes to check* "Label created, not yet in system" *SCREAMS*

We have a role open for a Senior Copywriter @kickstarter.com, this is a union job in the tech industry! job-boards.greenhouse.io/kickstarter/...

oh fuck I'm so drunk I can only type like a Boomer!

*opens Inkscape for the first time* Yup, that's the most OSS interface I've seen in hours!

ADHD friends, is there anything better than something you thought would have to be a phone call turning out to be an email? Bliss.

For the first time in three and a half months I have wired Internet again! \o/

Look, I'm a simple bitch. I will giggle every time I see the Typescript package named "ts-jest" and ask "oh does she have an OnlyFans?" 🤡

Crossing my fingers today is the day!

Going back to bed at 11am. What a silly time to be awake anyway.

"Dear Bea Hughes, We are inviting you to book your NHS cervical screening appointment." Well this is gonna be a short conversation.

Today we released our new (free) AWS Infrastructure Canarytoken on canarytokens.org. It catches attackers in your AWS account by putting tempting assets in their way and alerting you if they get probed. (1 of 3)

buy the smutty art your girlfriend is obsessed with. she deserves it

Going to Brighton library for the first time ever, and crying at what a wonderful thing libraries are, like some fucking caricature of myself.

My new apartment has Ethernet in the walls, it's 100Mbit and I don't know what to think anymore.

Oh, how unfortunate. These instructions have a section written by Ricky Gervais.

Why did CalDigit take God's Own Port off their docks? What kind of short sighted coward removes TOSLINK?

Sure boss. I don’t know what “accountable” means but I’d love to be held.

Hollow Knight is just Dead Cells for cowards.

Reminder to others to cancel your Chase Sapphire Reserve card before they hike the price up to $750 a year!

Getting ahead of the allegations.

Does anyone know anything useful to do with IHG rewards that aren't accommodation related? Yes I'm aware what they're for, but I used to use hotels and now I don't, and I have a lot of them to get rid of.

RIP to the best travel Mac ever made. www.macrumors.com/2025/08/31/1...

JENNY HOLZER "IN A DREAM", 1991

Even though the US is slowly marching deeper in fascism, immigrants are even less safe, and big Gav is committing heavily to mass transit in California, purely to throw more trans people under, I still don't think I should have left and am much less happy here.

Happy Bitnami rug pull postponement day to all who celebrate! > After evaluating the impact and community feedback, the Bitnami team has postponed the deletion of the Bitnami public catalog (docker.io/bitnami) until September 29th from github.com/bitnami/char...

sorry for being a huge bitch it's just something I love doing

Why are toasters so expensive in this shit hole country?!

Unbound, #AtariLynx handheld demo by New Generation, 1st place at Xenium 2025 youtu.be/RK07S_WIQs8 #atari #demoscene

"PiHole: make using the Internet annoying in a different way!"

Well well well. If it isn’t one of the worst weeks of my life.

At the point where I think `terraform plan` and `terraform apply` are written by different companies, based on how one has absolutely no relation to the other.