“The pope should be careful before talking theology” is just extraordinary stuff. Top-shelf. You write one book that gets turned into a Ron Howard movie and suddenly you’re nailing your manifesto to the cathedral doors.

“I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker

I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far - POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church?? POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there

we have the sixth largest defence budget in the world. we're a tiny little island with fewer than 70 million citizens. the problem isn't the amount of spending it's that the money is not being spent wisely and in a lot of cases it's basically being stolen.

👉 NEW -- Secret filming EXPOSES Israeli Settler Group We went UNDERCOVER to expose an Israeli operation to help Brits move to West Bank WATCH here 👇 www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u6W...

immediately book a trip to go orca-watching in the shetland isles

NOT NOW, AMOC! www.theguardian.com/environment/...

The right to protest isn’t a gift from government. It’s a democratic principle, hard-won and easily lost. Last night the government tried to smuggle through a “cumulative disruption” power that would let police ban protests simply because other people had protested in the same area before. (1/5)

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

Phones did not murder Brianna Ghey in cold blood.

#PhD opportunity at The Center for Integrative Paleobiology TIP UPJŠ in Košice. Origin and adaptive patterns of secondary flightlessness: an alternative evolution of birds. More info: tinyurl.com/2uhhbnt2 The application must be sent by 31.5.2026: lnkd.in/eaBCajVZ #palaeontology #palaeobiology

transphobia is a luxury belief, which is why it’s so prevalent among beltway types who don’t have real problems

even a lot of folks who are casually transphobic don’t put it high on their priority list - inflation is way more important to them than bathrooms or sports this is why it keeps flopping in campaigns! people can agree with it and still think you’re focused on the wrong thing

exactly - people who don’t have real problems as we see over and over again, it’s not a big enough cohort to swing elections

I cannot stress this enough: Vegas gave Musk millions to build us a supposed public transportation system. Instead he built basically an Uber tunnel for Teslas that only goes FROM ONE END OF A CONVENTION CENTER TO THE OTHER. Literally just gets you to the other side of a building.

Man idk how to express how demoralizing it is to see people doing joke support for the Pope as the Catholic Church implements the most draconian trans healthcare ban anywhere in the US. It's a FULL ADULT TRANS HEALTHCARE BAN!!!THEY KEEP BUYING MORE HOSPITALS!!!!!!! Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

the jubilation surrounding charlie kirk was a dress rehearsal for what we really wanted and the entire right wing ecosystem knows it

iran probably don't know it but they could get trump to completely throw israel under the bus forever in exchange for a golden statuette with 'strait of hormuz winner' written on it

jd vance declaring a military coup to remove the pope after he excommunicates him leading to a new type of spiritual nuclear war doctrine called "mutually assured eternal damnation" meanwhile trump is walking out onto the set of The View in a hospital gown w/ visible barbecue sauce stains

rip to all the people excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope

The Trump Administration vs the Catholic Chirch stuff is so funny. My babies, why are you fighting? You have so much in common why not bond over the fact both spent too much time and goodwill hiding and protecting paedophiles

If you’ll excuse a little self-indulgence, I must admit I did a little dance when I spotted copies of #UrbanFlora on display in Newcastle Waterstones today. Huge thanks to everyone who’s picked up a copy 🙏🌿

I really don't think people understand how DEEPLY out of hand the normalization of Nazi talking points has gotten. Like you post a challah recipe and people say that everyone you know should go "back to Poland" (which has approximately the same Jewish pop as Rhode Island) and that Hitler was right.

Good news.

what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck a MOSLEY???

UK really be like oi mate you got a license for that queer shit

It’s not just selfish -it’s a complete breach of the Budapest Memorandum in 1994 when the US and others encouraged Ukraine to give up its nuclear arsenal in exchange for these countries guaranteeing Ukraine’s borders. The US is duty-bound to assist in Ukraine’s defence or its promises mean nothing.

In virtually every culture, there were not only trans people, but many had transgender and gender non conforming deities. We even have proof of trans/gender nonconforming individuals that existed even before recorded history (in the form of graves and grave goods). We have always been here

"Child liberation" sounds like some woke 2010s SJW bullshit until you start seeing all the ways children are treated like subhuman vermin.

i mean just excommunicate him, why not do it over breakfast, make a proclamation via email, Re: jd vance is going to hell when he dies cc: God bcc: Jesus

he showed up to a mostly empty auditorium, got heckled by anti war protesters opposing the war he just humiliatingly failed to negotiate an end to, erika kirk stood him up, and he tried to explain catholicism to the pope. the only way he could’ve had a worse time is if he pissed his pants up there.

It’s 2026 and we’re getting “ladies don’t wear trousers” sumptuary law courtesy of the Labour Party

Vote as though Labour… - will never rejoin the EU, - will remove as many trans human rights as possible, - will harm trans children as much as possible, - will remove refugees’ human rights Because this is what they are doing.

Do they even do any positive things for cis women? Like genuine change that's positive for women? Every trumpet Labour blow themselves I've heard is them ratfucking trans women & women asylum seekers/immigrants tbph.

The thing about borders is that they shouldn't exist. There's genuinely no justification for them that isn't ultimately racism.

Her post is confusingly worded (which I assume is her being deliberately cheeky), but her point is fairly straightforward: She’s saying that if the Holodomor happened under a Western or Israeli leader, the pro-Stalin people would’ve considered it a genocide.

new rhynchosaur named 🥳 a warm welcome to isodapedon varzealis, described by schiefelbein et al. from the santa maria formation of late triassic brazil! royalsocietypublishing.org/rsos/article... (art by caio fantini)

a warm welcome to eosphorosuchus lacrimosa, a crocodylomorph from the late triassic chinle formation of north america 🐊 described by margulis-ohnuma et al., this short-snouted taxon was a contemporary of coelophysis royalsocietypublishing.org/rspb/article... (art by julio lacerda)

New paper out in Proceedings of the Royal Society B: we apply linguistic tools to sperm whale vowels. The result: sperm whale vowels do not just look like human vowels. They also behave like them. We found several parallels. Like in Latin, whales have short and long vowels.

It should be obvious that #DinoConUK 2026 is going to be a brilliant event, above and beyond our inaugural meeting of 2025. We've now started announcing speakers and presenters, with David James Armsby and Tim Haines being our first announcements. Schedule and more info is coming soon, stay tuned...

What these admins will never tell you is that the *courses* in these majors are often full. Students don't *major* in these fields, but they really want to take the classes. They use number of majors as a metric on purpose so they can achieve their cuts.

Take note, all you Starmerites saying we have to 'tactically vote' Labour to avoid Reform - Starmer's party see being FPTP elected as a mandate to do whatever they like, no matter how fascist. I cant vote for fascism A to avoid Fascism B when Kier struts about saying the electorate back him.

Keir Starmer boasting at #PMQs to score a point over Kemi Badenoch: "These were [RAF] pilots who within two hours of this conflict were up risking their lives taking missiles out of the sky" But remember folks, we're not involved

King will not meet Epstein’s victims on visit to Epstein’s friends and accomplices

The covid amnesia shell game happened DESPITE THE DATA, in part bc we never had a reckoning or real memorialization The *moment* we replace this regime, they will memory-hole everything they did. If we don't keep clear records and then make them into public memory, they'll get away with it.

The bbc are going to get someone killed

Science literacy rates are at an all time low

Another Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by President Trump will plead guilty in a separate case involving child exploitation of multiple victims, according to federal court records.