i love you captain embodiment of queer rage flint. i would die for you. you have my sword and my bow and my axe and my heart 🥺

currently watching: black sails currently reading: ouran high school host club the duality of man

no, I don't have a favorite "star war." personally, I'm more interested in "star peace"

This could be business casual if we even gave a shit

Squirrels have it made. They forage for food all day while doing parkour and when the weather sucks, they just stay in bed for days.

If anyone would like to see a photo of a rather fearsome guard dog, this is your lucky day.

Depression is like being told happiness is right around the corner but you live in a circle

If you use AI to generate a book cover, I'm automatically assuming you used AI to write the book and I just won't read it. 🥰

“are you wearing th--“ “Chanel boots? yeah. i am.”

just walked past a nurse and did a double-take bc what the hell that was mamdani’s doppelganger

My AI chatbot is conscious. I know because it is always telling me how smart and pretty I am;

If all the worst people can live without shame for their destruction, then the good people should have no shame for creating.

If the Democrats let Republicans have this INSANELY easy W, I am going to be apoplectic. This shit polls like chlamydia. Get on the other side of it now and be loud about it.

happy may the 4th to all who celebrate

i've had a bad day and i deserve to eat pizza and brownies about it

Just after sunrise, first light kissed the bluebell flowers, bringing warmth to the cool morning air.

The reason it's impossible to figure out what to have for dinner is that we didn't evolve for it. We didn't evolve to have a billion dinner options we have to seek out. We're supposed to see a dinosaur running by, spear it, and that's that

[holds your hand and speaks gently] it’s “all intents and purposes”

A black girl born today will have fewer reproductive and voting rights than her grandmother.

A male American Goldfinch in flowering Crabapple tree, pausing for a moment before singing his cheerful song.

need a mental health month

John Roberts and his band of racist justices have found the Voting Rights Act unnecessary.

Opinion | America needs a new voting rights act to protect the interests of our nation’s most oppressed class—white male conservatives.

what the end of the VRA is going to do in the south is a moral abomination it is also not going to be enough to keep the house in R hands this fall given the environment we’re looking at, but it’s going to make it a lot harder in the future the Dem gerrymanders need to get more extreme

Proctology is located in A55

My painting TORREY PINES BEACH

it doesn't matter what's written on the page, what matters is what's written in your heart. so stop asking me how many words i've written today that doesn't matter

who cares if it's bad, have you seen some of the shit people are reading these days

reading fics vs. trying to finish writing my own fics:

Now do stocks.

wow this is extremely brave of her to do in an environment that was already hostile and unsupportive to her as an anonymous accuser. so much respect for ashley foy, and fuck nikolaj sørenson and all who support him until the end of time

whoops i forgot tags that’d probably be helpful huh #destiel #spn #supernatural #writesky

apparently there was a “market analysis review” so i’m getting a 3% raise and all i can think is that this better not fuck up my poor person’s health insurance 💀

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words, which feels a bit passive-aggressive.

I believe Ashley Foy. I hope all the ice dancers and coaches who have stood by Sørensen get asked why they don't in every single mixed zone and every single interview.

i don't prefer a world where it feels like the only available solution to problems is "waiting for people to die"

was going to treat myself for surviving this week and place an order for chinese food to pick up on my way home but they’re CLOSED for REMODELING. apparently i am the universe’s chew toy this week.

anyway spare some serotonin for your stressed out girlie and read my chaotic stupid fic please and thank you archiveofourown.org/works/83748821

i was already over this week by tuesday why is thursday Being Like This why did i even come into work today why would i allow so much possibility for everything to get so much worse. can everyone just be chill and shhhh today. as a favor to me.

calling up the fire department with the emergency of “i am short” 🙃 i.e. the highest up smoke detector in our house woke me up at 5am and when inquiring with the parentals about where they stashed the tall ladder i was explicitly instructed to not try to move it bc it’s very heavy. awesome.

everyone always talks about jensen clapping misha in the balls in the s13 gag reel but no one warned me about jensen: i can see your underwear jared: i’m not wearing any underwear jensen: say no to crack jared: say yes to hole director: CUT

me a minute after posting 50k with no new comments/kudos: OH NO NO ONE'S READING MY FIC me a day after posting 50k when there's new comments/kudos: OH NO PEOPLE ARE READING MY FIC being a writer is a complex thing

dear hospital overlords, you should give me a laptop and let me go hybrid so: 1) i can stop spamming the skyline about how stressed i am 2) i can be home with my dog who has very bad separation anxiety and is all alone rn and it’s giving ME separation anxiety thank you for your consideration

hey boss i need to take a mental health day. a spider crawled across my desk and now an hour later i still feel like spiders are crawling all over me and i keep thinking i see more spiders in the corner of my eye crawling on my water bottle and monitor etc etc. you understand.

i know this is incredibly insignificant in the wake of everything else, but i hate that it’s now seen as a trumpism to capitalize random words for emphasis. i love capitalizing random words for emphasis. AI tried to take my beloved em dash and now this?? unforgivable.

just to be clear, i want a hug but i also don’t want anyone to touch me ever again

My painting MIDWEST PRAIRIE

Hi, great talk. Yeah I guess my question is less of a question and more a cry for help and a mournful scream at the loss of any meaning in a world of chaos and death.