I do not think I have ever felt more understood by an object and it's fucking me up a little

Marmalade Update: marmo just got shouted at for knocking shit off the book case at 3am

this is who runs this account

What the hell

they hate each other but are confused about it

I'm still not over John Candy

not much, what’s up with you?

Me every morning in this fucking country

Worst Toyotathon of your lifetime SO FAR

at some point you’re gonna say to yourself “how do I go to work and pretend everything is normal” and the answer is that you can’t and you gotta figure out how to merge the reality you live in vs. the one corporate America is trying to hallucinate where everything is fine

WORLD IS A SNUG MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY 2026

getting way too attached to pens

all grubbed up

I hope one day I can be outside the tribunals selling bootleg merch. Shirts with Bart Simpson in judge robes sentencing Stephen Miller to the gallows, stuff like that.

GOOD DOG

switch to shrimp mobile and save

Favorite song over 10 minutes long: youtu.be/82BtANu7CBs?...

You don’t really see cats carrying an upside down trash can lid with a fish skeleton on it anymore

And what roast beast, its hour come round at last,

I'm straight up goo

as someone said over there, “I don’t know what’s going on when Bill Kristol approvingly quote tweets the author of Health Communism”

Ate too many tacos now propped up in bed like a grub

(bjork voice) on the computer there is a cat who spins while making an untrustworthy sound. i am so frightened

I'm whatever type of neurodivergent this is

ice trying to threaten my family just bc we live in minneapolis and have a podcast that hates them. Grow up, fucking losers LOL

no think only shrimp

absorb warmth

when a company refers to its team as "small but mighty" that is a sure sign they put their workers in a human-sized panini press

Newest accessibility "to the w*ll": programs that switch up their keyboard shortcuts. Fuck you, Zoom!

It’s me

At some point every day, Scott Joplin's "The Entertainer" starts playing in my head. It does that for about an hour and then get this, my brain starts jamming and improvising on it for several hours

look at his arm he's so long

cat screm for ice crem

Inventing a bath so hot that when you drop me in I let out an involuntary scream as steam escapes my carapace

a crow has snatched Greg Bovonio off the sidewalk and carried him away to its nest, where he is trapped like a toddler in an empty swimming pool

Sometimes she just

sound up if you want to know what kind of contentment a concrete slab on a radiator can bring

don't need fireworks right now, fuck this

i fear i must report that the legs are gone

People make fun of this site being all 37 year olds, but apparently my fellow 37 year olds are on the front lines getting shot

thinking about the words of Klee Benally (“be well, and stay dangerous”) and June Jordan today (“we must become a menace to our enemies”) today. keep each other safe and give them hell

i refuse to be pessimistic but we are quickly approaching the threshold where detailing what it means to be pragmatic violates TOS

i love to silently substitute same-sized strings of letters in my mind palace

Hard knock life

Phil Hartman being thrust upward by hundreds of bowls of cereal in the colon blow commercial based on the novel “Push” by Sapphire

🕊️ This page right here is up in heaven with the Swayze 🙏

Both Coen bros have new films out this year. Joel has Reverie, a 20 minute silent film where a man stares at statues, and Ethan has the 3rd film in his Hee-Haw trilogy, HOOTIN’ AT JUGGS!!

404 page that says only this

Once again I am asking you to come look at the cat