There is a Lee Pace exception for a whole lot of folks who otherwise wouldn’t

A cool Interesting Times topic would be "We Put Ross Douthat Into One of Those Drive-Thru Tubes at the Bank, and this is the Sound it Made When We Pushed the Button"

Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.

Cuomo bending over during his concession speech going "...I don't feel so good..." before collapsing into a pile of loose spaghetti that blows away in the wind

if i ever write a tv show there will be a scene where a 17-year-old twink side character is trying to get the wifi password at a funeral and no one will give it to him

Bring back this genre of shirt.

It's sometimes infuriating being the lone person on a web team advocating for accessibility. UX and even accessibility experts don't appreciate that compliance ≠ accessibility unless they have ever had to rely on assistive technology to do their work on an all-day, everyday basis.

When the fuckaas bitch rolls up

Tune of Koyaanisqatsi: Zohran Mamdani

This is taking me back to November 2008. I lived in Crown Heights, and the moment they called the race, it went from silence to something like this, and it was audible from inside

if there was ever a time for corncob tv...

Man you watch all the people happy about zohrans Instagram videos & its like I know zohran I really like zohran but its not even like about being happy hes gonna be the mayor its like the feeling that we all won new york is such a beautiful place I forget that sometimes but im just like crying now

20+ years ago I worked at a literary archive and got to help her out during her several-day visit to the reading room. Can't even remember what she was researching; just remember her velour tracksuit and how nice she was to me. RIP [Image: Diane Ladd in the lipstick freakout scene in Wild at Heart]

This article abuses the poll it is based on in several ways, most prominently by breathlessly extrapolating what people say in a brief moment about what they will do in the future. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

I still say "face down river dad" to myself silently at least once a week; it's my "cellar door"

long covid is absolutely the stupidest disease, like: sorry i can't act normal, boss; today it's bc sounds hurt and my legs have the flu

Both Mixolydian, so I don't have to choose

Bobby got with Laura Laura got with James James he got with Donna then they buried up his chain Ronnie posed in Flesh World and attracted all the skin freaks They were all in love with dyin', they were doin' it in Twin Peaks

I don't deserve this kind of luxury (50% off sale)

Sorry. A thumbnail would've been nice. GET IN NOW

just an fyi that brünnhilde is still available on the library of congress website www.loc.gov/item/2022654...

Charlie Brown skipped the treats and that's why he has hoes & a house ass messaging

mods are asleep; post pumpkin

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

🚨Made a Halloween mix 🚨 (On Apple Music. Might try copying to Spotify if there’s time) music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

For anyone needing a Halloween checklist, here is mine

found a pumpkin

happy birthday dracula

Me: ah shit I don't want to make other people sad or uncomfortable or annoyed. I'll probably just crush my needs into a small cube for 20 years Everyone else: I will step on the head of whoever is between me and the smallest thing I just decided I want and tomorrow I'll forget I even did that

I think a lot about the chance we had at the start of COVID to finally become a more compassionate, collectivist nation, and how profoundly we were failed not only by the sociopathic greed of the ruling class but by each other. It doesn’t mean we won’t get there, but the lost opportunity haunts me.

If you'd like to know less about anything including this method please trip over the prolapsed rabbit hole

Stop what you're doing and watch this little guy lol

Buh buh buh buh basketball. Gimme gimme gimme the ball because I'm gonna dunk it

Me-Lover's Pizza 🍕

Ever notice how we park on a driveway and my wife on a left me?

It's fun when people talk about gross candy because I love all that stuff. Circus peanuts? Good. Candy corn? Good. Necco wafers? You guessed it,

makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies

this is how i felt about that salem's lot remake from last year (also: "sundown" featured. worm? sign me up)

Pica feels so good when you don’t have a bitch in your ear going I was about to make glass with that

the ~3 people on here who know me irl understand why this hits hard

Cover FOATs: Big Takeover - John Frusciante (Bad Brains) Man Next Door - Massive Attack (Paragons) California Dreamin' - Bobby Womack (Mamas and the Papas) Oh, Me - Nirvana (Meat Puppets) Solitary Man - Johnny Cash (Neil Diamond) D7 - Nirvana (Wipers) Mushroom - Jesus and Mary Chain (Can)

I'm that asshole eating all the gummy eggs out of your Starmix

Just because you love the environment and want to have sex with it doesn’t mean you can’t criticize animals, some of whom are clearly assholes.

hopefully it’s finally super duper clear to everyone that billionaires cannot coexist with democracy

somebody ate a bug today

the strungle is real