You have been blessed by Blurry Mort

Chat is it good that I live in a valley and can't hear the monthly lahar siren tests from inside my house?

Hey MAMDANI, what do you think of THIS (Vid of me spraying my hose into my microwave, unclear what grievance I'm responding to)

bought a brush for the strays. charlie is a hard no so far but tabitha is a fan

I watched this twice in two days and will be thinking about this movie for a long time

national mall lookin like the end of wages of fear apparently

Today Jeremy has a special holiday salad. 🇺🇸 🎇

Happy birthday to hot dogs

more chaos swatching

letterboxd.com/film/sound-o... jetzt

Thank you Apple News, this is for me

she does not aura farm. on the contrary, the aura gathers around her voluntarily and dutifully, out of respect.

Why couldn’t he just have stayed the weakest character on “Newsradio?”

Looking like Jeremy Bentham's mummy with those wax hands

question what’s his deal

U.S. Mutant Ninja Turtles

No dude wastrelcore is completely distinct from indie sleaze

These are really beautiful - proper Celtic nature.

movie pitch: what if the North won the Civil War

At this point I am begging literally everyone I know to come eat the plums that are in the icebox this thing is 110% plums by volume it’s plums all the way down when I open it plums fall out in a little cartoon cascade I am drowning in a sea of plums I see them in my dreams and

Attn movie freaks & Harry Dean Stanton fans (“Stans”): report to the Criterion channel for duty immediately

Inviting transphobes to my house but just to try this rare amontillado

Rogan: marmalade…that’s like jelly? Paddington: marmalade typica- Rogan: that’s what fucks me up, people and dogs having different words for things Paddington: no sir I’m a bear Rogan: we had a Dr on that said bears evolved from dogs finding mushrooms, it’s one of those things that blows my mind

counterpoint: fuck off into the sun

I always hate hearing the phrase that "trans people are the canary in the coal mine of how fascists will target you" because it implies that trans people are here to die to warn cis people that they should fight back.

anyway, i love beavers probably my favorite land animal followed by orangutans

Monkeys absolutely loving this big tall obsidian slab

absurd way to rule any country, to say nothing of one as huge and diverse as the US. whoever comes up with a novel legal-enough way to purge the court or ignore it completely will have soldiers

YouTube music algorithm was dropped on its head as a baby

My husband worked at the Union Square Whole Foods and fanci bike shops in Tribeca and Chelsea in the late 2000s and has so many stories including one about James Gandolfini

Me and the boys horking toads under the bleachers

watched a lot of "how fancy colored pencils and pastels are made" videos today and my takeaway is: let me eat the dough

Ah no,

"i want to know whats happening, though" UNIRONICALLY GO AWAY. YOU SHOULD NOT BE HERE.

Me, armchair historical linguist and Eggers enjoyer, levitating

Calendar will say anything. "You're turning 48." No I'm not. That isn't true.

Her excesses disgust me

5:30am wake-up, meditation 600am home gym, cold plunge 645am shower 700am green smoothie and egg white omelette 730am vhs mixtape of cartoons getting crushed characters getting crushed by anvils and pianos 830pm chicken and beans

Faking animal images is one of the worst indictments on our soulless, heartless, joyless society and yes I know war exists

I'm not saying anyone should but has anyone used like, pepsi syrup on pancakes or waffles? I'm very high right now and i'm just asking questions

Classic :<

Happy World Sunglasses Day

Last night was my first time ever in Carnegie Hall and there are these huge vats of Ricola cough drops in the lobby which I took handfuls of and my daughter just smiled knowingly and said “old man candy.”

Computer: Discourse, shrimp, hot