Dunk And Donuts refusing to serve alcohol at its restaurants is a manifestation of the puritanical values that dominate the Atlantic northeast

also the way they talk about your kid being trans or autistic (or both) as some kind of profound loss whereas your kid's just there and, like, *fucking happy*

i'm excited about silently saying "autism announcement" to myself followed by "[new thought or observation]" every day for the rest of my life

Dropping something is a classic gag. Whoops! Lol.

all across america MAGA guys are throwing away their tylenol and climbing into big stupid trucks to go buy store brand acetaminophen

AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT: “You have turned on the big light. Please turn the big light back off. We have small lights, lamps with shades, for your convenience. They do not make me angry like the big light does.”

autism announcement: we’re removing the top sheet from every bedding package. just the fitted sheet from now on. fuck the top sheet. you’re welcome

this one gets my repost bc it has alt text

guys please remember to have a fun and great time

Always fun to come back to the feed after a couple hours and see if I can figure out what new completely fucked thing has just happened

I may not agree with you calling for my public execution, but I will defend to the death your right to do it. I will also attack the left for criticizing you, in the hopes that that will defer your calls for my public execution.

"my kids are defective!" is the battlecry of nearly every reactionary movement

That's just my house.

look at (or listen to the alt text about) this fucking duck

30 years in prison mininmum for anyone involved in this. Disgusting. Infuriating.

david thewlis gifs

it is hilarious to me how the rendering of that statue in no way resembles the actual New College campus

the laundry yearns for the floor

The guy who plays Tim Roth's big brother in "Meantime" is Phil Daniels, who a decade later also happened to be the guy doing the talky/shouty bits on Blur's "Parklife" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4HAh9AGGJA #RockFacts

PSA: You can watch Tim Roth's second movie and Gary Oldman's second movie simultaneously, because they're the same movie: "MEANTIME" (1983, dir. Mike Leigh), which you see in full on YouTube for free https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXN2v5pkNWw

ENDLESS JOY S/T (Iron Lung) available for preorder. 10/10, out 10/10 ironlungrecords.bandcamp.com/album/endles...

This is pushing the limit of this segment but here is your non toxic masculinity post for the day

can anyone recommend a good overview of digital security/hygiene? i've used a password manager for years but think i need to take things to the next level (anonymizing usernames/emails on financial or government accounts? deleting old shit?), and i don't know where to start

My wife and i are thinking of having an adult

there is a man standing outside YOUR door right now. he's holding a medieval poleax and he's going to rip you to absolute shreds with it. please subscribe to my newsletter for more updates about the man

michael eisner is still alive? how is anyone who participated in the disney world 15th birthday extravaganza on nbc in 1986 which i watched repeatedly on homemade vhs still alive

Behold my Sonne with whom I am well pleased 🥺

Susuwatari

i refuse to pass the kawaii event horizon (use stickers that require tweezers)

have four post-its from different days telling me there is no more toilet paper in the upstairs bath? an executive could never

why do the weeks keep doing this

fascism is here and you can no longer find your favorite shows and movies on Poob. it’s not on Poob anymore.

is this the week where we find out, at a population level, that a novel virus has damaged the brain lobe that inhibits us from Gott[ing]a Hand It to Them

timeline cleanse: look at his belly and haunches

Officially the worst and weirdest time I've ever experienced in the US. Congrats kids, I can no longer talk about how post-9/11 was the stupidest time. The points have been reset but the numbers are all frozen at like 999 or -1. "2025" itself is slowly drifing from numbers, currently known as Z-A☐5.

*inventing clam chowder* Hey guys, you know those slugs that live in the rocks on the beach? We should put those in some kind of hot milk soup

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

I like to unwind after a long day at work by closing the curtains and peeling 30 boiled eggs in the darkness while listening to classical music at a traumatic volume

bug

We can share, your butt isn’t that long. I can be lumbar support

My new shirt design is a very serious PSA that I was asked to make, because apparently a lot of people don't know. roryblank.bigcartel.com

that's gary; he's harmless

Probably one of the best traits you can have as a manager is getting mortally offended by anyone asking clarifying questions. That's a form of questioning your orders and you shouldn't tolerate it. Far better to have your underlings spend 6 hours barking up the wrong tree due to your vague writing

This was how I found out

People always hope authoritarianism will breed some sort of great art but it turns out that everyone is sad and tired all the time and the most we got is the worst collection of stand up comedians in our nations history

My phone every 36 hours:

thumbs to cat ratio off the charts

Started watching Task - feel like this show would be better if it was just weird Pennsylvanians who i didnt know some tragic thing was gonna happen to, let them work at a store or restaurant or something

rediscovered this pic today 😭

The Devils by Ken Russell #filmsky #horrorsky