Hey, trumpers...this is what you voted for.

this might be the prettiest of all

Josh here from Cards Against Humanity. We teamed up with @theoatmeal.bsky.social, @shing.bsky.social, @boxbrown.bsky.social, and @effies.bsky.social to create vinyl urinal stickers so you and your neighbors can pee on the cartoon faces of asshole ICE agents. Get yours free at PeeToMeltICE.com

the artistic process

COLBERT: How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president? OBAMA: Well, you know, the bar has changed. I think you would perform significantly better than some folks we've seen. COLBERT: Is that an endorsement? OBAMA: It was not

Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die

Well it's Friday evening, what insane war thing is going to happen tonight now that the markets are closed

NASA and Mamdani are proving that Americans are desperate to see their money spent in ways they feel good about. This, however, is not the same thing as simply spending the money on things we would feel good about but never know happened. People need to be able to see it.

thanks @tommysiegel.bsky.social for this delightful practice for flesh tones. also, is butt legs?

It’s been 50 days since the Supreme Court struck down Trump’s illegal tariff taxes & he still has no plan to pay back the money he stole from American families.  When are they going to see the $1,700 he owes them? Return the money, NOW!

It’s wild how much of the solution here is just “invest in humans”

I painted the new image of Earth from Artemis!

Hopeful parents

“I asked ChatGPT”- ok well I asked the mycelium and it said to plant more trees and to tell you to return to the forest

I just want all artists to succeed and make cool shit. I want a world where all artists could just make so much art that every story can find its audience and every audience can find its story. I just want to live in a world where we can all bask in the joy of getting to make and participate in art.

A reminder that we don’t need billionaires to pay charity, we need them to pay their damn taxes. Billionaire philanthropy is PR to disguise their tax evasion. Don’t fall for it. Tax billionaires. Save our democracy. Period.

Abolish ICE is the moderate position.

I really hope that every single person who was so stupid they believed his lies about ending wars in the middle east feels so much shame and regret, they collapse into a singularity. We told you so. We fucking told you so.

if the media had any integrity — and it doesn’t anymore — they’d be pointing out on a loop that Obama made a deal with Iran, Trump cancelled it because Obama is Black, and then Trump started a war on the pretense there is no deal

Fuck Trump. Fuck the puppeteers behind him. Fuck the GOP, especially congressional Republicans and quisling Democrats, who enabled him. Fuck the people who voted for this, and fuck the media for never reporting on him realistically. Fuck them all, for they have truly fucked us and the world.

Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.

Dem leadership for generations: no you fool, you infant. It is a process. It takes time and political capital and expertise, it's- Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

Children raped and killed. American citizens shot in the street. Immigrants illegally shackled, tortured, killed. Journalists arrested. While a $300 million ballroom is constructed and a trash documentary released.

I am hearing that RFK Jr.’s minions are going to go after HPV vaccines. I’ve got problems with these people and now you’re going to hear about them, first from a personal perspective and then from a professional one. It all boils down to this: WE HAVE A SAFE VACCINE THAT PREVENTS CANCER.

Don't know what else to do today, so I inked this angry duck

It's Tetris. The answer is Tetris

most depressing billboard I have ever seen

The LAST We’re Here of the year is waiting for you! Read it: werehere.beehiiv.com

Come join me and Allie Brosh for the world premiere of My Dog: The Paradox theoatmeal.com/blog/dog_par...

40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

Evidence Piece Number 4,916 that Donald Trump is a pedophile, and that the Republican Party has gone out of their way to protect a pedophile, and should be asked “Why do you protect this pedophile?” at every opportunity

SWPC has only ever issued a handful of G4 watches, and we have now for Nov 12 due to three incoming CMEs. Storming may begin on Nov 11 with the impact of the first CME with two more close behind it. If the forecast verifies, much of the U.S. may see the aurora Tue/Wed nights.

If you see any business owners belittling SNAP recipients for accepting government money to get through tough times, maybe look them up on @propublica.org's PPP Loan Tracker to see if they got any of the $793B in bailout money (96% of which was forgiven) projects.propublica.org/coronavirus/...

no problem

Making people afraid to be affiliated with antifascism—making people afraid to be associated with groups and people that actively oppose fascism—is some bleak shit.

I think a lot about how Michelle Obama remarked on regularly being in rooms with the most powerful and wealthy people in the world and her chief takeaway was that they're just not that smart

Please stop posting AI generated videos to show how bad they are.

@vincentledvina.bsky.social in chadron nebraska

Happy 71st Birthday to Ruby Bridges, who at the age of 6 desegregated the New Orleans public schools. She’s younger than 30 senators and our last two presidents—and only 7 years older than Barack Obama. The past isn’t past.

I hate telling this story, but when tear gas is in the news... telling always feels importantm Tear gas is an abortifacient. When I was tear gassed, we were trying for a baby. The following day, I bled in a way I never have before. Like no period of my life before or since. Horror movie stuff.

All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives