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One of our 2025 Science Ambassador Scholarship winners, Polly, wrote an incredible piece on the social and environmental recovery of her hometown after the Eaton Fire. 🖤 Read it here: paulinamcconnell.substack.com/p/coming-soon

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Party Mouth with Smosh Games? Yes, please. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTyW...

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