Finally caught up on season 2 of Wednesday and holy crap do I love that show

The Burger King Kids Club would kill a modern day reactionary.

And nothing has.

Prime day is just a fundraising drive for billionaire space ships

Don't buy into prime day because this is what they do:

"I've fallen... But I'll get up!"

I hope you have a good day, James Franklin!

UNRAVELED

Unrivaled and, as it turns out, unranked

The browns, as it turns out, are still the browns

Just an excellent afternoon coming up for me following the browns blowing it

Lol Browns

fly this over State college on a banner behind an airplane

May James Franklin keep his job forever. For nothing would bring me more happiness on this day

Regurgitating this one too.

Quick! Everybody post a Penn State meme in this thread without any context!

Listen. There has never been more appropriate time to shower yourself in the glory of another's misery. Penn State deserves the dog pile

Buck up, Penn State fans. This is not even close to the worst loss in your history! History you don't know, because it predates Joe Paterno. But I know it, because I went to a school that actually educates people. In 1889 Penn State lost to lehigh, 106-0. The papers called it "the Lehigh lashing"

That God damn runway struck again!

Moral of the story: Never root against a team wearing blue and gold and has a script logo.

Guys guys guys guys guys guys Penn State Pitted.

Everybody in central pa, please tell me what the radio station say this week. I can't hear it from here. I need to know how much panic is set in

The good guys win!

The intentional safety is the 3D chess move in football. It doesn't get played much, but it's so useful in very specific circumstances. Like that one.

Wow. Just a master class in bad coaching

Oh James

He puts them in his trophy cabinet

This is it.

This is bad UCLA

Oh my God disaster

Oh my God how could you fall down

Real ones know

evergreen

Hold up I got to dig up a tweet from last week to bump because it conveys my thoughts better than anything I'll be able to reconvey here

And 2 points on top!

No no guys, you don't get it, UCLA is the BEST 0-4 team in the country. This is actually a really honorable game by Penn State.

Of course this was going to happen.

Talk to your kids about a ranked ucla

Pure joy

Of course. The only reason they can't beat ranked teams is that the runway is too short. Why didn't we think of this?

<maniacal laugh>

If you're a sick individual like me, this is the exact right time to boot up their subreddit and lurk

That might be the worst coachef 2 minutes I've ever seen. I don't even know what to think

UCLA, I beg you

It's all over Rated