Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

The Vikings QB competition will be who gets the high score on Call of Duty

Tired: the internet was a mistake Wired: network television was a mistake

Can this be a solution?

They’re absolutely killing it this week theonion.com/deadwood-now...

This is better than the movie Mannequin

A guy rammed his car through a door at Detroit’s largest synagogue and got out with a gun and was shot by security before he could massacre everyone inside. And yes all synagogues that can afford it have security. And yes it’s exactly because of situations like this that they do.

A statement from Temple Israel in West Bloomfield, Michigan:

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Miami (OH) no

OMG oh no Miami Ohio

Al's Breakfast is cracking a few eggs with today's special.

TIL the recipient of the most disrespectful dunk in history is running for governor in Oregon as a Republican.

Quickest way to kill AI is to tell Musk he's been jacking off to some dude in Kenya pretending to be a 12 year old girl from Florida

Yesterday the local Caseys had dropped the gas price down to $3.09 and now today its $3.59 😑

At no point in the tantrically orgasmic schadenfreude of watching the Russian Navy lose a maritime conflict to a country with no Navy have I thought "we should try that."

I’m sorry, the suffering is infinite and things are genuinely fucking dire, but it is truly hilarious that the nazis ran into the middle east while screaming “logistics and diplomacy are fake and gay” and now they’re trying to ask everyone else to fix the strait of hormuz because tfw no more THAADs

1) Slasher/horror especially cheesy 80s ones 2) Post-apocalyptic worlds (granted some are not corny like Mad Max) 3) Guys who've done nothing in their lives get together to save the neighborhood/family business/ski school resulting in lots of over the top hijinks (UHF is king of these)

Btw, No. 1 seed in CUSA, the Liberty fighting falwells, lost to No. 9 Missouri State yesterday

🎶Eastbound and down loaded up and truckin🎶

this rules the italian shortstop diving and acting like it’s a grounder was both hilarious and incredibly effective

Ok. Hear me out. In 326 BCE while crossing the Himalayas Alexander the Great orders a group of soldiers to capture a YETI. 🎬

They may have been the "leaders" when the boycott started, but this is a classic "you no longer control this" situation

Nekima on the Target boycott.

Bruce Springsteen benefit song called “Straits of Hormuz”

Ole Miss signed a Carmelo(w), an Iverson AND an Anthony Davis in this football recruiting class. (They also signed a safety named Nascar McCoy and, in a nicely Oxford touch, an O-lineman named Emanuel Faulkner. Perfect class.)

Team Italy beat team USA because of colorado rockies starting pitcher management. Weirdest sentence written about baseball in 10 years

Hegseth drove himself this morning, I see

This needs to be immortalized.

We should drop unsold Cybertrucks on Iran.

The only thing I find interesting about the Ted spinoff TV show is the commercial using I Wish

Ayo is so fun to watch

Kobe’s 81 wasn’t a record (except for the Lakers franchise)

Timberwolves were on a 9-0 run Los Angeles in bonus last 2:19 of 1st quarter Right now, Timberwolves lead 15-9. First to Bam wins.

SLOMO

Ant playing so much iso hero ball right now and its just ugly to watch

So close to Rudy getting a full steal on Luka but just knocked the ball away from him. Still got a good chuckle out of it but would have rather been howling in laughter

Lakers in-arena announcer. I AM HOWLING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I’d like to think this opening shooting performance is the players’ protest to this game starting at 10 central

Brilliant defensive strategy by the Wolves to have the Lakers miss all their shots

Would rather watch the Wolves game off the antenna but guess it doesnt want to pick up channel 11 tonight so Peacock it is and hope it doesnt glitch up

and he would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids

I think it’s sweet that A’ja Wilson lets her boyfriend work outside the home

Imagine scoring 83 points in an NBA game and not even being the best basketball player in your relationship

Bam had 43 FT attempts tonight against the Wizards. That’s the most ever in a NBA game. Dwight Howard had previous record. He took 39 free throws in a game twice: in 2013 against the Magic, and in 2012 against the Warriors.

Bam Adebayo checks out with 83 points, the second most ever by a player in an NBA game, having surpassed Kobe Bryant’s 81.

kobe taking a loss today is gonna fuel national sports talk for like a week