A Wednesday noon game and she's coming back. Is that why the city of Minneapolis was holding off the monthly tornado siren test this month because we need to add to the AWOOOOO?

"When we look back at the dying days of America, perhaps we’ll think of waiting in dots, surrounded by plentiful products locked away because our bosses fear and loathe us so much they have forgotten how selling things works."

I love that UHF is on Tubi because may the gods, old and new, bless a streaming service that's free and doesnt require you to make an account to watch stuff on it

Today is the 37th anniversary of the theatrical release of UHF, and to celebrate, we’re announcing the release of John Du Prez’s wonderful score from the movie, available now for the very first time. Info and pre-orders at weirdal.com!

The MPR Raccoon scaled a 25-story skyscraper eight years ago, paving the way for other viral varmints.

When you need to get people to think differently of your campaign

Lmao. There are forests in the US similar to what's burning in Canada. There is no possible way for a logging truck to get to the spots necessary. This is just such east coast "I have never experienced what land is" bullshit.

Bryson DeChambeau is definitely the name of a Happy Gilmore villain.

Great video from Jaylen Clark over on his personal YouTube. He broke down his pay stubs, taxing, and some more in depth details surrounding how money flows for the players in the NBA. Interesting stuff.

I've written about soccer and #MNUFC for years. I've been truly blessed by the amount of support I've received in the past from all of you. Today, I'm taking a frightening step, and going out on my own.

well, I never expected to be published in a Stanford journal, but the McKnight Foundation asked me write my thesis to the philanthropic world after the MN ICE surge: when there is an emergency, just... give money to people on the ground doing the actual work. as fast as possible. radical, I know.

This is WAY better than that AI slop version of The Odyssey

LMAO Yankees

lol imagine being a spanish fan tonight staying up all night to party, flying back home tomorrow, and then having to go back into the office 2-3 weeks from now

Fox audio guys hitting all the buttons to drown out any boos

Only six weeks away before we hit week zero of the college football season

This World Cup has taught my children to viscerally hate Argentina, a valuable life skill.

Messi clearly caught looking ahead to Chicago on Wednesday.

Thinking about how much Roger Goodell would’ve fined Torres for kicking the flag.

Spain winning would make Ricky Rubio happy, & that would make me happy too

Spain 1-0 Argentina 106'- Ferran Torres

VAR that FIFA

Cabo Verde would have scored by now

Poor bastard’s starving

Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan

(finger to ear) sorry I'm hearing it's VARgentina

0.00000 xG in the second half for Argentina

I don’t think you need a reason to red card Enzo, it’s a good idea anytime

Play tight defense and hope for goalkeeping heroics? Cape Verde provided the blueprint.

wow at this incredible deal

I'm watching in germany. The German commentators kept quiet for nearly the whole thing until suddenly the shot widened and we just hear with a German accent, "Oh, Miss Piggy"

A Swiss-headquartered international organization hired an Englishman to plan a halftime show featuring performers from Korea, Canada and Colombia for a soccer game between Spain and Argentina Here’s what that tells us about American sports

*spins wheel* The Muppets will open for *spins wheel* BTS, who will segue to *spins wheel* Ted Lasso

I don't appreciate them getting the Muppets involved and preventing me from hating this thing as much as I want to.

Bring back Bad Bunny.

They should have just brought Wu-Tang Clan out again honestly.

The two greatest drummers ever, Meg White and Animal

LET THE MUPPETS PLAY IN THE GAME

They had Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem the whole time and opened with Madonna? SMH

Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂

Maybe the real World Cup was the hydration breaks we had along the way.

England is about to park the bus, a Twins comeback is inevitable

there’s my president rooting for his future home argentina

Pausa de hidratacion

Paris, Rome, Tokyo, Pontiac Michigan. RIP Silverdome

[guy who’s only watched yesterday’s game] why is nobody scoring

Bar I’m at in Saint Paul is booing the president’s every appearance on the broadcast.

Now that was a cool end to the British