Like I always tell my friends, “That’s not Keith David.”

Fit check

Tis the season of affordability

More like Large Hardon Collider amirite fellas?!

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(interviewing Dave Dombrowski in a very high voice) Why so many American white guys in the Phillies lineup? It seems other teams (very deep voice) aren’t doing that

THE Mancow @murderxbryan.bsky.social ??? Say it is so

Noooooooo!

Your Wordle streak should not reset if you forget to play over the weekend because you’re busy living your life.

Bro I don’t care about the Seahawks offense or Sam Darnold. Just make Rivers all time QB plz

A Christmas Story is a Christmas movie

Mahomes threw that ball like he was trying to make sure his teammates didn't have anything to do except honor their buddies on January 6

Desperately trying not to know about Mack Hollins’ politics

House of Gucci is a Christmas movie.

Completely forgot lil Anakin is in Jingle All the Way lol

$579/$5000 as of right now!

real dark ron popeil infomercial

Let’s have a weekend, friends.

those people … are parents

Been waiting a while for this.

why am i still playing this

lol www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UvLHp5/

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A gold-plated age is right around the corner.

You knew he was coming home 📠

Sweat pants and hoodie to sleep Shirts tshirt for breakfast through afternoon Sweat pants and hoodie to sleep Friggin Htine

Refuses to trim his sideburns.

i don't think that they should put indiana in the playoff

I will become the most insufferable man on Earth.

LFG

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Just need Blockbuster to buy Netflix now

Not weighing in on the policy here, but all I want is an EV modeled on God’s most perfect car: The 1986 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme.

Ellen Swallow Richards was born #OTD in 1842--she was an industrial & safety engineer and environmental chemist. She was also the: - 1st female student at MIT - 1st female grad of MIT - 1st American woman to obtain a degree in chemistry 🧪 - 1st female instructor at MIT #firsts #WomenInSTEM

“We need leaders that can use good words and such things.”

Watching the Failure doc. Agaaaaaaaiiiiinnnn

If you wanna know how bad the flu strain is this year, I haven’t charged my iPhone 15 since Wednesday.

Chat, is it good when your oven breaks on Thanksgiving morning?

Best Christmas ad yet! Knocks John Lewis into a cocked hat.

🎶 I was at the club one night ONE NIIIGHT That’s when I saw some hype, She looked kinda throwed to me SHE LOOKED KINDA THROWED YEAAAH She was all up in my grill MY GRIIILLL So I showed her my big daddy steel I’m just a dog don’t blame me A DOG DONT BLAAAME MEEEE YEEEAAHHHH 🎶

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