Does anybody know someone at AirBnB? I'm trying to get my account back.

These mercenaries make money solely by brutalizing, terrorizing, kidnapping, and torturing members of your community. And it's your tax money they are putting in their pockets. ICE cannot be reformed. Every single person associated with the agency is there for the express purpose of doing evil.

What it makes you, is a piece of shit.

my brother & his partner are telling me an insane story about this local deity called "st. rat" which is apparently a mosaic relief put up by some queers in seattle. the city kept trying to paint over it, but people would repeatedly just use acetone and remove the paint until the city gave up

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

This is what happens when you leave your raccoon in the sun too long.

new metaphor just dropped

I think I'm going to covert to Jehova's Witness, but just the part where I don't have to deal with celebrating holidays.

obligatory

I love how Faulkner will spend an entire chapter using the most flowery language imaginable to tell the story of a man's torrid love affair with a cow.

Hell yeah! I'm gonna lose so many fingers this weekend. It's gonna be awesome.

In addition to the heat, humidity levels are supposed to be up to around 75%-80%. Autumn cannot come soon enough.

"My name is Slammer and I'm here to kill us."

Peter Parker should have to molt like other spiders.

John Hinckley Jr. in 1981

All of Benn Jordan's are fantastic, but this one especially is worth watching. youtu.be/4FZy1lBNykA?...

What if we just put all the tech bros and all the finance bros on a giant barge and made and made them fight to the death?

And they say art is dead...

who would you rather fight? 1 matt yglesias-sized duck or 20 duck-sized matt yglesiases???

Last year's squeaky tanks are starting to look a lot less pathetic in comparison.

Artistry on this level is hard to replicate

He's too damn wholesome. Nobody should be this lovable.

The right: actual demons are persecuting us, we need to impregnate as many teenage girls as we can about this demonic threat Normal people: what the fuck Centrist dems: give us between $5 and $50 to find the middle position between you and my esteemed colleague on the other side of the aisle.

Do I *have* to love Snake Hands Jim?

I was shitty before enshitification was even a thing

nobody hates winning more than the democratic establishment lmaoooooo pathetic

Oh no! The cowards who give the opposition everything they want as a starting point to negotiations have declared war on the left. Whatever will we do?

My cat, the second everyone goes to bed

"It is against the law to keep alcohol out of the hands of youth! Supply alcohol to minors."

Absolutely No One Should Go Without Food…. “Food isn’t a human right.” Holy crap, then why did we even bother developing agriculture and civilization? Are we really making enough food for everyone just to let some people starve?”

Just gonna say that I don’t think I’d enjoy the movie more if Woody was a middle-aged man living in a young child’s bedroom. I think that would be a “bad artistic decision” on the part of Pixar studios

I can't believe they got Marc Andreessen to play Drill Man in the upcoming Mega Man movie.

Housebroken - Great with kids and adults - Thrice-divorced - Masters in English Literature - Marxist - Loves to cuddle - Enjoys a cold fresh-hop, West Coast IPA nightly

They aren't building data centers to solve the world's problems, they are building them with the hope of consolidating all the world's wealth in their hands.

Am I an underpaid restaurant worker? Cause I am bussin'. That's my cringy dad joke for you all. Happy father's day

Yet another impossible beauty standard

Everything is so bleak in the U.S., let's take a look at what's going on across the pond instead. Maybe things are better there... oh dear god.

Happy Father’s Day

Happy father's day! Now go kill your gods and masters.

That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools

I think a lot of people will be put off by what he says in this video, but I believe it's worth watching. youtu.be/mPJ7rH-42Kw?...

Cory Booker and Ezra Klein both being in Peter Thiel's little club is just *chef's kiss* Remember: It's a big club and you ain't in it.

I consider myself a world class Ayn Rand hater. But do I hate her enough to watch a 5 hour video about how much she sucks? Yeah, probably.