fellow millennials, let's take a second to appreciate how great it feels to be in the prime marketing demographic catered to by all of the culture. I get now why boomers wanted it to last forever

Bat Dog Clearly Pregnant

This is the point in Sim City where you’re like well I’m fucked

Someone just sent me this photo from Chicago, unbelieveable

Shout out to Microsoft Outlook, you absolutely broken piece of shit!

We‘re one executive order away from a chocolate fountain.

Brother what the fuck are we doing here

In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW

Love that the only options to update my car's head unit software are to pay the dealer $120 to do it or download files with a weird extension from a Google drive folder I found linked to a reddit post from 2023.

Back in my day, we had little coins called pennies. "Give me five pennies for a nickel," we'd say. On one side was a picture of Abe Lincoln and on the other side was another, smaller, picture of Lincoln.

🎶 juggalo soldier gamestop shoppa' there was a juggalo soldier in the mall of america

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

Mr Hands: An American hero

Laughing hysterically at this dumbass AI Instagram ad for some football coach game that I’m sure is terrible.

This, but unironically.

I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...

These are simply the dumbest people of all time.

wu-tang clan deserves some credit

i have good news x.com/FreddyLA7/st...

*USDA TO TRIAL IVERMECTIN IN FEED TO CONTROL SCREWWORM IN WILD

I thought people were kidding, turns out Elon really did axe the screwworm containment program back in March 25. fucking imbecile www.agri-pulse.com/articles/226...

Fire Yzerman

“DO NOT, MY FRIENDS, BECOME ADDICTED TO WATTO. HE WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU, AND YOU WILL RESENT HIS ABSENCE”

One of my strongest takeaways from the Bee this week is that it was a showcase for why critical thinking matters more than ever. So much of what the kids do up there isn’t rote memorization—it’s using their insane prep to solve words like puzzles (using etymology, patterns) in real time.

As a former B- high school French student, I really love this video of Montreal Victoire forward Laura Stacey battling through an interview with French-language TV

instead of watching eurovision you should be watching the PWHL playoffs which is gayer, more violent and has better music www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI7K...

guy who is mad at Nolan’s Odyssey because it depicts the sea as blue instead of wine-dark

33 years ago today, Krusty the Clown was forced to replace Itchy & Scratchy with Worker & Parasite. “Krusty Gets Kancelled” first aired on May 13, 1993.

*holds up Arby’s sandwich* Please. Horsie my meats.

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Generational tweet that might even spawn a school of architecture.

I never cease to be amused by how this app has a community that hates the staff and a staff that hates the community and both sides are completely open about it this isn’t a retirement home it’s a Waffle House

Wake up baby, mulch is on sale for 2 bucks a bag at home depot

Exactly one year ago today:

It’s pure nepotism. A guy’s mom tries to sell him for some pills and you think he can do deals too?

One of JD Vance's only sincere motivations is desire for an aloof father figure to tell him he did good, so converting to Catholicism is lowkey one of the most psychologically disastrous decisions he's ever made

Gamers Nexus video ca 2021: proper thermal paste application, does it matter? Gamers Nexus video 2026: the fires of California will be quenched with the warm blood of the executive class