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Generational tweet that might even spawn a school of architecture.

I never cease to be amused by how this app has a community that hates the staff and a staff that hates the community and both sides are completely open about it this isn’t a retirement home it’s a Waffle House

Wake up baby, mulch is on sale for 2 bucks a bag at home depot

Exactly one year ago today:

It’s pure nepotism. A guy’s mom tries to sell him for some pills and you think he can do deals too?

One of JD Vance's only sincere motivations is desire for an aloof father figure to tell him he did good, so converting to Catholicism is lowkey one of the most psychologically disastrous decisions he's ever made

Gamers Nexus video ca 2021: proper thermal paste application, does it matter? Gamers Nexus video 2026: the fires of California will be quenched with the warm blood of the executive class

Kash Patel created his XVIDEOS attack on January 6th I almost had a heart attack I thought it said 2021

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

Official statement re: Dan Bongino

It me. theonion.com/man-says-fuc...

I heard there was a secret cord You plug it in and you meet the Lord But you never care for OSHA do ya

Hilary Knight 🤯

oh my god

"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

ChatGPT: you’re so right, Leto Atreides II. Merging with a worm would give you unconscionable power that you, alone, could wield — you, alone, could be trusted with. You wouldn’t be committing a genocide. You would be saving humanity

what if kash patel finds nancy guthrie at a NHL game

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

"omg did you see Rotta the Hutt? He's Jabba's son and he is going to fight the Mandalorian and Gr-" You bolt awake in the hills of Burbank. It is 1976 AD. You are Marcia Lucas, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Star Wars must match George's original vision

www.edmunds.com/industry/pre... Jesus

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

Shut the fuck up the Sesame Street pinball number video is on

thought of a thing

they need to import this to the Stanley Cup playoffs, watching hockey players be handed stuffed animals while they seethe is the new funniest thing in the world

JACK HUGHES 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 rode the rollercoaster to end regulation, gets the golden goal

recently watched an episode of Star Trek TNG with the Duras sisters, so I'm reposting this thing I drew in 2022

put it in the Louvre

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

normies: more Olympic hockey overtime!!!! so exciting hockey fans: once again we are subjected to The Great Travesty

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/

Shit youtu.be/HJhcRjCjhsY?...

how did they fail to include this in heated rivalry

"disguise yourself as a giant stand of grass at the superbowl" is just a Hitman level