I can’t stop laughing at this

Man what the hell these are high schoolers

Liam Coen looks like he's at the funeral for somebody who died in a dirt bike accident

the pope’s watching bears-pack right?

How is Hegseth so fucking bad at working out? I have a theory: he is unable to accept any critique of his form or technique, so he keeps doing things wrong over and over while congratulating himself for doing “hard things.” Incredibly weak mentality.

A touching tribute to Mike F

This guy here is dead 👇

NHL teams have to stop wearing home helmets with white jerseys. This is the National Hockey League, not Tuesday night beer league.

"I think we're still on the air Tim" "... No we're not, are we?" 😭😭😭

*walking in a winter wonderland* ME: where's bluebird? BIRD: gone ME: w... who are you? *bird looks around shiftily* BIRD: I'm new bird

I think about this tweet every day

I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

Got a holiday gathering coming up? Let me and Adam set the mood! We made our own #StarTrek Yule Log video! Take a pic and share it if you do! youtu.be/YoV3c5IuAVE?...

English is such a beautiful language

Sean Duffy is seriously a fucking idiot.

hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it

ME: Jesus christ. The Chicken Man? When was this? BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

not sure how I've never seen this before, but damn it's brilliant

a movie so sharp and funny that it basically killed the musical biopic for a decade

women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.

This is the funniest possible image to be an alt text scold about

Brett Favre? The sex criminal and also normal criminal?

Who is making these.

saying "capitalism is good, capitalism is right, capitalism works" as they set fire to me inside the wicker man

Chewbacca watching Kylo Ren kill Han Solo: holy shit my dog's puppy just killed my dog

Imagine the Illusive Man from Mass Effect saying this

This is the kind of cultural touchstone we lost when we moved away from 22-episode seasons and into prestige TV

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!” Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

👏 quit 👏 putting 👏 Jared 👏 Leto 👏 in 👏 movies 👏

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

lmao called it

PLEASE LET NOCLIP DOCUMENT THIS ABSOLUTELY DOGSHIT IDEA

this is ART

Arr, I hate the sea and everything in it.

Higher concentration of white people with tattoos: Biker rally or Renaissance festival?

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

I'm so sorry for this. I should never have done this

After discussion with @soundingline.bsky.social and @keithpille.bsky.social I have come up with something important for dudes

[Me walking to the bathroom at work, desperately hoping no one realizes I have sharted in my underwear]

Can I tell you about somebody else who did nothing for three days