We're half a decade into studies finding that improving airflow in classrooms will reduce disease transmission enormously, and that bleaching surfaces etc. does very little. And yet nothing changes. Waves of flu and colds wash over schools, and the schools pretend it's an act of God.

“Donald Trump blew Bill Clinton” is the new “JD Vance fucks his couch” in that, who cares if it’s true; let’s have fun with it.

In the Nintendo Switch version of Super Mario Galaxy (but not Super Mario Galaxy 2), Mario and Luigi's right hands have been moved away and stored separately from their models for an unknown reason. It is theorized that this is somehow an attempt at optimization.

Can't believe the terrible person who was terrible at everything he ever tried also turned out to be a terrible president. Who coulda seen that one coming?

It is journalistic malpractice to be within a city block of Vance and not read him this tweet through a bullhorn

FIVE HUNDRED MEN SACKED FOR REFUSING TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE

BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike. Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year. Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.

Since we continue to head into the darkest timeline, let me give a tiny bit of light. If you are losing your insurance due to the fuckery in Washington, GoodRx can sometimes help meet or beat the prices offered by your insurance provider. It ain't much, but I hope it helps someone. www.goodrx.com

Yep ... works for everything. homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f...

In Super Mario Galaxy 2, the Wigglers on the Tall Trunk Galaxy slide are special slide-only Wigglers that literally cannot exist outside of it. If one of them is allowed to make it all the way up the slide, he will lose his head and become a singularity.

I’m gonna do this but with Rent

lol she got his ass and he knows it

ska at the hospital. skaspital. the doctor coats are checkered

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By changing only a single byte in the code of Mario Paint, the music composer will not stop at the end of the song and instead continue to play the entire contents of the console's memory as music.

Folks — this is not a normal government shutdown. Let me explain the stakes and how we got here.

if I haven't been fucking around, then why do I keep finding out

We’re at peak greed when the president brags about 24k gold décor for the White House while cutting commissaries, healthcare, and social nets. A palace of glitter for him, an empty pantry and hospital bill for you.

“The Democrats own this shutdown!” I say directly into camera four, as camera three holds tight on my index finger hovering above a big red button reading SHUTDOWN

A new complaint from ACLU and other human rights groups details how the warden at a Lousiana ICE facility created an unofficial “work program” of manual labor and sexual humiliation for trans men at the facility. This is very hard to read. rfkhumanrights.org/wp-content/u...

I was thinking about this in relation to the faculty and staff being fired at universities and colleges and schools nationwide, but Mekka raises the real point--within the public sphere, your commentators? The people being shown up for are white men.

i love you - #art #queerjoy

doodled a fennec fox girl cus I couldn’t resist

The president just blocked the exposure of a pedophile ring bc he was a part of it

Prepare to meet god asshole

happy death to america day to those who celebrate

That time of year again.

horsegiirl pointed at me in fursuit when she played little white pony, i can die happily now

This bill is a true nightmare - ICE given endless resources to kidnap and imprison, guts Medicaid, thousands of deaths, destroys green energy - call your senator right now and tell them you do not want this bill, ESPECIALLY if they’re a Republican. Senate switchboard - (202) 224-3121

these are concentration camps and there’s no way around it

it is genuinely incredible that zohran's campaign completely annihilated the democratic commentariat and party cadre mainstreaming of the idea that you need to concede palestine and trans rights to the zionists and republicans to 'gather votes'. lmfaoooo

Sometimes I don’t understand how Jim Henson ever sold his absolutely wild ideas to colleagues and gatekeepers alike, but then I look at a picture of him and am like “yes, I also would have done whatever he told me to do.”

unrestrained summer fun

Damn western civilization sounds weak af

It’s incredible the kind of campaign someone can run when they’re not over 60

a lot of discourse is just “why don’t you hate yourself like i hate myself”

“I really believed when Trump said on the campaign trail-“ But how? How could you possibly have done that? Do you think maybe you should take a break from weighing in on things? Is it possible you’re, I don’t know, a fucking idiot?

this is the most one-sided two-option poll i can remember seeing. you could probably get 10 percent of americans to respond that installing your air conditioner backwards so that cold air blows outside will fix the environment

It is EE-Rahn, not eye-ran. I can’t believe after 20 years we have to have this conversation again. I am not going to crash out about how pronouncing names is a basic form of respect but I hate hearing Eye-ran so much.

Marriage equality isn't achieved until disabled people can marry without losing their benefits.

Tariffs. Stock market down. Medicaid slashed Secret police throwing anyone who looks Latino in unmarked vans. National guard and marines deployed in LA. No end to the wars in Gaza or Ukraine Bombing Iran This is the worst first six months of any presidential term in my lifetime.

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

#madleen #flotilla #gaza #greta

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yes, well. we are americans and we consider infighting possibly the most important praxis of all