Imagine killing a goblin in self defence. Imagine the rush

Two in the chest, one in the head. The goblin is down. You are a perfect warrior

They are trying to destroy my gnome ass for frolicking in the woods for mushies.

Stop laughing at me, I'm an alphamale

The American squeam

Girls deserve to teleport

Art by • Paul Alexander

The death dealer ate me out. One would assume he is not a generous lover, this is not true.

Elf Gallows located at Abandoned Kfc

My dark jester techniques

The way people say compute instead of computational power just sounds dumb to my ears.

Daft Punk - Get Lucky Willi Carlisle - Your Heart's A Big Tent Louis Armstrong - What A Wonderful World Traditional - John Brown's Body MF DOOM - Rap Snitches Townes Van Zandt - Pancho and Lefty John Prince - Angel From Montgomery Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit

Imagine your doctor’s name was Evil Cunt

Give me the ship goo. I can be trusted with the ship goo

My homunculus just attempted to kill me, but thankfully I had my vintage ww1 trench mace on me so I was able to beat it to death before it could steal my innards.

Superhuman Safety Squad #4 [2/2]

Superhuman Safety Squad #4 [1/2]

Level Zeta III in my OD&D dungeon www.imaginaryhistory.org/scribblesand...

Will you breed Yoda like a little green fleshlight? Or will you let Yoda mount you and conquer you like a difficult hill? One of these is the path to the dark side. But you must get into his Corvette to find out

It's nice to know my friends think about me when they see strange cum.

#deathstranding2 @evilgoblin.wedding

Both the shirt and the ad are real

You can’t spell “petrostate” without “prostate.” This is a stupid thing to say that I just made up. But it’s also a powerful idea that just might get us out of this mess.

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

Glad Han shot this guy. He's very evil and very nasty.

When I was a young boy I liked the triceratops the most because of his large frame and strength of character

LAWYER: The shooter shared your post: “Bugs Bunny is a two-pump chump. I’d show Lola how to smash ‘Animal Style!’” What did you mean by that? ME: That Bugs Bunny cums fast. LAWYER: He lacks sexual prowess? ME: Yes. LAWYER: Did you consider that posting something this inflammatory might be dangerous?

Uncle usurped by powerful nephew

The assassination attempt is fake. All physical existence is an illusion. Māyā, as the Hindus call it.

Long Rest Acrylic on wood This piece will be with me at Dragon Con later this year!

I was walking down the street in corpsepaint and a gal looked over her shoulder saw me, jumped and said oh my god. Lol

I'm at a party wearing platform heels that make me 6'10" and there is a 5'10" gal dressed up like Baiken from guilty gear who feels intimidated by me.

unmaksed

(punching a meek guy in the stomach) inherit this!

Pinkertons 😔

One time on Tumblr I saw people talking about the gwar tiny desk concert and there was someone in the notes complaining about how they woke up in the morning and saw their brother in law before their morning coffee or something.

Yeah it's jlopping

Mutuals, I'm feeling like making something small and fun. I want to make some postcards and include a little dungeon on each one. If you are interested in one of those sound off below.

President Superpussy

HEGEL, leaping across the rooftops of Jena: the WELTGEIST should be somewhere around here. If I hold down R3 my Dialectic Method I'll be able to track it down

Mutuals, I'm feeling like making something small and fun. I want to make some postcards and include a little dungeon on each one. If you are interested in one of those sound off below.

Children across the world pause, transfixed by the power of the flute.

I introduced my mom to a friend of mine because she wanted to call and check in with me while I was at her house and within 5 minutes my mom had made an open invitation for her to come up and visit my parents with me.

Geolocation Challenge, expert level.

the warlock familiars

*Thickest kiwi accent you have ever heard* my penis was degloved

I guess I'll call again. What other option do I have I just want my money back.

The website does work so I email them, they can't do anything over email so I gotta call, the call picks up but no one's there, I go in person because no call, the person tells me to use the app, the app doesn't work.

The app doesn't work