discussion with the editor

#5 Dad Can Hurt You With His Apple Think dad can smash not the shell because his HANDS have business with the APPLE? You should think of it again. Dad can hurt you with his apple in the air. Get apple back crack and its PROBLEMS to your life. You died. So you CAN always stay alert of dad's apple!

I’m bored… maybe I’ll go destroy a planet

Just learned on of my favorite guys from one of my favorite music videos also played dracula in dracula flow. God Bless the acting of John Davis Walker

The world's biggest dungeon. 25↑↑↑25 rooms, in a perfect square each room connected to each other by a 15' hallway on north south east and west. In each room is a single orc.

Proud Member of The Spirit Halloween Space Program

I think in order to revitalized interest in trains, we need to make sure they are all electrified but still have a water tank and heater system in order to make big plumes of steam.

At what point does a ship of Theseus band stop being weird and start being cool. Like the modern Village People, decidedly uncool. But if it's 2977 and some guy says for the past one thousand years an elite group known as the village people have watched over these lands, kind of cool.

I am thinking of ascending past mortality and then just using my limitless time to argue online forever

look at my perfect baby

So last night a homeless man approached me on the train and started talking about starting a white nationalist street gang and how he doesn't like to but sometimes he has to fight and kill people. A one point before he went down that topic he pondered if conan the barbarian was Kazakhstani.

Hey I want to clear up some misconceptions about me and my work. There is a rumor going around that my pussy is abnormal. If you are reading my work and find yourself thinking this was written by a woman with a strange pussy please know that is not true. Scientist tested it and it was super normal.

I've been noticing how much looser my pants have been since my contract wasn't renewed at my last place and all I've been able to think about today really are the lines from hallelujah I'm a bum Well I don't like work, and work don't like me Maybe that's why I am so damn hungry.

*pronounced as if it was German* swag

Gungan Bloatum

getting a steampunk womb tattoo so everyone knows not to put a baby in there

Surely all of human experience can be replicated as clockwork. The signifier is the experience is it not? So if you make someone shiver while listening to music it must have really moved them, even if you just cranked the cooling.

they should make a depressed president, they should make a president who's gonna do it

closing my eyes and imagining all the worlds penises revolving around me

My friends and I got together and we had a two by four that we would just smack each other with and that was how we payed for everything back then.

Master Chief has given a lethal injection to theOafishGamer

I am renovating my apartment to include a wet chain room.

Wizards Of The Coast and The United States Department of State Announce Magic: The Gathering: Universes Beyond: 9/11 and The War on Terror

Drew a skeleton 💀

Got a review of the door in murex canyon by Mr. Mann or blue mountain. Really cool insight into this in play and it was interesting seeing the cairn 2e barebones butting up against the laser rifles. bluemountain.bearblog.dev/murex-canyon...

Marvel should create a superhero that gets really strong whenever he smokes cigarettes and jacks off and he should kill Captain America with his jacking off hand.

I care deeply about the plight of young men in our society. Every day they are bombarded with messages that can really mess them up. For example look at how many of them think it's ok to have a mullet.

My large orc and or orgre husband picks me up and throws me like a football every day

It's insane how many guys are like yeah I'm a real freakazoid pervert. I even think it's hot when a skinny woman wears an all black outfit.

Someone from the Mandela effect universe: I could have sworn it was Epstain

It was wild to realize talking on this that I've released 5 new adventures so far this year. It was great to discuss this all.

Marge

*Huey Lewis and the News voice* The Power of Lunch

Neighbors said that kicking my ass is part of their religion, so I guess I have to respect it.

The Military Agrarian Complex

As far as I'm concerned all public reading is performative, oh look at me I can read with a slight back round hum of conversation.

Jon Davis, 32' tall man pig

encountered a 32 foot tall man pig

Greetings, Child Killer. I assume you have come here because of my son.

Well doctor's orders, now I have to drink the evil goo

studying up on emotional maturity. learning a lot...

RIP

Oh hey, Ryan is live with @evilgoblin.wedding to talk all sorts of stuff, including their newest release THE DOOR IN MUREX CANYON go here 👇 twitch.tv/weeklyscroll

videogames are *so* art they have attained the cultural position of being primarily an instrument of financial speculation for the already-wealthy

Clearing out space on my limited RPG shelf. Based in the USA for shipping purposes. All of these are essentially brand new - Hull Breach for mothership - X-Crawl Classics - Dungeon Denizen (DCC version) - Ryuutama - Mano Sinistra (with custom latin suited deck) DM me for more info #ttrpg #osr

"There is an eternal salmon in this pond, who was granted immortality by Ursina so she could have a snack after she wakes. She scooped him out of the river nearby and placed him in the pond. He is always in heat and wants nothing more than to be a father..." gourd-dwarf.bearblog.dev/bear-man-of-...

Tapping into a terrible primordial energy known as the gleen

Clearing out space on my limited RPG shelf. Based in the USA for shipping purposes. All of these are essentially brand new - Hull Breach for mothership - X-Crawl Classics - Dungeon Denizen (DCC version) - Ryuutama - Mano Sinistra (with custom latin suited deck) DM me for more info #ttrpg #osr