It's also more like a double pendulum than it is a movie.

I have been doing a lot of RPG work that will never see the light of day as of late. I am now thinking about that time me and a bunch of people made a hundreds of pages long multidimensional hex crawl and then put it up online for free. eastlake-choir.itch.io/the-song-of-...

Hey does anyone have some good books on the history of the rise of the Mughal empire? I want to read a few books to make an RPG setting for home games.

Found Family Annihilator

I am getting reports that Kier Starmer has been torn limb from by a pack of trained hounds. I personally abhor this archaic practice of the UK, but I have no choice but to respect their customs.

Buying a giant novelty gummy worm and putting it through a glory hole to see what happens.

There are a bunch of terrible 19 year old code cretins on the train with me and one was talking about how he made a bot that would find online drug advertisement and report them to the cops. We need to purge silicone valley.

I'm not trying to be cruel. In fact, it comes naturally to me.

Tronch Grankem PHD in Pervert Studies

never shoulda done those quests for Holepix

Many people think it's like tube biscuits but it's actually more like sourdough.

Showed this to my roommate and he asked why an army guy had long hair. I explained that it wasn't long hair he just had the stupid thick neck.

Mask https://clevelandart.org/art/1943.385

heads up

Bullshit Jobs

Ladies, don't you just hate it when this happens?

I'm actually gen x on both my parents side.

Centuarean Superkush

I THREW OUT MY MATTRESS. A MAN WHO SLEEPS HORIZONTAL IS REHEARSING FOR THE COFFIN. I NOW SLEEP STANDING IN THE CORNER LIKE A RAKE. MY SLEEP RING SAYS I GOT ZERO HOURS. THE RING HAS NEVER HEARD THE FRIDGE THINKING AT 4AM. I HAVE. IT IS PLANNING SOMETHING. I HAVE NOT BLINKED SINCE THURSDAY

Seeing someone use evil hate magic on a goblin: let the wretched creature be! He knows not what he does! Seeing someone use evil hate magic on a beautiful elf prince: lmao bring him low! The fool should live as a beast!

The more a game designer makes a big deal about their chops, the more likely their game will be like "roll a d6: on an even roll, you get to talk, on an odd roll the other guys does (smile)"

I do not want to know what the fuck "glonzo" means and if you try to tell me I am going to attack you like a wild dog

rogue ai

What's your least favorite laggard behavior? Mine is how much they tarry

Yo I just got these as a gift! Massive thanks to @theweeklyscroll.com

Mario Kart World Mario Kart 64 Mario Kart Sunshine

Ellen DeGeneres has engaged an orc in combat.

REPO MAN (1984)

everyone talks about a depthcrawl but never about a girthcrawl smh

Please for the love of God I'm desperate. Have some.

Phlebotomist love me for my vascular and palid nature.

Update on my milk study. I can stop drinking skim and and I can start drinking whole milk instead.

I'm waiting for an elevator in a parking structure and it smells like dog shampoo.

*pointing at the ocean* that's God's toilet, he poops in there and sometimes you can see it fall from heaven.

Loosing to a hobbit in a competitive eating contest and then coming back 4 hours later with a shotgun.

I took a swing from my mysterious amphora 🏺

A shit ton of porn bots have been liking this post.

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The Giant Dodecahedron has been invited to Pride

Invincible rat

On my tombstone chisel my motto: Si me laborare coges, te interficiam.

Queering the hit and run

Electric Bostonland

A lot of men have power fantasies that involve violence, like standing their ground or going Platner mode on an intruder. For me, its eating so much at a buffet that they go out of business

i'm fine with people choosing bicycles as a primary mode of transportation. in fact, there are lots of benefits to doing so. all i'd ask is that they run a gas generator or something for a couple hours a day to fulfill their commitment to the carbon footprint

Breaded pork cutlet sandwich! Served with stir fries cauliflower, a spicy mayo and pickles

My stupid chungus sandwich

#outdoors #foodie #patio #bistro #foodsky Reservations for 1 Salad: Strawberry poppyseed salad dusted with Parmesano-Reggiano Baguette: Tomato Basil roasted chicken with goats cheese grilled with olive oil