just had to chase a grinch off my lawn in fucking january. it was picking pinecones off my tree to eat. that's not a christmas decoration, dumbass. you're eating a normal january tree

Can you see it? Their Burning Eyes?

It's time for me to unleash my strange oceanic powers.

An old series of drawings (from 2018!) that I'm still fond of

The Sacramento light rail system has an ad telling you to stay connected by following them on social media, like linked in.

Bathtub review: see how the water is color coded so you can tell what's aquatic and what's not? That's good layout. You wouldn't even be able to need how to read to understand this.

My biggest problems with dogs is that they are publicly happy. They should be miserable and praying to their protestant God that everyone in their life who has ever wrong them gets diseases like normal people do. Instead they bark.

They are covering me in grease and sliding me down the train car while everyone cheers!

Classics of sayings: L the M to make the Slime to Smile

Yeah basically the wizard's curse entirely derailed my life but I slew him in battle so it all worked out in the end.

Isn't it wild how the clueless white guy who ordered in perfect chinese also sometimes uploads gay softcore massage porn to youtube.

My mind wanders once more to mi teleférico

we're live gamers

do you think you could score 30 points in an nba or wnba game if you were allowed to see a map of the basketball court beforehand

Short and simple review of The Door in Murex Canyon. I'm honestly just happy that someone got the rate random chance of also being unknowingly trapped in time stasis for thousands of years.

A Manticore.

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The gelg....

If only I had known how correct I would become.

No goon cave for me, no sir. I've got one of these

One time I bullied D Fox so hard that he did a branded learning experience about how he was getting rid of the cum lore. Those were different times, much funnier times.

This dude is straight up drinking a potion on the train. It's a plastic water bottle but it's full of bright green shit and white fog, it popped open.

I haven't figured out how yet but I want you to keep in mind this is about me.

And that’s a guarantee!

It brings me no shame to admit it, but I tunched it.

I like this performance, the percussive dancing makes it feel really electric to me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi6E...

The Boot-Leather Tower http://kokoelmat.fng.fi/app?si=A+III+1924%3A102

Honestly a really solid little book. I am typically not the sort of person to advocate for buying a book based on pictures alone and thankfully I don't have to because the written material is just as fun and evocative.

The NBC audio messed up and Mevis sounded like Boomhauer for a little bit.

Demanding every sign I see be written in the futhorc despite my inability to read it.

I can't believe the omelas kid did all that. Wow.

"but sewiouswy, god IS dead" overhead conversation between children

*Peers over to see someone playing an ascii crpg* G The Goblin misses you The Goblin misses you The Goblin misses you The Goblin has resigned to yearn silently for the time you once shared.

i'm boycotting the nfl until they let the chiefs back into the playoffs. i mean obviously i'll watch the games and talk about them and everything, but i will not purchase any of the teams

We live in a society that has normalize trolls and haters, this is why I am calling Governor Gavin Newsome to deputize me to be allowed to hunt down these internet haters with a harpoon.

Yesterday in the afternoon I started feeling a lot of pain in my right flank and it then moved up to my shoulder and now today the pain is no longer in my flank and just in my shoulder. I hope it's gone by tomorrow because it really sucks to have the sort of hurts to breath type pain.

I will never gaming

Finally got around to finishing new edge magazine issue 3 after getting it a long while ago. Not a bad little short story collection. Time to read issue 4.

I have always admitted a perfectly replicable consumer experience to be the highest form of art.

my dick got chitinous material coming from it

they just put Bumbling Oafs on the UNESCO World Heritage List

getting evaporated by an orbital laser has gotta feel great

I once again find myself enamored by the gemstone. youtu.be/5I7LdqpNolY

Pipsqueak Saga

They are gonna fry me up in some butter.

My LASERGUN flyer aesthetic has inspired people across the country to start their own in-person game clubs. This is the most important contribution to TTRPGs I can hope to aspire to. I'm retiring now. #osr #ttrpg