I'm glad trans women have The Matrix, but I do miss when it was just a bad thing for stupid boys. We need things of our own, too, or else we will find more time for trying out power tools on the dining room walls.

As American "coolness" fades across the globe Sonic Team is now looking to make their iconic hedgehog English, insider sources say they are now heavily favoring a New Castle dialect for the Blue Blur.

I am becoming increasingly cantankerous about the use of the word isekai, it's called portal fantasy we already have a genre term for it.

I'll break it in post

the kids love dripped out maduro. all the kids are willing to die for dripped out maduro

I am not familiar with Jacob Collier's work generally. Does all his stuff sort of found like the musical equivalent of Oscar bait? youtu.be/Lz1LEYxFQ5Q

My clown fucker friend has seen this post so at least there is that.

Over/Under made it so I've had to explain what "the OSR" is to a lot of people so I will say this one more time in public instead of private. At the circus I work at there is a short clown who is hot under his makeup. Due to the angle I saw him do a specific dance move I know he's hung. That's OSR.

I like to sing to myself a fair bit. I have recently been just improvising wordless times as of late and it's been fun. I should dive more into making music.

A coworker in the break room is exposing me to obviously generated self help material by loudly watching tiktoks without headphones. What the fuck is happening man.

Everything happens for a reason you know. For example this is happening because a demented pedophile wants to cook the world so an oil company can make more money

military mom here. a murderer fell out of my pussy like twenty years ago

For a long time I have just repeated the knowledge of bread and circus in order to explain why Americans are fine with all this and now that I'm literally working at the circus to amuse these venal freaks it's really hitting harder.

I was actually the one who designed the death star and I made it for my dad's exterminator business for mice and shit.

I think I just saw a woman who got elf ear surgery.

Had to explain what solidgoldmagikarp meant to a friend after watching Eddington and my friend was like being part of a counting subreddit is the kind of thing you would do if you were on reddit. I then had to explain the multiple counting discord channels I have access to.

hey! haven't heard much from you this week. i imagine you're still working through my screenplay you wanted to read. did you get to the part where the pack of wild dogs rips all those girls apart? also, probably going to delete Bumble soon so here's my number...

the job market is tough out there, they force my mom and dad to leave and then give me a long term disability.

Last night I watched the 2009 film gamer. That movie is insane. The editing makes it feels like a nu metal music video was suffering from a monster energy overdose. It's like if Southland Tales didn't have a soul.

We are teaching orcs how to play baseball.

day one in mamdani’s new york

Decree 0.16 is finally out Happy new year, bliadhna mhath ùr Much love to you all Venture forth, ever watchful

You need to understand the implications of Catholic Pyromancy.

Pressing the big red button.

Let's go gamers

In order to bring back woke I'm trapping a cisgender hetrosexual white Christian man in a time crystal this new years eve.

I am thinking about the new color, olo. The color you can only see if they hit you with a special laser. And how I live an hour away from the special laser that makes you experience something brand new only a few have ever experienced. And how despite how close I am I will not see olo.

Having an insulated water bottle is very nice. I have had this for years and I've never gotten over how good a cold drink of water feels pretty much whenever I want.

I plan to invent the folding chair next year.

Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!

I remember being in highschool and seeing deep fakes come out for the first time and seeing how people talked about it on reddit and realizing mass scale consumer image generation would primarily be used for revenge porn related tasks. The world is predictable unfortunately.

Found a rat with the face of a human man. He said please I'm Matt Yglesias I have been forsaken I am a human being help me, and I threw that man rat hybrid directly into a deep fryer and I kept running until my leg gave out. I know I did the right thing.

My year in review. My two most used words, game and shit. I'm like if the angry video game nerd was a beautiful woman. anisota.net/harvest/evil...

Two boys, maybe 8 and 10, in the breakfast place with a man with an Irish accent who I assume is their grandfather. The older boy asks him, "Has 6-7 made it to Ireland?" Old man grumbles, "Yeah."

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thinking about new years resolution but I think I'm gonna try to be more positive, and less mean. I'm gonna jerk off less And jack off more

I think this is the first time I've been a trilingual wet floor sign in English Spanish and German

i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me

New Perspectives (rerun)

Gotta go with tiddlywinks, hoop and stick, cube score classic, and small empty bag game (unnamed)

Teaching local sealife about sun worship.

Mentally preparing myself for work later this evening. I am meat without soul, I am meat without soul.

Too many children are hitting the vape when they should be respecting the ape.

EMBRACE DIVINE APE VIOLENCE? (y/n)

I am getting really afraid imagining what would happen if the hambuglar was let loose on a small suburban town.

Really like this performance. youtu.be/MYbnxyP59Ek

God this story followed the formula so well. I love it when the formula is followed. I wish it was illegal to not follow the formula tbh.

Apes are using tools to extract tribute from our cities

Love it or hate it, it's at least worth considering.

If you're the kind of person whose idea of a great joke is quote tweeting posts with just the name of a movie or an anime or a video game or whatever else it tenuously reminded you of, you are the target audience for AI videos of shit like spongebob meeting john wick