Underneath my bed is Funko pop of myself. I try to throw it out every day but it returns. I hate it so much but it resists my blows and burns. I cannot be rid of this damned thing.

Welcome to space, where there are no laws by the way

Happy Fat Cock Friday the 13th everyone! Be civically engaged and email a picture of Jason Voorhees with his cock out to your local representatives today!

Happy Fat Cock Friday the 13th everyone! Be civically engaged and email a picture of Jason Voorhees with his cock out to your local representatives today!

just remembered this website supports video now

Sasquatch Diaries Feb 18th sasquatchdiaries.neocities.org

Any sufficiently large machine becomes a god at a certain point. I'd say anything roughly tractor sized. I wish I could snuff out their divinity and absorb it for my own powers so I could just hurl lighting javelins at mother fuckers but it's simply not in the cards for me.

Messed about with some dithering patterns using knight at the crossroads as a sample piece. I think I like this pattern a lot. Black and White, tritone, and 8 colors.

I'm rooting for my Amtrak to be delayed because my bart was delayed and ate up the 15 minutes of buffer time I try to pack in for train stuff. If not then a 20 minute delay from power issues turns into a 2 hour delay.

Muttering to myself el mundo de gauilan gris

Experienced a genderless woke cookie.

Let's make a new grinch movie about a girl grinch

**resheaths my katakana**

It's time for him to start acting how age. He should start going by Leonard Kennedy.

I have a gold ink risograph print of the jawbone of Saint Anthony available on my shop at the moment erikapriceart.bigcartel.com

There is a type of evil creature that sucks you off in Denton Texas.

Just learned about this Mario Mario fella, seems like a real piece of work.

really important PSA

to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

Hi I'm Stella. You can find me all over the web. This is my personal account and pretty much the only social media website I am active on currently. However I am on other spaces, here's a small thread of where to find me.

Fuck it I'm making a pinned post.

Setting up and RSS reader and this rules. I can see my friend's tumblr posts despite not using tumblr anymore. I can see my friend's bluesky posts. I can see blogs

So first off the gom jabbar is the needle, so no I "didn't stick my dick in the gom jabbar" thank you very much.

What if I was insane and released a module written using entirely pseudo old english orthography to write modern english. (example text taken from my module somewhere deep in the woods there is a hole in the ground and so far neither man nor magician knows what lies below)

Things are so fucked that no one gives a shit that Slenderman is pregnant.

Thinking about the possibility of an animal in the fossil record known only from one specimen also having dwarfism or gigantism and it possibly being none the wiser due to no other point of comparison.

I look myself in the mirror and ask myself this every morning. It weighs heavy on my mind.

There are a lot of video games out there. And some of them are even good. But not many

Encountered some kind of serpent-puma hybrid

I watched the first three episodes of the wire with a friend last night and I think D'Angelo was perfectly cast. I see that man and I think yeah that's a nephew.

I had a weird highschool dream. I had lost my phone and was searching for it in something that within the fiction of the dream was my old highschool but in reality was a labyrinthine complex of building with a no rhyme of reason to how it was connected.

Despite similar results oceanic and terrestrial psionics work on entirely different principles.

They wont let me edit Rotta the Hutt's wookiepedia to say he also has a fat girthy penis even though I have a valid citation

I have now learned this is real

hey everyone, the new jabba the hutt is fuckable!!!!

Bare witness to my dog shit elf dance.

This is what happens when you endeavor to watch every western you have access to at your library.

I'm sorry, friend. You made a cheugy post. It's over.

Lol, I beheld a pale horse.

restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy- jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

Please enjoy a free mumblecore adventure that's only a little bit spooky: gromb54-46.itch.io/my-friend-mike

I watched the shape of water with a friend yesterday and convinced her we should watch the wire because I have the entire series on dvd and I'm now realizing we are going on a set in Baltimore media kick.

My ventriloquist dummy, Nephew T. Niece, has been stealing blood from people and injecting it to become human and it fucking worked.

I stopped for a moment to think about the legacy of Fred Rogers. What a truly great man. Idk what else to say other than anyone who fights for people to recognize the fundamental dignity we are entitled to as human beings are good. Brings a tear to my eyes a little.

My two favorite things? Probably placation and lip service. I love being placated and lip served.

Mario & Luigi: Dream Team contains various unused test rooms in its files. One of these is the "two dead Luigis" test room, which is identical to the Mushrise Park entrance from the finished game, except there are two Luigis lying on the ground. The Luigis are unresponsive.

Saw this in a lil discord server and I've been thinking about it a lot. I love the pumpkin headed hobgoblin and think leaning into that and having them carve their faces into intricate masks could be so cool. Very fond of the idea of a hobgoblin ripping off another's face and using it as a mask.

This channel is called Arseplay