Jeff Epstein? The guy with the dentist’s office full of creepy masks?

Someone at the New York Post pitch the headline UN OEUF FOR AN OAF

New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street

This rhetoric is indistinguishable from the stuff you hear coming out of white nationalists. Completely identical language.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

What the hell did I do, Charlie Brown? Killed them all, of course.

IT WAS A BABY, CHARLIE BROWN!

I did not hit her. It’s not true. It’s bullshit. I did not hit her. I did not. Oh hi, Charlie Brown.

A member of Congress just filled out a threat report with the Capitol Police naming the President of the United States as the person making the threat. Think of where we were on January 7, 2021 when the country overwhelmingly repudiated what had happened. And think of where we are now.

Brooklyn, motherfuckers.

My guess: the Epstein files have been scrubbed of Trump’s name and it’ll be the Muller Report all over again.

“Jeffrey Epstein’s Brother Claims He Heard ‘from a Pretty Good Source’ That Epstein Files Are Being Scrubbed of Republican Names” 11/18/25 people.com/epstein-s-br...

this just means the files have been scrubbed clean, yeah?

“Donald Trump blew Bill Clinton” is the new “JD Vance fucks his couch” in that, who cares if it’s true; let’s have fun with it.

I don’t know which would be more damaging to MAGA-world: the accusation that Trump raped underage girls, or that Trump had oral sex with Bill Clinton.

Re: Epstein’s emails

Stay for the alt text.

Has someone told Jim Downey yet? youtu.be/GKfHcas_cZg?...

Why, You grave but reckless senators

Posting this for some reason.

So why the fuck am I still a Democrat? Because I’m in a closed primary state and John Fetterman is my senator.

Fight don’t fold.

OUT: Cuomosexual IN: Zohransgender

1. In the wake on Mamdani’s win, we’ll see a lot more far right anti-urban sentiment. Here’s a thread on its roots and evolution. The idea that the city is evil and corrupt, and the countryside innocent and pure, goes back a long way: to Theocritus in Alexandria, and to the Old Testament. 🧵

One of the great moments in @thedailyshow.com history was their coverage of that time Dick Cheney shot that guy in the face, and I wish I could find it anywhere.

“Diversity is not our strength because what we need is unity! Where does it say we can have ‘pluribus’ AND ‘unum?’”

there's an entire genre of indie country that actually respects and honors the traditions of working class country music and... country fans don't like it! they want 90's style rock with some fiddles and twangy guitars and lyrics about their imaginary suburban fake cowboy lifestyle! not resolvable!

If Dems win the Supreme Court races in Pennsylvania in 9 days, it’s extremely likely the GOP can’t get a majority on that court until 2029. The GOP really wants to have this majority during the 2028 presidential race. Can’t put the stakes any more clearly than that. boltsmag.org/pennsylvania...

it’s short for Sandwich Davis Jr.

One day I’m going to open this up and the first thing I see is going to be something like “it happened. it finally happened.” And I’d be like, “what happened? THAT thing? Or maybe THAT thing? Or some other, as-yet unknown thing I hadn’t even considered?

“I *wish* he was king - that way, he would’ve crushed these whiny shitlib protesters under his boot like the pathetic little insects they are.”

NOBEL COMMITTEE: We’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, it’s not Trump. The bad news is…

I don't think people are being alarmist when they say the current regime is setting up the legal rhetoric to kill you if they want to. The fact that Antifa isn't really an organization means that they can label anyone as Antifa. Declaring Antifa as terrorists means they can call anyone a terrorist.

A Nobel Peace Prize for Trump would make Kissinger seem like he deserved it.

ICE is hog tying protesters in Portland and removing them on Dollies. This is dangerous and could cause serious injury. The Department of Homeland Security thinks it’s a joke. They’ve shared this video with the tagline “Refuse to Walk? We’ll give you a ride”. Stay strong Portland.

Somewhere in America, a young Hispanic girl is hiding in an attic writing a diary.

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

People should get fired for not sufficiently mourning Jane Goodall.

i miss when the president shut the fuck up

Bluesky feed is like ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ cute kitty! ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ we're doomed ------------------ [adult content] ------------------ we're doomed ------------------

UNDOCUMENTED PERSON: (has heart attack) JD VANCE: that person should die

1. I bet the terrorist watch list is X10 within six months. 2. How long til the U.K. adopts a similar security directive? 3. Will Rosie O’Donnell appear on the list?Seriously.

THIS IS GENOCIDE! @democrats.org, @housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov if you sign off on this, our blood is on your hands too. "... the law would prohibit trans surgeries, strip Medicaid coverage from transgender people and ban Pride flags from public buildings..."

Call Gavin Newsom's office like you called ABC/Disney/Sinclair/Nexstar

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This is much, much more significant than the Comey indictment but has gotten like 0.1% of the media coverage

The rebranding of reactionary gender and biological essentialism as “heterodox and challenging ideas to which liberal students must be exposed” is one of the greatest achievements of our stupid era. Congratulations to the reactionary centrists who helped make it happen - you dupes, you utter dolts.

Gonna lay down a marker here: if they do in fact rule for Trump here, it will be properly considered Dred Scott II, and will in an important sense mark the end of the Union