Christopher Nolan has cast a Genovian as Penelope and a Bostonian as Odysseus. And they will be speaking English, a language that did not exist in antiquity. This whole production is pure chaos.

Director: You de-age those actors for the Jurassic Park bit? CGI guy: Sure did boss, gave ‘em real different sized eyes just like you asked Director: what

No one who has seen the Epstein case unfold should have any doubt left about why victims don’t report. When reporting means facing more abuse, more exploitation, and more betrayal at the institutional level, while the perpetrators are the leaders of the very systems of “justice” supposed to help you

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

...horrifying message without context, thank you

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Looking forward to the ethnography of the Minneapolis Decade (2020-present) being published and an entire chapter being dedicated to this quirked up white boy and all his haters

Yesterday, Todd Blanche said that people weren't going to find in the Epstein files what we always suspected. And while I'm mostly watching what others find in the Epstein files second hand, I keep thinking, are you fucking HIGH? Everything I'm seeing is precisely what we expected.

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

What you want is COPWATCHING. The cameras turned on THEM.

one suspicion i have is that hanania, an inveterate troll, finds the abundists who welcomed him in so pathetic that he wants to see how far he can push their acceptance. will matty et al walk away from him over this? likely not!

if you go to a protest and *punch Will Stancil* you are not a revolutionary, you are not an antifascist, you are a fucking freak.

Neil Gaiman should never be readmitted to polite society. A man with that much money and power, actively putting up a smokescreen of progressivism to conceal his predation, can never be trusted.

crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"

Time for Dems to pass funding to train ICE to release bodycam footage

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

Professional athletes are being advised not to leave the hotel or go anywhere without their passports while visiting Minnesota. This is not a country that can safely host international events like the World Cup. Boycotting is not even a political question anymore. It is a basic issue of safety.

100% Part of what makes megacities so fascinating for niche interests: it's possible to make a living catering to the niche, because out of tens of millions of people you can find a couple hundred to pay you

Presented without comment. I just want everyone here to know. I want you to know what you're looking at the next time you see this guy being interviewed or RTed by an Abundance bro. 1/8

Oh disgraced early bluesky poster Neil Gaiman is back? Is the cookie recipe guy back too?

Once again, the total amount of fraud alleged so far in Minnesota's social services programs is $218 million, according to a @startribune.com analysis of court records. www.startribune.com/trump-claims...

What makes the discourse around this frustrating is that there are hundreds of government interventions and billions of dollars spent to try to bring urban amenities to low density rural areas and then people pretend that the situation is the opposite and rural residents are instead getting screwed

For perspective, Trumps ICE/CBP deployments have already cost $500 million. okcfox.com/news/nation-...

big thing on racist moron social media right now is "exposing" that the rosa parks bus incident was planned by civil rights leaders, something that you learn in middle school

Another 4 elections only for Netanyahu to become PM again because everyone from Lapid to Bennett is too racist to form a coalition with a non-Jew would sound about right

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

Desire to be a Pervert!! This is the Slut Rumored in the City!!

A Gorgeous Bank Teller On The Verge Of Turning 50 Makes Her Adult Video Debut! Quick, Before She Loses The Remaining Balance In Her Feminine Bank Account! Make A Deposit In Dick! Hisako Mamiya

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[VR] While I'm In The hospital I Can't Have Sex And I Can't Ask My Mom, So I As My Aunt Who Has Come To Visit Me. She Kindly And Secretly Gave Me Some Cowgirl Nookie. Creampie Specials VR

This Horny Beautiful Girl Who Belongs To The Environmental Club Has A Sex Drive That's More Powerful Than Her Passion For The Environment, So I Heard That She Likes To Have Eco-Conscious Rubberless Creampie Raw Footage Sex 2 Ria-chan

Republicans love adding seats to state Supreme Courts! They've done it three times in recent years. This latest court-packing plan will shift Utah's high court far to the right and possibly flip rulings on abortion and gerrymandering. Democrats should take note that Rs have deemed this acceptable!

The halftime show is normally 12 minutes long.

read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

a veritable who’s that

when im president big tech will have to figure out how to trace these types of threats before i let them work on their fake girlfriend machines

At least a dozen (8% of the total) state legislators in Indiana recieved threats during the December redistricting fight.

I’ve said it a million times but if there was even one bomb threat called into polling stations in Klansville, Pa. The press and GOP would have never considered the results legitimate. Thousands called into Philly and 🦗🦗🦗from the media.

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.

leave it to a bunch of people who never read the Iliad to not notice that it says in the poem itself that Helen of Troy “bears the resemblance of Lupita Nyong’o” a line that had puzzled linguists and historians for thousands of years. Until now

Amazing coda here.

"defending civilization" in the streets, "return to tribalism" in sheets

BARI WEISS: I think it's so telling. Liberals only want to talk about the bad bunny. Whereas rational people like you and me, I think, people who can agree to disagree, we want to talk about the good bunny. BILLIONAIRE CHILD RAPIST: [nodding]

Incrementalists take it on the chin again. This is why they hate Mamdani. He's giving up the game that people in power HAVE POWER and don't solely exist to beg you for $5 every day. He's ruining the Democratic Party by showing voters that they have the power to do stuff instead of crouching in fear

All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,

I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

Good god. We've spent a decade with the British media - including the BBC - claiming that the 'gender critical' movement wanted to 'protect women and girls'. And it turns out Jeffrey Epstein was funding part of it.

I thought for sure this was an old quote. He said this statement this morning.