“Biden Asylum Cases” is NYT’s framing for a story pegged to a man who got asylum 3 months into the Trump administration www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...

That's me. I'm the big raccoon

"where should we put the leftovers?" "maybe we should just put them outside since it's cold out" excuse me, are you being paid by Big Raccoon

you better watch out You better watch out You Better Watch Out 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓 《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规，强烈建议谨慎行事》

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving

i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?

Conservatives are becoming scared of bluesky

lordy

Seattle in November

$2.6 million for an AI surveillance system that can't tell the difference between a gun and Doritos, and the Inspector General response is: staff need more training on how to use AI.

Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸

I was absolutely more indifferent to LLMs before everything added a shit one toggled on automatically. But since they did i hope the bubble burst devestates the chuds shoving it down society's throats.

It’s awesome how they fight new apartment buildings by claiming it’ll increase gentrification and it is of course the opposite

This seems relevant to about 80% of my beloved followers

Me: Idk much about her, but it would be cool of her to make a reflective, self-referential album about her perpetually heartbroken era coming to an end and what that means for her art Taylor Swift: When you come for me, my beau will give you a swirlie, Haters hate to see a frickin wifed-up girlie

I remember seeing a story years ago where a prison cook was caught having stolen $1.2 million of fajitas over 9 years. One week he took off sick, someone else answered the order call and was like "what are you talking about? We don't serve fajitas." www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

SUBWAYTAKES GUY: So what’s your take POORLY DISGUISED BLACK BEAR: Campers should leave more food out

To Help Me Get Over My Ex-Girlfriend, My Big-Ass Not-My-Sister Let Me Fuck And Creampie Her From Behind Ruka Inaba

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Outside of bots/engagement farming it's not like it's well received on even the nazi site either my man, any tech company that announces they're adding AI features to their product are inevitably met with a shitstorm in the replies

Shot ---> Chaser

A third infant has died in Kentucky, KYDPH adds: “These are Kentucky’s first pertussis deaths since 2018. None of the infants nor their mothers received the recommended pertussis vaccinations during pregnancy or early infancy.” s3.amazonaws.com/nursing-netw...

www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo... I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people. #morrowind #thomasthetankengine

I wanna be whoring looks like one of those digital composite eyewitness description portraits. I wanna be whoring is the golden state killer

Tolkien was fuckin right

lmao

these people aren't even regular insane. they're floridly insane

i love how the gov’t is spying on every aspect of our lives 24/7 but when you have to ask them for anything they’re like “we’ve never heard of you?? in fact some of the guys in our office think you might be simply some sort of trick of the light?? à la Pepper’s Ghost? fax us 8 years of tax returns”

I involuntary said nooooo really loud when reading this which confused my husband

"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read

I don’t think the Illinois Republican Party is very good at politics

Points to the big boy that the right people hate him THIS MUCH

you know what, i changed my mind. it was really problematic of zohran to platform the president of the united state of america

Just in case you thought this was a ridiculous hypothetical, it’s actually a thing she did, and it’s racked up one thousand three hundred big views on youtube in the 7 hours it’s been up, so take that libs.

guys who have no belief in or respect for human rights are becoming oddly invested in whether robots have rights

Hey sorry our chatbot encouraged you to die by suicide but in our defense you were violating our terms of service because you died by suicide.

grok, use every slur to roast my grandma at thanksgiving in an epic vulgar roast

Sure. Why not. Makes as much sense as anything

Cannot overstate how, from my perch as a national-security reporter, this would have been an earth-shattering scandal in a prior era.

Unless the robot car industry starts self regulating, the ever-increasing number of robo-traffic jams is going to unify both sides of the war on cars in one of the weirdest political coalitions 🙃

I saw some teens today. I asked them who represents them best. They told me that Gen Alpha and Zoomers are on Tiktok and Instagram demanding more and more clips of Alan Dershowitz. They can’t get enough of him. He is the voice of their generation. The voice America needs.

The phrase 'goblin mode' gets tossed around a lot, but sometimes it really does just fit.

if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican: @punchbowlnews.bsky.social

A non-negotiable part of Woke 2, and destroying elite impunity, is that you stop overlooking silly little things like this

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