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mods are asleep post smooth lasordas

Just reminded myself how hard the ending of Coffin Text Spell 714 goes

Hank you slut

holy shit the grink predates christ

Insane freestyle football skills. Holy smokes

I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit

I am stuck waiting for test environment deploys to go live. so while I am waiting, why don't I share some ancient Babylonian children's games with you 🧵

a Space Wolves short with everyone speaking Danish

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

Titus (2000)

inspired by @dialacina.com

"The debate over whether Democrats need to cut trans people loose in order to win elections should be over."

Engagement-based #algorithms amplify intergroup hostility + moral-emotional content, leading it to be overrepresented in your feed This leads us to falsely perceive that people want to see this kind of content and share more of it. This technology fuels false polarization: osf.io/preprints/os...

Alan Dershowitz, Poster's Bushido ennobles but also makes demands,

bodybuilders debating how many votes are in a week

I will never not repost this (Sound on for maximum effect)

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind

BEST NEW IMAGE JUST DROPPED

took so much benadryl that he's seeing the hat wife

They're sending me here tomorrow

This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

Marc Maron on Bill Maher: "I always had a problem with his tone, and… there’s this desperate chasing of relevance… He’s got good joke writers who know how to write for his tone, but I can’t see past the desperation and what he’s willing to do to stay in the conversation." From this article:

alright i'm going to be honest some of you are hoping against hope the president is about to die and some of you are lifelong mariners fans lamenting another loss and none of you are being all that clear about which one you're feeling right now

I love the jokes but someone please post a source

They’re calling him “the most accounted-for President of all time,”

Just witnessed a murder on r/martialarts

I saw a touching scene from a 1973 movie where a young man comes out to his blue collar widower father. The father told his son he loves him and to be proud of who he is. I thought it was really moving so I looked up the movie and it was from a PORNO

I fuckin love fleetwood mac

This is a pretty good bit

this scene is still the hardest ive laughed at anything super sentai like how is it so well done. no one is ever ready for The American Ninja Jiraiya

getting your post read out loud by a lawyer, directly to the person you made fun of, and entered into public record is the poster's dream

let’s see how things are going over at White Castle

If I get killed by a driver because they were in a teams meeting my ghost is gonna make The Grudge look like Casper the friendly ghost

The degree to which other software engineers eagerly embrace tools clearly designed to replace them will never cease to amaze me

Great passage here that really gets at how I think a lot of otherwise good intentioned or smart people fall into liberal complacency. How the scope of our lives has made progress appear inevitable and faith that the machine is run by competent "adults" who will ensure that future.

my god daughter snuck behind a bush to smoke weed without anyone seeing and just lol lmao nailed it not suspicious at all

when i talk about perfect vibes, this is what i mean: