BEST NEW IMAGE JUST DROPPED

took so much benadryl that he's seeing the hat wife

They're sending me here tomorrow

This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

Marc Maron on Bill Maher: "I always had a problem with his tone, and… there’s this desperate chasing of relevance… He’s got good joke writers who know how to write for his tone, but I can’t see past the desperation and what he’s willing to do to stay in the conversation." From this article:

alright i'm going to be honest some of you are hoping against hope the president is about to die and some of you are lifelong mariners fans lamenting another loss and none of you are being all that clear about which one you're feeling right now

I love the jokes but someone please post a source

They’re calling him “the most accounted-for President of all time,”

Just witnessed a murder on r/martialarts

I saw a touching scene from a 1973 movie where a young man comes out to his blue collar widower father. The father told his son he loves him and to be proud of who he is. I thought it was really moving so I looked up the movie and it was from a PORNO

I fuckin love fleetwood mac

This is a pretty good bit

this scene is still the hardest ive laughed at anything super sentai like how is it so well done. no one is ever ready for The American Ninja Jiraiya

getting your post read out loud by a lawyer, directly to the person you made fun of, and entered into public record is the poster's dream

let’s see how things are going over at White Castle

If I get killed by a driver because they were in a teams meeting my ghost is gonna make The Grudge look like Casper the friendly ghost

The degree to which other software engineers eagerly embrace tools clearly designed to replace them will never cease to amaze me

Great passage here that really gets at how I think a lot of otherwise good intentioned or smart people fall into liberal complacency. How the scope of our lives has made progress appear inevitable and faith that the machine is run by competent "adults" who will ensure that future.

my god daughter snuck behind a bush to smoke weed without anyone seeing and just lol lmao nailed it not suspicious at all

when i talk about perfect vibes, this is what i mean:

Got li'l dick ribs and a dick skull and everything

Going Heathcliff mode on that thang 🤣🤣😳 (sucking a dick and when I pull the dick out of my mouth there's just a little dick skeleton left)

Going through old family photos

This is a big red flashing sign that the LLM craze is a bubble. If you have to force some of the best developers out there to use the tool that you have spent that much money to build and can't make a profit on it, that says a whooooole lot www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-in...

I just saw a good example of what I was talking about with chatgpt being a crackpot generating machine. A guy had started Wheeler's Spacetime Physics, and had a problem on page 2. Wheeler expressed a square root as a power of 1/2. √a = a^1/2. This is basic algebra, not physics.

I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

*way too close to the microphone* more like Warhammer 40,000: Dogtide

sent this inscrutible tiktok to the group chat and its given us all psychosis

Youtube decided to celebrate Pride by giving me an ad that claims that homosexuality is caused by porn addiction and then states that they can 'cure' both.

kind of obsessed with 2025 pride merch...I'm calling it cowardcore.

We (gay penguins) have always been here ✊✊🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 www.cbc.ca/documentarie...

on anti-ai language

/….Deirdre’s got a network node/

reading this thread filled me with such a delightfully pensive malaise, I highly recommend it

I took a break from bluesky / x because marinating in everyone's outrage and anxiety wasn't great for me. so I went to reddit, where I had greater control over what kind of posts I saw. And I learned something very important: (1/2)

magazine screenshot (1993) archive.org/details/MSXF...

Generative AI has helped me to understand why, in Star Wars, the droids seem to have personalities but are generally bad at whatever they're supposed to be programmed to do, and everyone is tired of their shit and constantly tells them to shut up

Doing some light reading

the Marathon alpha released recently and its environments are covered with assets lifted from poster designs i made in 2017. @bungie.net @marathonthegame.bungie.net

GØRF FACT: The first time I met @dreamanimal.bsky.social (while I was sober) they kicked in the door and screamed HOME INVASION. Then we watched Crank 2.

This is where you give them a sad smile and say "You realize that's not good, right? Did the LLM tell you it was good and you believed it?"

The biggest AI booster I know was boasting about how much code they can write in a day with AI... and it was about what I can produce on a relaxed day, and I'm honestly not that hot shit, so it did seriously lower my opinion of their coding competence.

This is actually rather comforting