I'll be offline for a few days! I'm going on my annual spiritual solo retreat to the mountains! I'll be back with insight and stuff!

we're listening to the slam-poetry album that turns you into your right-wing father later today, if you wanna tag along

harassing all my transmasc friends to change their name to Ronnie Ronaldo

THE OTHER DAY I ASKED FOR A GIBRALTAR AT MY LOCAL COFFEEHOUSE AND THE BARISTA SAID "MAYBE YOU'D LIKE A FRAPUCCINO BETTER :)" LIKE NO BITCHASS MF I SAID A GIBRALTAR I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I WANT YOU CONDESCENDING FUCK

there's therian discourse in the local furry scene; i'm here to show the locals you can be therian and also socially successful, and look good while you're at it

SO GUESS WHAT..... we're live and toonier than ever, go check the stuff..... wrote a beautiful article illustrated by @bactover.bsky.social, and as always did my admin shit

Decided ill post all the shit im eating today since im having a me-day! -a macchiato at my fav coffeehouse -sopaipilla from random street vendor -very rustic muffin at a convent?? If an old religious lady baked it, I want it! -a few bombons from a local chocolate shop i like.....

Pete can use a hat..... only SOMETIMES and as long as there's a dog on said hat

A mug that reads "WORLD'S BEST GOOD BUDDY"

my 9 year old sister just said Kate Bush is her favorite singer, i must've done something right

my two beautiful daughters, Cacio e Pepe

"no loads refused, unless the load has no swag or point of view"

going to the Philippines to try the local cuisine

Ooh girl.....

BEST TRAIN RIDE EVER, I LOVE TRAINS

I feel like for the past couple weeks I've been Leveling Up or something, pardon the gamer word. Like life has been giving me these challenges and in return im getting to live so much, so intensely, connecting in such beautiful ways and learning about myself and others

It's just me and Fiona Apple against the world.....

There's something intrinsically autistic about a sex party; it's so activity-based it borders on nerdy, were it not for the actual sexual circumstance of it all it'd be no different than going to a D&D party or a Taco Tuesday celebration

My last meal..... thought long and hard about this

insane concept i came up with; "fingerlips". you're typing, so it's not the tip of your tongue. it's in your FINGERLIPS".

girl.....

The subway is full of cis people wearing all black and going to the My Chemical Romance concert

LaCroix: "They're Finger-Lickin' Good!"

my new book, "Finger Foods for Fickle Friends",

Chat am I crazy or does "gourmet Lunchables platter" go insanely hard

things i got called while fursuiting at the beach as a blue dog: -Sonic (the hedgehog) -a vixen -a bear -"evil goblin" -the big bad wolf -"furry!!!!!"

Girl my heart is so full rn, girl what's going on

one time i was told i have transmasc energy and i think i get it and see it

i like to describe myself as a "weirdo with classy sensibilities", or a "classy broad with weirdo tendencies", both work well most of the time

i'm like a furry Fran Lebowitz, in the sense that i'm always jus sayin shit

high off my mind listening to COLDPLAY'S "PARACHUTES" and living the ONE AND ONLY GAY DREAM!!!!!

taking a milk bath in the bermuda triangle.....

Welcome to the foam store! our prices will have you foaming at the mouth!

watched Drag Race with some friends a bit ago and one of them (new to the show) told me he was Impressed by how many drag queen names i can remember; maybe my memory isn't bad but just very randomly selective

who up drunk as shit!!!!! it's friday, lemme be!!!!!

being woke is chic: the other day i was hanging out with friends at a mall and someone pointed at some Harry Potter merch and i said "oh we loooove being transphobic" as a joke, and not only was it funny, but it also gave me a nice social gravitas for being an educated trans ally

in conversations, the "does pineapple belong on pizza" debate ends as soon as i bring up how it's racist against Hawaiians, even though this is not true since Hawaiian pizza is most likely Canadian in origin

feed the pigeons some clay..... turn the night into day.....

all boots, no tea.....

God is smiling at me today!! Very good!!

Robyn looks a little like afab Troye Sivan if u think about it

from time to time, i'll say "my hole is dry", referring to the hole through which my septum piercing runs through. i should definitely stop saying this immediately

If sticks and stones may break your bones, you're weak as shit and should do something about it

an Enzo Mari chair kit for everyone..... that's my promise if i win the lottery

The indomitable perseverance and undeniable spirituality of a guy taking the bus and listening to The Cranberries

If God didn't want me eating ass then why did he make holes oddly sweet? That's the real question

Selfie while walking, dw about it

I gotta vibe with a BRONY again man, havent done that in forever..... haven't had that energy around in ages

im very high rn and talkin with a friend and the topic of "do bees have boobs" popped up of course i googled "bee boobs" and you get about what you'd expect

Is peanut milk a thing? I bet that's tasty, someone should get in on that