George Soros : wait there were how many protestors? Aide : over 7 million sir George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this

cops tackling and marching off with a giant penis, Kristi Noem menacing a chicken she swears is antifa, feds pepper-spraying a frog ridicule is an extremely effective protest tactic and foil for authoritarianism

I don't think it's possible to come up with a better metaphor for Trump's presidency than him cheerfully flying a plane that dumps literal shit on America

[returning from time travel] “ok it’s done. I killed baby hitler” -wtf??? you killed a baby?!?! “uhh yeah it was hitler… you know, the dude who started the holocaust” -the what?

these no kings rallies are clearly just big echo chambers. where’s the discourse? so everyone here hates kings? have you considered that your signs might be offensive to kings in your neighborhood

Vance is very much the "little brother with the unplugged controller" of politicians

I’m hearing Trump has obviously diminished capacity and the people around him are taking advantage of him. Can anyone confirm if there any truth to this?

i would hope you hear more and more elected officials pointing out that "trump has obviously diminished capacity and the people around him are taking advantage of him" because trump has obviously diminished capacity and the people around him are taking advantage of him

Hard to estimate any of these crowd sizes other than “bigger than Trump’s crowds.”

They'll cast these rallies as "angry" but everyone there is plainly having a great time because it's fun to get together with like-minded people to engage in the oldest American tradition: telling a tyrant to eat shit

I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons

Stopped at Office Depot. Had to wait in line behind five other middle-aged people buying poster board and markers.

every smug internet communist tweet about showing up to a No Kings protest with an abolish ICE shirt to scare the libs is getting completely mogged by the real-life winemoms showing up with slogans like "ICE will melt in hell"

No matter how much groundwork you lay, the “just following orders” excuse isn’t going to fly. In fact, it will almost certainly guarantee convictions.

Breaking on MSNBC: Two top criminal lawyers in the Eastern District of Virginia have been fired: Elizabeth Yusi, the criminal chief, and her deputy Kristin Bird. Both had been involved with Letitia James case and were skeptical of it.

a lot of people have written about the slavery apologism in Doug Wilson's church but not a lot of people have written about the horrific sexual abuse

"this place is an echo chamber, we should make space in every discussion for the people who functionally have no political beliefs except wanting you, and everyone like you, jailed or dead" o okay, interesting that you should advocate for that, as a real person with a suspiciously expressionless pfp

flattening AI skepticism to such a one-dimensional state is the real position with low barriers to entry—the providence of useful idiots & dullards! thetechbubble.substack.com/p/the-phony-...

Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.

Blue Bombers beat Roughriders 17-16 on Castillo’s last-second field goal - Sergio Castillo kicked a 22-yard field goal as time expired to help the Winnipeg Blue Bombers do just enough for a 17-16 victory over the Saskatchewan Roughriders on Friday.

The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.

TOMORROW is #NO_KINGS_DAY!!! Give me your Tired, your Poor, your Huddled Masses of Frogs, Unicorns, Pandas, T-Rexes, Mushrooms, Sharks, SpongeBobs & everyday Folks yearning to peacefully protest a clownishly incompetent buffoon of a Prez who, if there were any justice, would be in jail. 🤡 #BeThere

Not being even vaguely sarcastic: At some point, a journalist needs to ask Johnson “you regularly claim you have no idea what your own government is doing. If we take you at your word, how are you so poorly informed, and do you this level of ignorance should disqualify you as speaker?”

The Santos commutation is a prelude to a Ghislaine Maxwell pardon. Mark my words.

To be unaware of one thing you don't wish to talk about is convenient. To be unaware of *everything* you don't wish to talk about is either lying or incompetence. Or both.

Someone who saw the evidence in that case and wanted to have dinner with Epstein is not anyone who should be allowed near children.

Our federal tax dollars are being used to fund a network of government social media accounts that pump out disinformation 24/7. Even during a government shutdown. It’s definitely not essential work.

If Gary Larson is back that means Bill Watterson is going to come back. Light is gonna reenter the world like when Gandalf showed up with new clothes.

one thing about "big" right wing accounts joining over here is that it quickly becomes apparent they have no idea how to function online without a built in army of incel followers they can sic on people to harass

this moment revealed more about the character of a politician than any debate in the history of politics

this shit is so embarrassing. the government used to have guys who like, built bridges. now it’s just a gaggle of bleary-eyed cave children jacking themselves off to porno deepfakes of AOC while posting “based meme edits” of reaper drone strikes on venezuelan children. quit gooning and fix a pothole

"Outside of the groups directly targeted with violence right now (and they are many), public apathy is a greater danger to the country in this moment than actual oppression," Andrea writes. "Too many people feel they can just go about their lives and wait out the dangers that Trump represents."

genuinely wild the number of quote tweets that see this as an insult toward mamdani rather than as praise for his discipline and skill at translating personal charisma into political appeal

This morning, I was hit in the face by a baton. I’m going to have a pretty gnarly bruise but we need to remember why this is happening: Trump and ICE are rounding up our neighbors, treating them as subhuman, and shipping them off to labor camps in foreign countries. It has to end.

Update: The average bluesky user wants to abolish private property, the government, and people who are rude while driving.

don't carry ID but do trust the dude you've never met next to you in all black is totally ex navy seals and follow their orders, also fly nonpermitted drones above heavily monitored airspace in full view of federal authorities of every letter agency clownshoes shit

It’s very funny to be the specific type of dumb person who fears George Soros but likes Elon

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

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most adult men who talked about the sperm count of teenage boys would wind up with an ankle monitor

Mike, what is it you say you *do* here?

At the core of this Epstein nightmare is the basic fact that the child sex trafficking was designed for, fuelled by and ultimately protected by powerful men who know that they are essentially immune from facing any real accountability for their pathological sense of entitlement

An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

Here is this week’s Serious Trouble, recorded as the fates require before Bolton got indicted. www.serioustrouble.show/p/drakes-not...

A Christianity that believes it needs a president, legislation and a government to ensure its survival is a Christianity that is centered on the worship of its own power rather than faithfully relying on the power of God. God is just its mascot for its political ideology

Democratic leaders, it's time to endorse Mamdani.

Andrew Cuomo: taxpayers should pay for $60 million in legal bills for my sexual harassment allegations Also Andrew Cuomo: $60 million is too much money to spend on a pilot program to deliver cheaper groceries

Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly. Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested. Stay safe out there.