BREAKING: The Supreme Court just announced it will hear our case challenging President Trump’s attempt to end birthright citizenship. Every child born on U.S. soil has a right to citizenship. We’ll see the president in court.

i know what you did not do last summer. you did not clean out the garage like i asked.

What an interesting coincidence.

Miller is a flaming racist. Full stop. Using outdated rules on immigration that aren't even still on the books. Full Nazi. Stephen Miller bashed for pushing restrictions that 'are no longer on the books' Source: Raw Story share.newsbreak.com/g7ktmbcy

So gratuitously and pointlessly spiteful and petty.

Oh no, we can't loose the strict adherence to traditional ideas of gender and sexuality that the Looney Tunes cartoons were so famous for.

Can't believe our tax dollars are going to be spent settling the upcoming exorbitant defamation suit with Sabrina Carpenter, but maybe this is just how public arts funding is going to work now.

How does global warming cause colder winter storms? whowhatwhy.org/2019/11/23/t...

My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.

this shit is just beyond parody, man

Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award Also Boomers:

The difference between Cassidy and most other Republicans is that he knew exactly what he was doing to millions of Americans' livers and health in general, and did it anyway.

Current US Policy: If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.

Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein’s former girlfriend who was convicted of recruiting young girls into sex trafficking, is planning to ask a judge to release her from prison, according to a new court filing.

Nailed. It. This is the kind of man you want leading your country.

I'm at the combination

“Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda,” Carpenter said in a post on X.

BESSENT: Affordability is worse in blue states SORKIN: The JEC says highest inflation over past 4 years has been in red states, especially Florida B: I'm talking about current S: Not over the past 4 years? B: Today S: Ok. I would say 4 years would be a reasonable trend line to look at

My most conservative opinion is that life has gotten to soft and easy and needs to be made harder--but only for the kind of people who would post a 17 hour video of them playing video games and whining about it.

Who the hell is playing the games on LinkedIn - show yourselves.

Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.

Der Spiegel: Commander in Sleep

Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.

He’s gesturing to a sleeping man as he says “He’s the only leader in the world who can help end [the war in Ukraine].”

The Epstein files should have already been released.

"I chose a crass serial rapist and adulterer, who calls women 'nasty' and 'piggy,' and took away by daughters' reproductive rights, over my daughters. So why are they displeased with me??? It must be all THEIR fault! I take no responsibility. NONE!"

Trump sleeping in another Cabinet meeting today.

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

Shocking that installing an unqualified misogynist drunk as Secretary of Defense is causing US problems.

This administration is filled with the absolute dumbest, meanest, cruelest pieces of shit. And they're so *proud* to be dumb, mean, cruel pieces of shit too. They delight in it. They brag about it. It's vice signaling as a way of life.

Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.

If your doctor decided you needed an MRI (indicating concern about something serious) and you claim that you didn't ask why or what part of your body he wanted to look at, you are: 1. Really stupid; or 2. Dangerously detached from reality; or 4. Lying; or 4. All three. 🎯

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

Remember if it was capable of “revolutionizing” art, film or music - it would’ve produced something of cultural value already. Instead all its made is endless piles of derivative slop because that’s all its capable of.

The bot farm has been activated in defense of Lane Kiffin

Big Oil is "wildly desperate to dodge the growing array of lawsuits over the damage caused by their decades-long scheme to deceive the public about climate change," writes @aaronregunberg.bsky.social. The fossil fuel industry is again urging the Supreme Court to help them escape accountability.

Donald, on his way—again—to the golf course to bring down prices at the grocery store for us. What a selfless hero.

I named my fists Dunning and Kruger because I vastly overestimate their abilities

trump is the president in the sense that he holds the office but he very clearly isn't the president in the sense that he has basically relieved himself of its duties

Lecturing on Watergate this morning and trying to decide how to communicate "no, Congress used to care when presidents did crimes!" without derailing the lecture and/or sobbing

I named my fists Creutzfeldt and Jakob because they're going to make your brain into a sponge

There is a well coordinated national campaign targeting a single trans professor at Oklahoma University to get her fired. It's part of a broader campaign to push trans people out of public life entirely. It was never about sports.

the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all

I named my fists Voight and Kampff because you're about to question the nature of your existence.

A basic and intuitive understanding of the law is that punishments should not be retroactive upon a policy change. This is even worse. There is no formal policy change, they are simply penalizing couples for following common practice - explicitly allowed by Congress - for decades.

Want to talk about crimes? Talk about these crimes ⏬

Trump on Rep. Ilhan Omar: "We should throw her the hell out of our country."

Lol, Zillow tried to rate the climate risks facing individual properties. The real estate industry *hated* it, precisely because it worked -- it made selling risky properties more difficult. So they rebelled & Zillow caved. Don't look up!

People say they want to manufacture real things in America again BUT they complain that it’s “inappropriate” and “not productive” to talk about how we need lots of guillotines. Like make up your minds!