Dodgers / White Sox series starts tonight, which as you all expected, "is a possible World Series preview"

Who's ready for a weekend of watching Guardsball?

I have this fucked-up sexual fantasy where someone makes me feel beautiful and wanted and desired

Hadestown rips and I watch it anytime its in town, and you should too

hanging out with a bunch of monkeys in a hot spring and we're all blinking at each other about how much this kicks ass

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

being transgender is amazing and beautiful, transitioning is one of the greatest choices you can ever make and i hope more people realize that its not dangerous or evil, but liberating

I understand the reference. Not a massive fan of a card allowing kids at my LGS to crack cancer jokes mid game, but whatever. But something as magnificent, world altering and altruistic as "curing cancer" being the equivalent game action as eating a burger or a pie is god awful design.

listen to be gay solve crimes 🔫

So tired of blacking out every full moon when I really want to stay up and help the townsfolk hunt for the werewolf

sweet Sumer child

The World Cup broadcasters keep trying to normalize the extra commercials by talking on and on about how necessary the hydration breaks are. RESIST

Soccer should have an "over and back" rule like in basketball

LMAO @edsbs.bsky.social Nigerians went to Mexico to hate watch South Africa

Watching Prime Miggy was truly unbelievable

someone on jeopardy thought that the huffington post was the first place to report on lincoln's death. reopen the schools

I hear they’re calling it the Girled Cup now

grabbing every small business owner I can find by the shoulders and yelling directly into their faces that IF I DON'T HAVE AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT I CAN'T SEE ANY OF YOUR SHIT GET A FUCKING WEBSITE

Tigers claim former Dodgers and Twins outfielder James Outman on waivers. Javier Báez transferred to 60-man injured list to open a 40-man roster spot.

blue sky used to be a community. now every ones off in their own little private rooms talking trash & posting nasty pics. Hate to be the one to say it but group chat culture has made this web site a bastard's website

CHARGE THE MOUND JAKE

"Manwaring" he sure is

More Tigers homeruns! The baseball gods demand more!

Hell of a start from Keider. Truly one of the few pitchers keeping the Tigers from absolutely drowning the last month

🤣🤣🤣

At long last, Colt Keith has his first HR of the season, a 419-foot drive to RF off Zebby Matthews. He smiled the entire way around the bases, then high-fived imaginary teammates when he got the silent treatment in dugout.

COLT KEITH BABY

obsessed with this extensive and bizarre list of collective nouns on wiktionary. love that it starts with a warning not to use them

What a play, Jake

It may be controversial, but I think hitting more HRs and giving up less HRs is good strategy for a team that wants to win baseball games

Umpire hot mic is becoming an underrated fun part of ABS challenges. "It's close," Ryan Additon said of Keider Montero's 3-2 pitch to Tristan Gray. Michigan State football coach Pat Fitzgerald, sitting in on Tigers broadcast for an inning after throwing first pitch, thought it was not close.

If I were a pitcher, I dont think Id leave a curveball hanging up middle-middle to Spencer Torkelson, but thats just me

"Why doesnt Evie ever post sefies?" Evie's selfies:

>how to smile w/o looking like frog >frog face smile cures >cursed by witch but subtle >how to break frog smile hex >how to avoid smiling for pictures >possible to be hot with bad smile?

Kevin McGonigle jumped another first-pitch fastball and came within inches of another leadoff HR. Instead, he gets a leadoff double off the top of the left-field fence and comes around on fly balls from Gleyber Torres and Riley Greene. Tigers take 1-0 lead.

never know what to do with myself/my day when i work an evening shift

[group chat titled "girls Lunch"] @estrogilf : eleven thirty girls what we getting @valerievalerate : wrap. im going wrap mode with chips @ittybittypeepeecomittee : slice pizza Aaron of Bluesky Trust And Safety: how far i gotta scroll for the selfies lmao

This is an iconic point.

wow that's a lot of group chats i've already been invited to. if you haven't yet been invited to any group chats i bet it's because everyone secretly hates you

scooby doo when he sees one of my selfies:

I know I'm beautiful and terrifying like the morning sun but feel free to invite me to your gcs

Pokemon Go! secretly being a massive defense project meant to help enable the killing of enemies of the American empire anywhere on earth really makes the Hillary line work so much better in retrospect

And man... Kevin McGonigle. Holy crap, what a talent. His swing is just unique, and the ways he can win with suboptimal contact (even though he makes plenty of OPTIMAL contact, too) make your eyes bug out. www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

Hitting a foul ball at this guy in particular would produce the funniest images known to mankind

quisling gay hates queer people and loves murder. we have to exile these freaks from our communities for our own safety.

The NBA/UFC two-step is so funny. UFC is like the sports version of Nation of Islam. You notice your cousin starts talking a certain way, you know you're gonna be putting up with some bullshit from him for a while, but it's also gonna end at some point.