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She/they. Ex-archaeologist turned ex-chef turned archaeologist I post mostly about Tigers baseball
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Cooper Lund
about 7 hours ago
Throughout American history, citizens have all longed for the same thing: to get out of Cleveland
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Me when someone asks what my buddy Garfield wants for dinner:
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Mike Gianella
about 11 hours ago
OLDER FANS: we hate the modern game please fix it so it is like it was when we were kids (Miles Mikolas pitches) OLDER FANS: no that’s not what we meant
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Jason Beck
about 11 hours ago
Dingler Dinger: This Statcast-projected 433-foot HR is the longest of Dillon Dingler's MLB career (previous high was 410), and it ends Detroit's 18-inning scoreless streak. 2-0 Tigers.
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DING DONG
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Sara Hates Hockey
about 12 hours ago
WHERE IS DISTRICT DETROIT CHRIS
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Can't believe I have to work on a holiday (Opening Day in Detroit)
about 17 hours ago
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I think my brain is broken
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little lamb
6 months ago
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
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Brady Klopfer
1 day ago
no tiny change can take something from deeply uncool to undeniably hip like removing one ear flap from a batting helmet
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Red Wings won a game in April. Miracles can happen.
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Looking real forward to JB's comments after the game tonight
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These refs missing a LOT of obvious calls tonight
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She Man-Eater on my Bug til I Target 1 monster on the field; destroy it
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Detroit Red Wings (Unofficial)
1 day ago
A new career high for Alex DeBrincat with 79 points. ➖ (38G-41A--79PTS)
#LGRW
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JD middy jumpers save me
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me when she asked for no pickles
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really am feeling like garbage today for no reason
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Jason Beck
1 day ago
There was a lot going on with this play, and a lot going on in this game. But what a catch by Mud Hens center fielder and Tigers No. 2 prospect Max Clark to start a double play.
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Chris Mueller
1 day ago
Buster Olney put 9/140 out there. Then deleted it. But it's because they can't formally do this deal until Griffin plays a game, so that they can keep the PPI pick.
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Jason Beck
1 day ago
Tigers have released RHP Phil Bickford and LHP Colin Poche. Both were assigned to Triple-A Toledo roster after signing minor-league deals in January and February, but neither pitched. Bickford was in big-league camp as a non-roster invite but didn’t pitch due to a triceps strain.
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me when she me when uhhh when me she when uhhhhh
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Twins infield defense is BAD bad huh?
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I have to know if Frederic Gisborne ever traveled to Big Ass Lake
@jonbois.bsky.social
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Turns out the wind is so bad that the spray from the fountains is making the outfield cameras virtually unusable I love baseball so much lmao
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"Speed don't slow" Announcers are truly in midseason form already
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Getting motion sickness watching the Twins-Royals broadcast
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Seeing something I just personally like: this is so trans girl coded
1 day ago
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Jason Beck
1 day ago
Tigers No. 6 prospect Hao-Yu Lee (oblique) is scheduled to begin a rehab assignment with Single-A Lakeland Friday. No. 7 prospect Thayron Liranzo (oblique) is on a return-to-play progression. No. 4 prospect Josue Briceño (right wrist surgery) is rehabbing.
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Tyler Maun
1 day ago
Oh my god, the Texas Rangers invented Homer's nacho hat
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Ariel Edwards-Levy
1 day ago
wow, looks like a rough patch for stocks AND bondis
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Can't say I LOVE Bernie tweeting out "America First" tbh
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Craig May Shartle
1 day ago
it's beautiful
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'i will strangle a horse' on itch.io
2 days ago
Everyone keeps saying "serving cunt" and it's making me feel really old. I still call them waiters.
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Craig May Shartle
1 day ago
so like...konnor griffin, what's going on there. bad ST, didn't force their hand for the OD roster. Has raked in 5 games, but like come on, that fixes nothing? PPI still in play, likely extension coming (already discussing it). What was all this for? Just to get a home opener pop? Feels like a lot.
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Mike Petriello
1 day ago
The thing about batting average with RISP is that it's only a step above noise over a full season, so it's considerably less than that over a mere few days if you think this is targeted to your team: yes, it is
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lauren
1 day ago
YOU 🫵 are personally responsible for every flaw in the democratic coalition
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mirna
1 day ago
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Every post on Queering the map falls into one of two categories: 1) Doomed Sapphic Yearning 2) "I sucked off so many guys here!!"
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Arthur Brand
2 days ago
BREAKING: The golden Romanian helmet of Coțofenești, which was stolen last year from a museum in the Netherlands, has been recovered. Great work by the Dutch police!
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A day late but so delicious
2 days ago
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Last year's Tigers also opened on a west coast road trip and went 2-4. The shutouts are a bit concerning though
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Jason Beck
2 days ago
Tigers get 7 innings of 1-run ball from Tarik Skubal, but fall 1-0 on Corbin Carroll's first-inning HR. A season-opening road trip that began with back-to-back wins in San Diego ended with four straight losses, including a three-game series sweep in Arizona.
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You may not like it, but this is what the perfect baseball career looks like
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Mike Petriello
2 days ago
The Rockies are still going to lose a billion games and finish in last, but having watched their first week of ball, they're a much better team than last year's. Not a high bar to clear, but it's noticable.
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Unfortunate news for Arizona fans
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3 days ago
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Gen IV Garchomp
3 days ago
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Norm Charlatan
3 days ago
Guy concerned about children of immigrants being “sleeper agents”: We should make life as difficult as possible for immigrants so they hate our government.
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