You there boy! What day is it? Why it's Field Trip Sketch Comedy Presents: Monster Mush premiere day sir! open.spotify.com/episode/5bAn...

I don’t get to indulge my fully psychotic side nearly as often as I used to but Makks and Field Trip have granted me carte blanche to make fucked up little sounds and I’m grateful for that

If Democrats cave on this, I will never, ever, ever, ever vote for them ever again. Ever.

i keep saying this but what i hate most about the ezra kleins of the world is their insistence is that politics is about messaging and triangulating. its never about offering a compelling vision of the world, its about trying desperately to capitulate to whatever moment we are in

Trump is uniquely degenerate as an individual, but I think when the historians are writing about this in a few centuries, they'll focus on the collapse of Congressional functionality from the 1990s onward and the growth of the security state post 9/11 as the primary motive forces behind the crisis.

To June Jordan, Toni Morrison said, “You know there's always been a fascist strain, here: It's not even political in the sense of this party or that. It's like a virus that can attach itself to Democrats or Republicans… And we know it's around. We can tell because black people are the nexus.”

Doing sound design for this 😈

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Breaking: Trump is in the Blair Witch house. Facing the wall

game conferences

Looking for seasonal work this summer

"Oh we're not concerned with explicit protections for marginalized groups, we only care about economic-" RED FLAG Marginalization of minority groups is a class mechanism!

This government is not legitimate.

my response to the latest discourse:

Hi it's me, a woman who came in 9th at collegiate wiffleball behind 7 cis women and 1 trans woman. I just think it's tragic that I have to compete against anyone who didn't have a vulva as a baby. What is this world coming to? Please put donations in the big bag labeled with a dollar sign. God bless

The Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions (BDS) movement has called for a boycott of Xbox; here's what that means and why it's important. www.pastemagazine.com/games/xbox/b...

I think 9/11 would be seen as less of a punchline if the grief surrounding it hadn’t been so obviously exploited to get white america to trust the us military more than any arab-american stranger as it sent our country into debt over a war fought under false pretenses but. hey what do i know

You think the arbitrary arrest of political dissenters cannot happen in the UK? It already does. www.quaker.org.uk/news-and-eve...

"This was a student on a valid student visa" I don't think anybody should be dragged by thugs to a gulag

ICE has already moved Rumeysa Ozturk to Louisiana in violation of a court order signed last night ordering her not to be removed from Massachusetts. This is rendition to avoid legal process and to torture detainees in Louisiana. apnews.com/article/tuft...

Israel just committed *the largest child massacre in its history*, according to Haaretz. Two hundred Palestinian children murdered in a single day, with direct support from the US and UK, and zero outrage from Western media. What stage of barbarism is this...

we are living under fascism right now

Donald Trump has ordered the death of every firstborn son in blue states *putting hands on my hips and making a shitty face* instead of helping lower gas prices for the middle class

KRAMER: You, sir, should unmask. JERRY: Indeed? NEWMAN: Indeed it’s time. We all have laid aside disguise but you. JERRY: I wear no mask. KRAMER: (Terrified, aside to Newman.) No mask? No mask!

the clown and the doctor circle one another like koi in a pool. from these two spirits, all things emanate

when an american electronic appliance chirps at me: I did not invite you to speak. I despise you. I wish to destroy you when a japanese appliance chirps at me: You are my little friend. You are my companion in the journey of life

"Luke Combs twice?" "I couldn't stand him the first time!"

Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:

Well it can't be that capitalism has problems so it must be some sort of shadowy cabal making things bad. And the problems are happening across the world so it must be an international conspiracy of people who are pulling the strings. Why would they do this to capitalism and nations

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Gavin Newsom looks like he could slide through prison bars T2-style

"you are not immune to propaganda" i am. i dont watch tv. i just go online and develop conspiracy theories that are orthogonal to modern politics. bigfoot is an immortal magician living at the center of the earth

My neighbors have put this bust on their porch below my stairs. The cool thing about it is I get to be scared every time I see it

This is NOT what I had in mind when I voted for the man who pretended to work at McDonald's for a day and then drove around in a dump truck. I thought he would continue doing those things, thereby providing valuable services in my community

This is gonna go for 20% over asking on Zillow even though you’d completely need to redo the kitchen

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

This is so profoundly strange from @slotkin.senate.gov. The Harris campaign ran one of the most aggressive outreach efforts to moderates, independents, and soft Republicans in recent memory!

just to clarify for the zillionth time: the reason that "the democrats" are not standing up in any significant way for trans people while the republicans try to kill us is because they also hate us and want us to die!

Democrat on TV: I think fondly back to president Me: FDR? Democrat on TV: Ronald Reagan, the senile end product of a decades-long reactionary project which is still ongoing, who traumatized this party and who we have revered ever since which is a strange dynamic

Deciding this match is referring to like, revenge

RFKjr: As far as measles go we've been seeing great results from drinking your own urine while holding a gem that corresponds to your birth month and then walking widdershins around a red oak with a cockerel buried at its base

Beginning to worry that none of these terrifying political actions are going to lead to violence (good version) but only to violence (normal version)

Dude was blasting this record today at the gym, I gotta say I’m digging it

hey for no reason i'm remembering every single time Mother Jones has run an anti-immigrant or anti-homeless article (sometimes both) with Clara here as the EIC