After seeing the headline "SpaceX IPO: How to Buy and Why You Shouldn't" on @barrons.com, I decided it was time to read the prospectus. I'm only a few pages in and folks... the implications of this document ... Do you want to go on a journey with me? Because I'm about to enter the rabbit hole.

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Note to media: police arresting peaceful protesters singing “give peace a chance” is not protesters “clashing” with police. It’s the state violating the First Amendment rights of people upset that human beings who did nothing illegal are being held without due process and being fed maggots.

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Time to rewatch these masterworks for the umpteenth time. This is the kind of stuff the Internet is supposed to produce. I'd trade every influencer in history for one more video as funny as these.

Okay, fine, so he sent sexual texts to multiple women other than his wife, made awful comments about rape online, and got a Nazi tattoo, but what are you gonna do, not vote for him? www.nytimes.com/2026/05/30/u...

I didn’t know there were FIVE ICE detention hunger strikes going on all over the country.

I can see from some responses that people are still confused about what's going on. A lot of us liberals are very literal! So we assume Trump is "confused" about this. He's not. "Trans" is an all-purpose category on the right now to describe anyone who doesn't conform to rigid MAGA gender roles.

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literally nearly just lost a set in sf6 because i was scrolling in-between rounds, saw this picture, and forgot i was playing a video game

the american super power should be that we don't give a shit when other countries make fun of us. this is admittedly more challenging in a future where we're not in charge of global shipping lanes

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Uber’s COO has said that it’s getting “harder to justify” its AI costs because there was no way to show a link between AI spend and any meaningful increase in useful features. This is the first time I’ve seen a company say this directly. www.businessinsider.com/uber-coo-and...

Recent status: watching someone that works at Zoom take a past due security training about not taking meetings in public spaces while he was on a train going between Copenhagen and Stockholm. He completed his training then had a sales meeting about volume discounts.

Another reminder: if there exists *any* class of people who don't have due process rights, then *nobody* actually has due process rights because the government can always just say you're in that class.

What the US is doing to Cuba is more than a humanitarian crisis. It is a genocide as defined by the United Nations. www.un.org/en/genocide-...

I also don't mind the "bubble." When I watch ESPN I don't feel cheated because they don't give time to people who don't like sports to talk about why I'm dumb for liking sports.

faking an assassination attempt so you don't have to go to a wedding sounds like a curb your enthusiasm episode

People need to recognize the canary in the coal mine here. If an administration can target entertainers and mom activists for prosecution they can go after anybody. It's the reason Indigenous and Black and LGBTQ+ people have been saying forevet that fascism was already here

I completely forgot “Food Network Mr. Garrison” was a real thing

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BREAKING: Federal officials have subpoenaed Hasan Piker and CodePink co-founder Medea Benjamin over an aid mission to Cuba involving medicine and medical equipment. Trump's fascist regime targeting his political enemies happening right now

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What a man. A dragon-man.

JUST IN: Justice Department moves to dismiss most serious criminal case filed over #Jan6 Capitol Riot: seditious conspiracy prosecution of Proud Boys. Doc: www.documentcloud.org/documents/28... Earlier: www.politico.com/news/2023/05...

I caved recently and bought an ipad air for the case of: working from a cafe on a work computer but want to chat with friends on a physical keyboard. Wow is the ipad a cool device made almost useless by running ios

"Meetings are held, emails are sent, phone calls are made, and something like 520,000 children die of malnutrition, diarrhea, tuberculosis, malaria, and HIV." prospect.org/2026/05/22/w...

Prosecutorial misconduct is nearly the norm, it almost always goes undetected and un-investigated because most defendants lack the money to expose it. I believe the presumption of regularity has never been warranted, and I think they're all a bit crooked, and that's what makes the system "work".

Tonight we congratulate our friend Stephen Colbert and his writers, staff and crew for eleven years of excellence. Watch Colbert’s finale tonight, and then never watch CBS again.

I figured there would be shady conduct with the Broadview Six grand jury, but it's unreal. Vouching is bad enough, but dismissing grand jurors who disagreed with them, hiding a no true bill, and hiding pages of the transcript from the judge? That should be disbarment. That's WAY beyond sanctionable.

Yeah, that's understandable. Did you know the US demands passenger manifests for anyone overflying eg Japan to Mexico flights, even if not stopping in country?

my landlord had someone install a toilet leak detector and the installation did some damage that is causing the toilet to leak AND the detector apparently isn't detecting it

it’s weird how often nominally liberal white cis americans seem to think “access to bathrooms outside of home” is a hilariously abstruse and low stakes problem, having forgotten that a whole part of jim crow was “if you use the wrong bathroom, we can basically justify doing anything we want to you.”

Judge Reed O' Connor dared the 1st circuit to stop him and they backed down. They'd rather preserve constitutional order than stop the blatant violation of privacy by a forum shopped judge in Texas. O Connor will have access to the intimate medical records of trans youth in Rhode Island.

The Trump $1.776 billion slush fund is not mere corruption. Trump is giving his brownshirts money for recruiting, logistics, AR-15's and tactical gear. Nobody in the national media seems to be talking about this, or about how the Paycheck Protection Program played a central role in funding Jan 6

Congrats, Google. We now have unreliable AI narrators of impoverished information sources, representing their hallucinations as truth. I'm glad I learned to use a card catalog when I was a kid, because fuck this. I'm going to the library. (3/3)

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sometimes I forget how silly 'Hercules: The Legendary Journeys' would get and then I see a fire farting purple dragon in all its 1990s CGI glory

This is happening all over the Pineywoods (rural Northeast Texas). Even the pipelines didn't get folks this activated. But you can't mess with the water. Texas is *always* on the precipice of violent conflict over water. These company reps have no idea what they're trying to tap into.

Melania Trump infesting the White House with bees is the funniest thing no one's talking about right now #Bees #WhiteHouse

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