I am Jack’s layered Onion

Reuploading a classic to Bluesky, Forgive me god.

Microsoft has introduced a bizarre bug with Task Manager in the latest Windows 11 update 😵‍💫 After the October 2025 optional update, Task Manager duplicates itself when you close it. It leads to multiple versions of Task Manager running, using CPU and RAM resources 😬

celebrating halloween at the baseball party vs. celebrating baseball at the halloween party

Period-appropriate Lincoln bathroom

I am in the top 0.02% of Patreon creators. If *I* am constantly pissed off at them, God knows how the other 99.98% feel

We are in a timeline in which People Magazine is publishing legit hard-hitting news headlines while CBS and CNN publicly humiliate themselves. I don’t like this timeline. But I’m loving People Magazine right now.

My wife and I watching this World Series game rn youtu.be/u_nPp64OrBc?...

the year is 2047. water is currency. emperor dwayne ‘the rock’ johnson is humankind’s last hope against the army of octopus that walked out of the seas three years ago. the dodgers and blue jays are starting the 17,432nd inning of game 3 of the 2025 world series.

can someone ask the world series umpire crew if there's a rain delay rule but for "i'm sleepy"

Are you sneezing way more from allergies than you used to be? It's not your imagination. It's Climate Change. www.bbc.com/future/artic...

The "theory" is "I've got big guns and the Supreme Court said I'm immune from any criminal prosecution, and Congress lets me get away with everything, so I'm gonna murder brown people with big explosions and tell the public I'm saving them from drugs." Saved you a click.

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

Lots more detail in here about this outrageous arrest. The guy has been in jail for weeks now for posting a quote by President Trump.

We win.

honestly what are we doing here folks www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/proe...

They're gassing one of the richest neighborhoods in Chicago today

Yesterday my 5th grader told me their teacher gave them an assignment: write a description of their own secret garden (apparently they've been reading it)...that she would then feed into ChatGPT to make a picture of it I hate this so much

Updating my LEGO White House

ELTON JORT: 🎵 Goodbye normal jeans 🎵

the SEC should have a law that just says any CEO who uses the term "infinite money glitch" just has to go straight to prison, right away

i think everyone needs to proclaim whatever nazi tattoos they've got right now, while it's on everyone's minds. even if you're not running for office, let's just get all our cards on the table. i'll start — i'm normal, so i have none. let's have every former & current military member go next

right wing bigots have admitted - the “trans women in bathrooms” issue - the “trans women in sports” issue and - the “trans kids getting surgery” issue were all MADE UP TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY are you paying attention?

That's awesome dude, I love the internet and being old.

I'm tired. We're all tired. This isn't hard to understand. You can't inflate prices of basic necessities like food and housing to ridiculous highs while keeping wages at poverty levels, then act surprised when luxury goods/services and large purchases become unattainable or payments unaffordable.

All credit to the Classified team at Hasbro for turning complete dorks like Crystal Ball into super badasses.

you need to hear these guys late 80s post-hardcore album

For the Sickos

“Average musician makes $12 a month on Spotify. The fact that they are not even able to sell a record and it’s taken from them by rich motherfuckers on streaming platforms who get paid royally by record labels,Ticketmaster, merch companies. They’re all fucking getting paid, except for the musician.”

Adult converts aren't imbued with the requisite amount of shame required to be a Catholic

LMAOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE NEW XBOX HANDHELD COMES WITH MICROSOFT TEAMS AND ONEDRIVE INSTALLED??? this is the fucking goofiest company in games

Bed Bath and Batman Beyond

📣 Louder

I tell people that i don’t like the concept of being perceived

Trump promised free plane tickets and $1,000 “exit bonuses” to immigrants who opted to self-deport. ProPublica spoke to a dozen Venezuelan immigrants who said they followed the president’s instructions, yet never received the promised assistance.

Mr.Beast is the closest thing to the real world version of an SCP article about something that looks almost human but isn't quite, and if you fail to observe the ritual(do not engage with Mr.Beast), you'll lose your clavicle or something.

Yesterday I was told that the class I’m scheduled to teach this month, Confronting Oppression & Injustice, is no longer part of our curriculum. This is a required class yet there was no discussion, no faculty vote, just an email saying the class no longer exists. This is what it’s like in Texas now.

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation Depraved. www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

we are literally besieged in all aspects of american life by unrestrained plutocrats who themselves are surrounded by toadies and sycophants, not one person there to tell them that their hair looks idiotic, their plan to invade portland is insane, that their AI does not work. bring back hard truths

Once fixtures of neighborhood corners, many street vendors are disappearing in silence — caught in the crosshairs of immigration enforcement due to their visibility and vulnerability. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/09/21/c...

More street vendors taken by ICE today, according to rapid response team & neighborhood reports. Masked men arrested one of Pilsen’s longtime tamal vendors near Damen and 21st Pl, by Chase. Those ladies are very loved by the community. I bought tamales from her many times.

if every democrat doesn’t use the “we took freedom of speech away” on every messaging apparatus they have every single day for the next 4 years assume they want to lose

I will never not repost this (Sound on for maximum effect)

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

A woman named Julie Howell who was serving a year for theft. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Reposting this because I’m right; I am increasingly convinced that the key to understanding the ongoing blueskymod crashout is that they are having a kind of crisis of faith over the reputational collapse of the tech industry.

the combined positions of "you should treat it like a person / it exists only to do our work" is why i say that they want to invent new forms of life to enslave

genuinely impossible to overstate what the secret police are doing. It is state hooliganism. It is gangsterism as policy. It is the jouissance of the original klan nightriders that followed the civil war. they terrorize minority communities while intentionally paralyzing local governments.

🎵 Arch Manning you throw so bad 🎶

Deported for journalism. A denial of due process and violation of First Amendment rights. What happened to Mario Guevara sets a chilling precedent that any member of the press, who wasn’t born in the US, could be detained and removed by the Trump administration.