Someday, he's going to realize exactly how bad he fumbled here. I mean, he has no ability to selfreflect, so it's not gonna be soon. But Jesus, I gave that man everything. I'm the easiest wife you'll ever see. I complain *when we don't have enough sex, especially after fighting.*

Liked a He-Man post on the other place, so it's 100% Nichols Galitzine content (this isn't bad)

I recently added Mandy Moore's Candy to my running playlist and you know what? She's 100 pounds & looks 12 years old. She's mouthing "give it to me" into the camera. JAIL. Every music producer from 1985-present needs to be in jail. Look at this shit.

"WHAT HAS IT GOT IN ITS PANTSES" Taken at Manchester's emergency protest against the EHRC guidance, May 2026

What a difference a month makes.

Saw the #mandalorian & it was great! Quick pace, very vintage Star Wars feel, and so many Muppets. I really think the key to a good sci-fi movie is Muppets. I *did* spend about an hour wondering when The Bear was gonna show up, while thinking it was weird they gave Jabba the Hutt's son a six-pack.

Odysseus fought the gods for 7 years to get back to his wife and my husband wants a divorce because I disagree with him sometimes

Have you all seen the Hudson Williams thirst trap ad for Peleton?? I'm dead

Ooof, Andersen's gonna want that one back #gohabsgo

I'm at the bar for drink & a movie and my Québécois friend is here, and so is an old Russian dude. Ideal crowd for watching hockey.

OMG, he tried a Michigan 😆 #gohabsgo

And we have a blep situation

Every so often I just like to remember this tweet exists.

Please tell me why it's always the funniest thing in the world when a dog farts audibly, lol

John Astin in a fur turban & a John Waters pencil moustache. They don't make 'em like this anymore. #talesfromthecrypt

Hey, #goavsgo fans? It's ok if many things are true at once. 1. We're mad. We're disappointed. The odds aren't great. 2. It's still very possible that we win this series. Don't lose hope. 3. Absolutely no one needs to be harassing anyone else over their feelings regarding (1) and (2).

The only team to come back from the Avs' present situation was the 1945 Detroit Red Wings. Assuming they don't pull off a miracle, the Avs will waste the best regular season in team history. Something needs to change. #GoAvsGo

Fuck you

If you need me, I'm spending my first day off drinking and watching every episode of Tales From the Crypt ever, because IFC is having a marathon. I'm also working on another sad art project. Can't tell if it's helping.

Well, this ruined my day #goavsgo

“circumstances pertaining to Government”

Could this bullshit be any more obvious #goavsgo

McNabb's allowed to punch Necas in the face. This is over. Just give it to Vegas.

God fucking damn it

Fucking hell, I blame ESPN

You better give Wedgewood his flowers #goavsgo

DON'T SAY THAT, ESPN WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU #GOAVSGO

Marner, 0/3 on Wedgie #goavsgo

LOC, it's your time to shine #goavsgo

4 on 4 is like our power play, lmao #goavsgo

They must exhaust him. Do not stop shooting at him. Garbage goes in and he'll get tired. #goavsgo

SO CLOSE #GOAVSGO

DESTROY THEM #GOAVSGO

ROSSCOOOOOOOOO #GOAVSGO

WEDGEWOOD, MY DARLING #GOAVSGO

My aunt posted about being married to my uncle for over 40 years (she's not kidding, I was a flower girl) and it was like taking a bullet

My heart is broken and my credit card debt is not ideal at the moment, but one good thing came out of this.

Xfinity should do a Wrap at the end of the year so you can see how your anxiety's been treating you

You guys are sooooo lucky I have Pinterest. I've discovered Spotify lyric pictures and you do not want to see what I've been pinning. It's very 2005 Facebook.

I've taken tomorrow off so I have a 4-day weekend, first one in a long time. My weekend plans? Drink & a movie (Mandalorian), hockey practice, gym, probably a wine bar and the continuous existential crisis that is my life. Fun stuff!

TIL that the Minions from "Despicable Me" are hard-wired to serve the most evil person on Earth, and also thousands of years old, so when the movie became a franchise, the writers had to strand them in an ice cave right after the Napoleonic Wars until 1968 so they wouldn't have to be literal Nazis.

Fuck every last one of them

Habs might be having a "Happy learned how to putt" moment at the start of the 2nd. #goavsgo

every one of these folks should be primaried unconscionable betrayal of their constituents

Habs are tearing it UP, holy shit #goavsgo