Worth noting that this response actually concedes that what Pritzker said is true.

Bitches get stuff done.

Saw Solo Mio (EXCELLENT AND YOU SHOULD GO) but before the movie, not one but TWO movie previews featuring revisionist histories of America's founding, one of which was BLATANTLY the "America is a Chr!stian nation" myth.

I don't travel much, but I didn't really need another thing to worry about.

It is really infuriating to see how misogyny really does unite men across the sociopolitical spectrum. And, in so far as the Epstein files go, they sort women into two categories: fuckable or irrelevant. When they near a hint of accountability they complain about not being able to make women prey.

I don't think it's great that one of this government's most consistent qualities is vindictive punishment of people who refuse to be tortured quietly

My Pinterest ads are disturbing. I just had an ad for nipple clamps, followed immediately by an ad for baby teething rings, a straitjacket for your cat, then a duvet cover & false teeth. Then, a heated dildo, fishing lures & Invisalign cleaners. My search history is unrelated to any of these.

Sabrina Carpenter is a country singer masquerading as a pop star #muppetshow

Muppets got me crying after 2 bars of Rainbow Connection

They really want people to treat them as monsters. They crave the fear.

Just like with Kilmer Abrego Garcia, the biggest sin any targeted immigrant can commit is winning battles — legal or PR battles — against the government, and they just won’t let those losses go

There's someone I know who still thought bitcoin & crypto were valid investments & had made regular people rich...2 weeks ago. Reading this and not sending them a link proves that I am a very good human.

Awake. Fuck.

Maybe the million and oneth study will be the one that convinces people

Bout damn time #goavsgo

If I'm Askarov, everyone owes me dinner after tonight #goavsgo

What a fucking pass #goavsgo

Fire Hakstol #goavsgo

That gonna stand? #goavsgo

ShutoutshutoutSHUTOUT

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

I think I see the problem

Askerov is bulletproof, damnit #goavsgo

I miss Nečas #goavsgo

DRURY, NO #GOAVSGO

Man, Askerov really is a talented goalie. They got 2 really good puzzle pieces over there. #gosvsgo

Is Toewser back? I can't watch the Altitude feed. #goavsgo

Loving this energy #goavsgo

Can we please not lose to the Sharks again, it's getting embarrassing #goavsgo

But Biden has memory issues

OMG, hi Kiefer! #goavsgo

IDK how many visits from ghosts it takes to do a total about-face like this dude has, but it's not zero

senators only do this when they're in extreme distress

Big Oil "purchased solar and EV patents to ensure others couldn’t use them, solicited control of renewable markets and then abandoned them, and funded powerful institutions to promote false solutions, all while using trade groups to downplay the harms of fossil fuels, according to the complaint." 😠

As someone pointed out earlier, none of the ancient Greeks spoke English, so. They should probably get mad about the lack of subtitles. (And I'm willing to bet that most of the ladies weren't shaving anything back then.)

It warms the heart. Fk that guy.

Does anyone else do the gift thing where you have a great idea, start to shop for it, then are bombarded with so many other cooler ideas you totally rethink your original idea and/or spend 3 times as much as you planned to?

I am Doing That Again (still awake)

Missed opportunity for quarterly performance reviews, honestly

Just saw the new Jason Statham movie. Spoiler alert: . . . . . . . . the good boy dies.

Screaming (complimentary)

Pluto TV is less of a streaming app and more of a psyop to encourage violence towards your cable box (because it doesn't fucking work)

74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting it, according to YouGov polling from last month. Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter.

The way I would have dropped that surname

Now that BlueSky is bigger, we have our own infestation of dudes with terrible posts, who (after criticism) insist in the comments that the problem was that no one was smart enough to get their joke, which was very nuanced and clever.

I have a terrible habit of buying very cool prints/posters/art for a great price, in what I *believe* is a standard size for a frame or a mat, only to find that there is one single Amazon seller who has a frame that isn't custom-cut, and it's $65.00.

Anthropology (early human) History of religion Political Science/Foreign Relations (taught by a brilliant Iranian refugee) Early American History Economics 101. That's pretty much the whole story.

The entire press corps should walk out, not come back, & we simply shouldn’t tolerate this. Months of “Joe Biden won’t do a press conference.” A nonstop national story. Same with Harris in Aug/Sep 2024 & interviews. Trump does this stuff & everyone shrugs. It’s appalling.

I swear to god, I'm one bad day away from this being me