Welp. My prescription is not going to be ready today. I wonder if they can deliver them to my job.

Anybody actively looking for gay boys, "to cure" is looking for gay boys.

This one urgent care wanted $110 to see me for a sinus infection. I had to take my ass raggedy ass Oschner.

It took me days to churn out a 10 page paper. But I did it without AI.

Single

My client and I have the same sinus infection. We’re both struggling this morning.

Not Danny Go!’s son being in hospice care! Aww man

So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count

Jeff Landry is a bitch.

He checks all the boxes indicating that if Big Hanta comes knocking, she’ll be calling the shots.

I want someone who thinks the US is a truly god-blessed, Exceptional ™ "city on the hill" to explain this fucking phenomenon to me.

She will be fine in this life and the next

No bitch. It's not exciting to see Black ppl marching for their rights AGAIN 60yrs later w no true allies insight. You ppl are so unserious about everything except racisim.

Thought this was satire at first

That reminds me of the time where my little sister came home from school and she saw a big ass water moccasin in the yard. And the way she announced that shit to us when she walked in the house, you would’ve thought her name was Daria. Just dead pan. no emotion no urgency.

That's one thing I don't miss about living in the country. The damn rattlesnakes. They could get into anywhere

I voted.

I forgot all about that closed primary bullshit

that last one is way too fucking close to a mistrel drawing, if its not already that

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5’7”

She looking good but I'm still taking the meat.

This being a headline in 2026 and not 1965 is crazy… because what do you mean child marriage wasn’t banned in Oklahoma this whole time?!? 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Yes! I believe companies are also selling our info because some of them I’ve never interacted with in any way

Because of the Black American cosplay thing he’s doing.

Not to be rude, but were you living under a rock all of 2024? Like……

3 new Drake albums??? I didn’t even listen to the last couple before these

His music is wack

Streets are saying that the Ch/ud the Build/er dude has wrists that are too loose to lock doors.

Same

I LOATHE the way what ever artist did this for Time put the slavery imagery behind the black man and the civil rights imagery behind the racist white man trying to put black people back in chains. This is deeply offensive just on media literacy alone. HORRIBLE EXECUTION. And we all know tf why!

Future said his druggie image was marketing. Jay Z "lost 92 bricks." Jadakiss bathtub lift up and his walls do a 360. Drake exists. Rick Ross was a CO and lied about it until people had proof. I wish people would just say they don't like women and move along.

When someone finally feeds that Ch/ud the Builder dude a hot piece of lead, let me know

I fucking HATE the word BBC.

The data center that they’re building ~10 miles from my parent’s house is ginormous. wtf. I didn’t know it was going to be that big.

Eating grits with salt and butter because grits are corn and you don't put sugar on corn.

These two people popped confetti poppers and they got kicked out!

WHAT’S WRONG WITH BBC CHASERS? You wanna see who were KNOWN to be BBC chasers?

I had to pull over because it was raining cows and horses and now I’m late for this graduation

They're waiting for us to start the protest so they can say they did it lol

They’re probably still getting the permits together. Lot of bureaucracy to navigate when trying to schedule disrupting the system.

A lot of no kings is performative. If they were really about business they would protest outside places that inconvenience billionaires and politicians.

They want to enslave Black people again and they’re willing to enslave every white person who isn’t in the 1% to accomplish it. But yeah, keep organizing those cute No Kings picnics.

Fuck it, Zordon Mamdani

Conservatives have a deep hatred of Black people. We must admit it and call it out. Don’t let them deflect from it.

Today is a bad back day

They keep doing shit like this because yall ain’t swinging on them.