Everybody is pissing me off tonight

+Out of since lip and sound when it comes to text. +If there are fists being raised, check the elbows, they are usually on the wrong hand

+Silky smooth skin, almost with a water bend wave. +Excessive noise/pixelation around the suspicious part. (Etc a knee hitting bare concrete will look regular but the knee/concrete will have pixels moving with it) +Hair laying weird or not moving with the subject +Transitions that make no sense.

Oh MTV must be going off air

Don’t you just love when people involve you in their plans and they don’t let you know about said plans until the last minute?

Serophobia will get you blocked over here FYI. I remember having to block multiple longtime mutuals a few years ago on Twitter when the topic of the day was HIV and they felt the need to share their true (hateful/judgemental) feelings.

A regular daily multivitamin and some zinc for… reasons

This perfectly encapsulates what the GOP position is on the shutdown.

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Since when did the radios start playing Piss Kelly again?

The prices and the people. And yes but if I haven’t found love by now, it’ll never happen.

I still have my gold star.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but "Sora" is a generative AI app. Any video you ever see with that watermark is not real.

Don't donate to the Salvation Army, either. They're providing material support to ICE.

Thanks I hate it.

Five fucking cans of spray. Five. And not one of them got used. You nasty, inconsiderate wench. Everyone’s got to take a shit, sure, but no one else should have to live through it. You had five goddamn chances to fix the air and you chose violence instead.

This big, wide back, dirty, shiftless, sorry ass bitch took a shit in the bathroom and didn’t bother to turn the fart fan on or use one of the FIVE fucking cans of spray that was in the bathroom.

My deepest prayers are with the people of Jamaica 🇯🇲 this morning as they face what might be the most catastrophic event in their history. Life can be such a cold bitch at times.

The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP. Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP. The people who need help are not the problem. It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.

Oh fuck I didn’t know the hurricane that’s about to hit Jamaica was THAT bad.

I need for yt men to stop flirting with me

Sora videos

Today is one of them days

One of the things I like about TLC’s “Kick Your Game” song is that Lisa avoided one dude trying to talk to her by saying “nah, I’m finna go hang up my coat” and the next dude said “I’m just a dude that followed you to the coat rack” Story continuity. Not everybody has that.

Prayers for Jamaica 🇯🇲

A time was had, baby. I remember watching this in real time 🔥

I’m starting to believe the Damson Idris as Black Panther rumor.

And then LSU hired a Black man to be interim coach?! Alright nie…

Who cares about his input?

Oh no wonder this was up and down the facebook timeline. They got messsssssy.

This is the easiest layup in human history, and yet...

Welp they fired Brian Kelly

I need an adult gap year. All expenses paid.

The Saints fucking suck this year.

They are fucking useless at this point

Damn people are dropping like flies…

It’s official. I have a sinus infection. Great. More money I don’t have that I have to spend.

White people watching the White House get demolished: How could he do this?! Black people watching the White House get demolished, while knowing it was built with slave labor: I mean... ok.

Heaven got wifi but I can’t log into Marval Rivals right now

Did y’all know that raccoons could climb trees? I didn’t know that until I seen one going up a tree earlier. wtf.

I needed that nap

And I would come back as black.

Not another Amber alert

I’m high as hell

At this point, his family and his team need to get him to resign. Seriously.

This is literally an episode of black mirror

NBA Youngboy really took his dumb ass to Bourbon Street last night.