Patullo needs to be off the team in the next 15 minutes.

going to bed tonight getting ready for that “Offensive Coordinator Kevin Patullo has been fired by the Philadelphia Eagles” alert tomorrow

Patullo may need to leave the game early because the crowd may actually Gaddafi him

[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard

Does Kevin Patullo bet on every Eagles under? I can’t take it anymore.

Evergreen

Budget-ass brand Gestapo can't even do sit-ups

You're going to see me on action news

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Van Helsing is definitely not a GREAT movie but it knows exactly what it is and does what it does well enough. Ebert is definitely the kind of reviewer who would get that. Three stars means "I had a good time" and that's Van Helsing.

okay we gotta just consider going for two from here on

"28 Years Later" is in some ways a post-apocalyptic take on Arthurian legend, the story of a young boy who leaves his idyllic kingdom crossing a land of monsters to visit a mad wizard. Even Spike and Jamie's bow-and-arrow evokes the British folk legend of Robin Hood.

Stop what you're doing and watch this right now

At last night’s candlelight vigil for Renee Nicole Good, Bishop Rob Hirschfeld of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire announced he had asked the clergy of the diocese to get their affairs in order and to make sure they have their wills written ...,

Common packers L

look, I’m not saying it means he’s good, but a Bryce Young led team is still in contention at halftime in a playoff game and that’s a sentence I never would have thought you could say a year ago.

man what the fuck even is job searching

few things i enjoy more than linkedin weirdos getting owned this bad

holy shit this is desperate

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A screenshot of a milquetoast statement that you posted on the Nazi site. Thanks for nothing you big wet baby

UBISOFT would rather shut down entire studios than pay their staff fair wages or benefits

because i'm gonna get blocked

Chatgpt! Is! Not! Confidential! Do! Not! Do! This! For! Fuck's! Sake!

Ask yourself why newspapers credulously print lies from police departments for decades in a row, knowing that they have been lied to almost every single time. Seriously, explain to me why US journalists, who claim to seek truth, pretend that they don't know that they're being lied to.

This is not who we are. I became an ICE agent because I truly believed in the value of getting a $50,000 signing bonus to violently assault and terrorize anyone I wanted while never getting in trouble for anything. Being held accountable conflicts strongly with my deeply-held personal beliefs

You basically have a moral imperative to buy physical media or pirate it.

Attachment issues

One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years. Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.

Useless fucking coward

The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil. The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

it turns out i got "Who let the dogs out" banned from a local bar because id get drunk and play it on the touchtunes from my house 10 times in a row

i think its really funny how stranger things ruined its brand by expanding on the first season rather than going anthology

they’re going to want to kill him for this but he’s so right, individualism as an ideology needs to end

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!

i have a lot of thoughts and feelings about the project as a whole but for this to be the visual capstone for a decade's long show is incredibly embarrassing

had they like, not chosen what the upside down(?) was going to look like until post? why not cater towards the raw footage?

Frodo and Sam have a Bart Simpson/Milhouse dynamic in that I don’t think Frodo is all that popular but he’s somehow acquired a man-servant

One of the best to ever do it

Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.

Zoe Saldaña is set to become the highest grossing actor of all time worldwide.

The median American has $8,000 in savings in the bank. In other words, this is like giving the median American an opportunity to make a massive, scandalous crime go away for a fine of $240.