GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

I need the Marlins to get their shit together. Fuck the Mets, kick their ass. You have all of philly rooting for you

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

Shitting out my flaming battery under a 2004 Honda in the Costco parking lot and taking a waymo home and coming back to my unscathed 350,000 dollar 2026 Range Rover two days later like nothing happened

Keeping all our boys employed at the Mint to print Charlie kirks face on a 3 dollar nickle

Tylenol, welcome to the resistance

Ash Before and After my gf told him the eagles won

I LOVE AJ BROWN

Kevin Patullo must go

Why subject Saquon Barkley to a hit on a play that's a give up run anyway on 3rd-and-18?

Doop

Glad to see prison hasn’t kept him from his hobbies

Another politician who needs to be 1000 miles from any actual power but also needs a podcast reviewing episodes of Animaniacs

Kansas City Queefs

I hate Kevin Patullo

Contemptible murderous eugenicist hatemonger mindset.

a common tactic of bad actors is to trick journalists into falling down the "accuracy hole". clear to their audience but indirect enough that journalists will defend them when people translate their actual words. if you can't spot the mark at the poker table, it's you. you're the mark.

Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood is so good of a show it actively ruins other animes

Franzke should never and likely would never leave the radio obviously BUT Good lord him and Kruk together are tv gold

This kid is closer to Thomas Matthew Crooks than anyone else. It's a school shooter mentality who saw his only chance to make his mark on the world and did it. No political motive beyond "I will inherit nothing." I think this might be the worst case scenario

Seems like the Mets were actually cheating at Citi Field

I got refered to 3 fucking jobs and it's been two weeks and not a single one has called me man

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imagining michael caine on a caribbean island sipping a piña colada while reading this script and then slowly sitting up, removing his glasses to wipe a tear, and calling his agent, “i’m coming back”

I do not believe you take any issue seriously if you talk about it like this, sorry

Lol.

Just get a hobby

A win is a win. A win against Dallas is EVERYTHING. Jalen Hurts MVP starts now.

JALEN IS HIM

FUCK CEEDEE!! FUCK DAK!!! AND FUCK DALLAS!!!!

More people should be spitting in Dak actually

JALEN HURTS IS MY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

Jalen Hurts’ haters are in SHAMBLES

Jalen Hurts is my god.

THIS IS NOW A GO BIRDS APP FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS

HARRISON FREAKIN' BADER!

The storyline where Mary Jane got cancer and died from his radioactive cum next question

Your occasional reminder that the positive effects of UBI have been tested and validated hundreds of times more often than the murderous Musk robotaxis or LLM’s we’re rushing to put into our schools and streets.

I understand how people get so disgusted with guns they just say "ban them all", but that's not a workable policy proposal in the US. if you want regulation then you'd better have people writing those regulations who understand what a firearm is- in a technical and a legal sense.