Does Taco Bell grow the lettuce

BOO THEM MORE

I like that you don’t even really need to try to be able to clock AI art any more it’s like the matrix code but for garbage

I think the problem with the Rock is that the Rock still thinks he’s really cool while John Cena realized that he’s a ridiculous human being and did interesting things with that and Batista realized he was a ridiculous human being and decided to become Daniel Day Louis

I think I fucking hate House of the Dragon

Vive la France, Vive la Lafayette today

They got tang at poshmart

we are SO back

A federal judge set today as the deadline for the Justice Department to unredact the names of Epstein's co-conspirators. The 2007 deal that ended his case promised no charges against "any potential co-conspirators of Epstein." The DOJ's answer was to appeal.

Personally I think anyone who climbs the Empire State Building should be killed by biplanes, whether or not they’re a gorilla

Boston can't have two browns in the city

Slap Shot is one of the greatest Canadian Movies That’s Not Technically Canadian

Austria-Argentina is a top-tier "just to be clear, what exactly did your great-grandfather do for work" game

For @aftermath.site, I reviewed the Steam Machine. It costs $1049 base. It is beautifully designed. It might be one of the most important computers ever made, launched at the worst time imaginable. aftermath.site/steam-machin...

Smurfs are cute but I bet if you live in Australia you get used to seeing them get hit by cars

Guy who saw blade in 1998 and got really into leather coats and raves and thinks everyone who got into leather coats and raves in 1999 because of the matrix is a poser

omg "Conquer the information universe," y'all. movieposters.ha.com/itm/movie-po...

lol

Bring back Taijuan

>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

what's all this i hear about 'material conditions'

Is joe camel a Bactrian or a Dromedary

BITCHES LOVE SOSA

Cops busting through a barricade that they set up is pretty tough to misinterpret.

cancel literally every space related contract to private businesses and return every cent to nasa

Nah who's gonna play this guy

A record that stood for 115 years now belongs to Cristopher Sánchez

Back-to-back days of no doubters from Trea 😤

ANNOUNCEMENT: The workers of Dark Horse Comics @darkhorse.com are forming a union. Please read our mission statement below. 👇 #DHWU

I don’t know what punishment we have all earned but “celebrate America’s 250th birthday with the surviving member of Milli Vanilli, a disgraced German pop duo” seems right in a cosmic sense

My prediction for the a24 cris hanson movie Iykyk what episode im talking about

Incredibly funny to directly call attention to how your marriage is a prop for your political campaign

It is so funny that the film tries to tone down the "lore" of "The Mandalorian", ditching Bo Katan and Mandalore and all that, but still fixates on the weirdest strands of hardcore nerd continuity. The film's three villains are all non-entities elevated from the streaming shows.

Oh, we can talk about "The Mandalorian and Grogu" now. It's bad. It's really bad. It's the apotheosis of "content" as a creative philosophy. It's proof that even if you shoot a couple of television episodes with an IMAX camera, they are still television episodes.

NO WALKS

Sorry but it is a bit embarrassing this team has the gene to tie the game, but never the one to win it. There’s no reason this should be going extra innings at this point, and now they will lose

The TMI post: So my gf found a free penis pump on Amazon through a program she's in and I used it and it might be one of the weirdest experiences I've ever felt. I think I genuinely may be too thick for it to work

[78 SCORELESS MINUTES OF PLAYOFF HOCKEY] cam york for some reason:

Flyers Fans Not Sure  Whether Gritty  Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird https://theonion.com/flyers-fans-not-sure-whether-gritty-supposed-to-be-eating-live-bird/

im joining the army to commit war crimes in Pittsburgh

Oh god, Horse Armor is within the Ask Historians 20 year rule for historical content 💀

serial killer standing out in the open next to the police tape levels of hubris